*Malluwood Cine Corner -31 Oct -7 Nov* - Page 2

Enough of Sardar jokes……………..Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
   IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
    In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
   He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
    To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
    To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
   fire?
   He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
    MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
   Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
      He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
     everyday?
     An Oto

11) Where does he pray?
      In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
     A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
     Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
     Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
     He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say    'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
 
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
        Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
 
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?
     Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
     kokanet oil.

19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of
        Benana Chibbs.

20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of
        BROGUN bones... 
  
 

🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 hello Avi and melonie ... missed you guys so much. Was away for deepavali and got back on sunday 😃 inniki taan am completely free 😆😆 How are you both? How's things going on? How's work Avi and how's classes Melonie .. 😳 Talk to you guys later .. chiaaa 😆

Avi .. ur mallu jokes really crack me up terribly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: hopper_ocean

🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 hello Avi and melonie ... missed you guys so much. Was away for deepavali and got back on sunday 😃 inniki taan am completely free 😆😆 How are you both? How's things going on? How's work Avi and how's classes Melonie .. 😳 Talk to you guys later .. chiaaa 😆

Hi Ratna,

Originally posted by: hopper_ocean

Avi .. ur mallu jokes really crack me up terribly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: avivakirk

Hi Ratna,

Hope u had a blast with your folks ! Missed chatting with you. Welcome back!🤗 Work is going on good.I didn't go today as I sprained my foot! Take care!

😭 how did you sprained ur foot daa?? oh gosh that must be painful 😲 pls be careful and make sure u put your feet up when u sit daa .. .. take care plsss 🤗

Yes, had good fun with family daa .. and missing them badly now 😳

Originally posted by: avivakirk

Enough of Sardar jokes'''''..Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
   IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
    In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
   He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
    To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
    To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
   fire?
   He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
    MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
   Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
      He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
     everyday?
     An Oto

11) Where does he pray?
      In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
     A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
     Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
     Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
     He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say    'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
 
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
        Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
 
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?
     Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
     kokanet oil.

19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of
        Benana Chibbs.

20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of
        BROGUN bones... 
  
 

OMG this is hillarious 🤣 but do we really talk like this..I mean I can't tell how I talk but this sounds funny 😆 Thanks for sharing Chechi.

Originally posted by: hopper_ocean

🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 hello Avi and melonie ... missed you guys so much. Was away for deepavali and got back on sunday 😃 inniki taan am completely free 😆😆 How are you both? How's things going on? How's work Avi and how's classes Melonie .. 😳 Talk to you guys later .. chiaaa 😆

Hi Ratna 🤗 🤗 🤗 How are U? I am fine..classes are fine too. Thanks for asking  See you around 😃

Originally posted by: avivakirk

Hi Ratna,

Hope u had a blast with your folks ! Missed chatting with you. Welcome back!🤗 Work is going on good.I didn't go today as I sprained my foot! Take care!

Oh what... how did you sprain your leg Chechi 😲 I sprained my leg like two months back and it was so painfull...like Ratna said take rest and use a pillow under your leg Chechi. Hope you get well soon 🤗 Will pray for you :)

Love this song 😳