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Posted: 12 years ago

Hey..Vagbaan...aisa Din Dikhana tha toh..Paida hi Kahe Kiya...

Aab ...na jaane..Aartiwa peeche Paad gai hai humare REY ke..Bechara REY bhola bhola...Kuch maloom hi naahi ...uske Peet Peeche Ka hot hai...

Aur tu ka kahat hai gutiar Sitar...Kuch Gutiar nahi bajat hai...Tod Mod Fod denge tora guitarwa ko...Gussa aa gaya na humko...

Are Gussa se yaad aaya...Aaaye Haye!! Kya gussa karat Hai hamar REY...Gussa karta hai toh..SHOLEY ke Character pakad leta hai..."ANGRY YOUNG MAN" ..Sholey Dekhe the ..humne Bachpan me...CHABI bhai ke saath...ab us bakhat Dekha hua SHOLEY humka ka maloom tha ..Mumbai aake ...Sakshat LOVEWA ho jayega ...ANGRY YOUNG MAN se...Aare..Sharam aat hai humka Sochke Sochke ...

Tu apna Man machalne se sambhal liyo...Kahin machal machal ke ..uu ka bolte hain..."Man Hamla"...uun uun ..haan...HEART ATTACK na ho jaye...

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Posted: 12 years ago

Are koi to dekho inhe
ghor kaljug h bhagwan
ghor kaljug
hmar bhola bhale rey ko apne chakkar me fasayi rhi h
e ka kre ho bhagwan
preetiwa are smjho babua jab tk pita ji(ranvijay singhania) ka permisn na liyo ho tb tk hmar rey tohar lovewa na kr skey h
janat ho sidha pita ji se agya leke aye h hum
une hume ashirvad b diya
aur ka bole ho tum hmar rey to sholey ka jai nahi balki shehnshah h u amitabh bachan vala
haye hmar dil dole h rey ji ka nam lete hue k kre lajja jo aye h
u hmar hone u h na
ab ka khe u ne hume aj bulaya h khe the white pehn k ana
khe h white color uka fav. H
aur tum preetiva hmar hone wale sajanva se dur hi rho tho acha h
hmar to janmo janmo ka nata h u se

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Posted: 12 years ago

Arre, Aisa Ghisa Pita baat mat kariyo Aartiwa,

Hamka maloom hai, Rey ke pitaji tumka hum samajh gaye honge...Tabhi toh ...hum sochat rahe ...tumka kaise Aashirwad det rahe hamare sasurji...na na na ...bohot badi MISUNDERSTANDING ho gayi re baba re baba...

Ek baat batai diyo humka, hamare SASURJI chasma pehne hue the ki nahi? Nahin na? Issi liye ...unko dikai nahi diya koun gaya Aashirwad lene...tumka hum samajhke ...De diya Aashirwad...Sasurji ka FIRSTA CHOICE toh ..hum hai hum...REY ke liye

Par, humka fikar nahi, tumka sirf Ashirwad hi mila hai na? Humka toh pura ka pura Rey milega Ja tu Ashirwad le man, pet bhar bhar ke ..hum jaake REY ke saath...Rey ke saath...uu ka kehte hai. R O M A N C E karte hai...😳

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Posted: 12 years ago

Are oh preetiva tum bahutayi bol liye
hmar sasurji bahutayi amir h isliye u hote h na contact lens uk sath chashma b lgaye taki koi galti na lage
aur kha na hamne aj bulaya h u ne hume u k ghar aur naukro ko b chutti di h
baki to hume lajja aye h
aur ha suni liyo hmar sajanva k sath romance shomance humi krenge tum extra marital affair mat bnao ise
hmar hone wale sajan rey pyar kre h humse to tum bich me na hi aao
are ha hmar shadi ka card bhijwaye tumhe aa jana
tohar bhaiya rey aur hmar jo shadi h

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kumjoo

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Posted: 12 years ago

Ab yi Dekha...Aaratiwa ko,

Hum kahte hain ...Bhais ..aa u kahti hai...Goru...

Tum gail raahe Rey ke Ghar, kaahe? Naukarwa ke post ke vacancy tha ka uss ghar me jo tum interview dene chale gaye?

Rey ke Sajaniya tak thik tha..Ab Dulhaniya? ...NAAH!!! Aisa Ghor Paap REY na kari..Rey ke paas khali SAKAL hi nahi ..AKAL bhi rahat hai...

UU janat hai, koun unka jyada matra me LOVEWA karat hai..tum ya hum...Pada likha jo hai ..hamra REY ...Bohot SMART hai...First First aat rahat hai College mein...

DULHANIYA toh Hum hi banenge REY ke. Bas humne thaan liya hai...Aise apne Moh Jaal me fasayenge ..ki tum Dekhte Dekhte ..Dher ho jaoge Wahin ke wahin...

