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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#161

Snippet 38

*Much later in the show, at a time when Mohan is s-l-o-w-l-y beginning to realise that he just m-a-y be in l-o-v-e with our very own Kasturben, he does the romantic chivalrous unMohanish gesture of BRINING HIS WIFE ICE-CREAM 😲*

Kastur: Kaunsi flavour hain yeh? It tastes nice.

Mohan: Butterscotch 😃

Kastur: That's impossible 😕

Mohan: Whaa? 🤓

Kastur: Impossible. Naa Mumkin. Ho nahin sakta, vagaira vagaira.

Mohan: Remind me why I'm in love with her again? Please?

Kastur: Maakhan ko scorch karna mushkil hi nahin, naa mumkin hain! 🥱

Mohan: No comments. Like seriously...no comments.

Kastur: Waise it's so nice of you to bring this, it's so Krishnaji-ish I say 😃

Mohan: He liked butterscotch ice-cream too?

Kastur: Uff ji, I meant he liked butter. Uss yug mein you will get ice-cream or what. Vaat kari che 😆

Mohan: Don't think he'd like it scorched though 🤣 But if Lord Krishna were here I'd bet we'd both leave very happy.

Kastur: Scorched or not, butter is butter. But why?

Mohan: He can take all the butter he wants, baby, but the scotch is all mine 😆

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 12 years ago

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#162

Teri kismat mein masale hain 😆

9 metres pallu, 99 metres sari, 999 kg jewellery 🤣

And AGAIN mujhe pasand nahin 🤣🤣

Mwah, what a defender of pankhas this wonderful man is! Mohan Gala ki jai ho!! 🤣

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mishti_17

@mishti_17

IF-Stunnerz

+ 7

Posted: 12 years ago

#163

OMG.. Lizzy... 🤣 Butterscotch ka kya meaning nikala hai.. 🤣

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606098

Inactive

Posted: 12 years ago

#164

Awesum blossom jhakkas liz,⭐️,kya kahne hai butter-scotch icecream key 🤣

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

IF-Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#165

Snippet 39:

*Mohan is busy brushing up on his Hindi with a few masala numbers 😆 when suddenly Baapji enters with his Dukhi Aatma music but Mohan can't hear him because of his earphones*

Baapji: Yeh reshampatti masala toh kharab ho gaya 😡 Bejne ki layak bhi nahin hain. TU baithe baithe kya kar raha tha storeroom main?

Mohan *sings*: Main toh rastay pe jaa raha thaa...

Baapji: 😲

Mohan: Main toh bhel puri khaa rahaa tha...

Baapji:

Mohan: Main toh ladki ghumaa rahaa tha...

Dharampankhas: 😃😃😃

Mohan: Raste pe jaa rahaa tha bhel puri khaa rahaa thaa ladki ghumaa rahaa thaaa -

Baapji: BAS! Iss ghumaaneke chakkar mein saare masale bhi gaye kaam se! 😡

Mohan: Tujhko mirchi lagi toh main kya karoon, tujhko mirchi lagi toh main kya karoon 😈

Baapji: *stomps off*

Kastur: Should have never taught him that song.

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 12 years ago

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mishti_17

@mishti_17

IF-Stunnerz

+ 7

Posted: 12 years ago

#166

"Tujhko mirchi lagi toh main kya karoon" 🤣🤣

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Daffodilee

@Daffodilee

IF-Sizzlerz

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#167

Originally posted by: mishti_17
"Tujhko mirchi lagi toh main kya karoon" 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

nice workk lizzy 🤗

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farhana

@Rakhie_08

IF-Rockerz

Posted: 12 years ago

#168

Originally posted by: Elizabeth Darcy
Snippet 39:

*Mohan is busy brushing up on his Hindi with a few masala numbers 😆 when suddenly Baapji enters with his Dukhi Aatma music but Mohan can't hear him because of his earphones*

Baapji: Yeh reshampatti masala toh kharab ho gaya 😡 Bejne ki layak bhi nahin hain. TU baithe baithe kya kar raha tha storeroom main?
Mohan *sings*: Main toh rastay pe jaa raha thaa...
Baapji: 😲
Mohan: Main toh bhel puri khaa rahaa tha...
Baapji:
Mohan: Main toh ladki ghumaa rahaa tha...
Dharampankhas: 😃😃😃
Mohan: Raste pe jaa rahaa tha bhel puri khaa rahaa thaa ladki ghumaa rahaa thaaa -
Baapji: BAS! Iss ghumaaneke chakkar mein saare masale bhi gaye kaam se! 😡
Mohan: Tujhko mirchi lagi toh main kya karoon, tujhko mirchi lagi toh main kya karoon 😈
Baapji: *stomps off*
Kastur: Should have never taught him that song.

🤣🤣 I can just see this happening! Bahahaha!

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farhana

@Rakhie_08

IF-Rockerz

Posted: 12 years ago

#169

SNIPPET 6

Mohan: Arrey you can never begin to understand my worth. Girls are crazy about me and I gave them all up for you!

Kastur: Haan! They would have to be crazy to like you!

Mohan glares at her, but carries on blowing his ow trumpet regardless.

Mohan: They all really love me.

Kastur: Clearly none of them love you as much you love yourself!

Mohan: Whatever! Achcha batao, if another woman wanted to me then what would you do?

Kastur: I would give her a walking stick, bring her a guide dog and call her a taxi to take her back to the pagal khana she escaped from!

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SNIPPET 7

Mohan in order to impress Baapji, pretends to cry at the fate of Baapji's failing spice business

Mohan: I can never see you in pain, I lose my heart everytime I see you like this

Kastur: (Under her breath to him) I'm trying to find your heart, can you tell me where you left it?

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SNIPPET 8

Mohan to Kastur: You are dumber than a buffalo sometimes!

Kastur to Mohan: You're not that much smarter than one yourself almost all the time!

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SNIPPET 9

Kastur to Mohan: You are charming. Until you open your mouth!

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SNIPPET 10

Mohan proposing an excellent business idea to Baapji.

Kastur: Brilliant idea. Who did you steal it from?

Mohan: 🤬

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SNIPPET 11

Kastur looking at herself from all angles in the mirror.

Kastur: Not bad.

Mohan: Haan, even Bhagwan likes a joke it seems!

Edited by Rakhie_08 - 12 years ago

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606098

Inactive

Posted: 12 years ago

#170

Snippet:7
Mohan:aaja aaja dil nichode,raat ki matki fore!
Kastur:hey Thakur jee!mohan jee,aap matki phodna chahte hai,makhan wali na🥳.☺️.
Mohan:koi gud luck nikale,aaj gullak to phode.
kastur:huh,is banking ke jamane mein,gullak me paise rakhte hai aap. 😕
Mohan:Til til tara mera teli ka tel 😉.
kastur:😃main jaanti thi,mohan jee,ek din aapko mere tel ki kimat zarur pata chalegi😳.
Mohan:kauri kauri paisa paisa,paise ka khel😉.
kastur:Mohan jee😡.itni achi-achi batein krte krte,aapne fir juye ki batein krni shuru kr di😡😡
Mohan:coolll😎
Mohan(removing his earphones):2m itni der se kya bol rhi thi.i noticed,ur lips were moving 😆.
kastur:😲kuch nhi 😡.bas apni zubaan ghis rhi thi.
Mohan:sorry,maine disturb kr dia😳.continue...continue...Edited by silky_harshad - 12 years ago

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