Ek Short Gujarati man train chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh train patri se utar jaegi. Gujarati man train nahi chada.
Short Gujarati man plain pe chadne laga to akashvani hui: Yeh crash ho jaega. Voh fir vapis aa gaya.
Short Gujarati man bus pe baithne laga to avaz aai: Is ka accident ho jaega.
Short Gujarati: Aap kon ho Ji?
Avaz aai: Bhagwan.
Short Gujarati man: Jab mein ghori chadane laga tha, to aap kahan the ji?