Par Aaratiwa..ye sabse Pehle tum humka ek baat bata...Rey ka woh ..MEMSAAB hai na ..KRIA ...koun hai woh? GIRLFRIEND hai ka? Humka bohot Achha nahi lagat hai..jaab Rey ..uske paas paas jawat hai ...

Uss Din ..Paudi Talau (Swimming Pool) mein kaise chipak chipak ke dekhat rahe dono ...maan karat hai...sara paani us Kria ke upar daal de ...Aur Rey ka karat rahe...ek dum se najdik jaake? Puppy Suppy ? NAH! bhagwan Nah!! Ram Ram...Subh Subh Socho...

Dekh ..Aaratiwa...Tum aur Hum..yani ke [V] ladai karke kohi faida naahi...pehle ..Kria ..ke patta kaat...fir aapna TREE PLANT karna..

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Posted: 12 years ago

Hahhaha
preetiva
u kria ka h uko to hum colg se nikalva denge
krna hi ka h thode din sharon ban jayega aur ka humne b deka kaisan chipak rhi u chudail kria u ka kahat h pool me hmar rey k sath aur hmar rey ka khe bolne me b sharam aye h hume aur u din na dekha kaisan hmar sajanva adhe kapde utar ram jane ka kre the
hmar sans to hi ruk gyi h
e kria ko to raste se htane hi padega
u kya khe ha
ja chudail ja chudail
everybody ja chudail
waise rey dulhaniya le k jayega par hume ISHMART jo h hmar rey

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Posted: 12 years ago

Aaratiya...hum chilla chilla ke yahan thakit ho gaye ...tum fir Dulhaniya Dulhaniya ..karat hai...

Sapna mat dekhiyo baithe baithe...hum kahat hai tumka ...fir baad me mat kahiyo..hum bataye nahi rahe...Sapna tutne me der nahi lagat hai Mumbai sahar mein...

Uu Chod...tum uss Chudail ka baat hi maat kariyo...Naam sunte hi...hamra khoon jal jal ke Aag babula ho jaat hai ...Dewa re Dewa ..kaise chup chup ke dekhat rahey hamra REY ko uss "DIL SE REY" mein..Sachi boli tum..Pakka Chudail hai...

Aur uu LOCKER ROOM mein ka karat rahe dono ..Darwaza band karke?? Sachi Sachi batau, humka uu FIRE EXIT mein bohot Panga lagat hai...Na jaane dono Ghus jaate hain ...aur bas...Gappe Sappe...kya kya karte hai...Humare Bhagwanji humka X-RAY wala aankh (eyes) dete toh kitna Achha hota ..hum saab dekh lete ..us Chudail Rey ke saath ka karat hai FIRE EXIT mein...

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Posted: 12 years ago

Are preetiva
us chudail ko ka khe hum jb apna hi sika khota h humne deka u dono pehle u new year party me mil liye humne kuchoo ni kha fir colg me b mile tb b hum chupiye rhe
par ab to u dono u locker room me akele akele ka kre h
hume to bahutiye jalan hui h
khoon khaulata h hamar u chudail ka nam sunte hi
sharam na aye use deka naahi kaise u roje day party ma hmar rey giri hi ja ri thi aur rey ki u chutke chutke kapda wala frndwa bahutayi pagal lge h hume nakchadi khi ki par u nilesh beat pe beat mange h aur jab lgaye diye humne dui thapad to bole h kahe marte ho huh nalayak khi ka aur u bicky har tym pool me gire rhe h deebana khi ka

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Posted: 12 years ago

Nah! Aisa mat Bol,

Humra Rey Khota Sikka Nahi...uu toh bas Bhola bhala hai Bechara ...Aab ...Sehar ke MAIDAM log aake ...gir jaati hai Rey par..toh Bechara Rey ka kare...Rey itna bhola hai ..ki ..MAIDAM log ka CHANCE pe DANCE bhi aisa karta hai...pura FEK FEK ke...Kaisan Dance kar rahe uss ROSE DAY wale din..Wah Wah...HUMKA toh ..GRAND MASTER ka yaad dilat rahe..Kya baat kya baat kya baat...

Rey ka ..Dost Log humka thik nahi lagat rahey...Tin ladkiyan...unka pahiran..dekhne me bhi sharam aat rahe...kapda hai ya rumal?

Aur Vicky, bada Bachpan ka yaar..pata nahi kahan se bachpan ka yaar hai woh kitna ...baat chupata hai woh Vivkywa Rey se..Sab ke Sab ..us ..Daain...SHARON ki bachhi ke chamche hain...aur NILKANTH ...Beat Beat bolta rahta hai...ek din ..apne Gaon se mere Bhaiyon ko bulwake ..aisa Beat dilwayenge...sari Umar ..Beat mangna bhool jayega...

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Posted: 12 years ago

Arre..chal chal ..Aaratiwa ,

Tum jaake Aaram kar..Hum jaate hain..REY se Shaadi Rachane...

Kyun ki

"Rey ko pata dala, toh Life Jhinga La La"

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