Hi manju since you want more questions, here you go! if you still want more...let me know 😉
1. If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
No, because at the center of the earth, the land will become a size of a pin. (I think so)
2. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Because ice creams are kept in the freezer and if you want to eat ice cream in the night and the light in the freezer is on, then saara Bhanda phut jayega.
3. What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?
Nothing, I have tried it on my feet. 😛
4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Because human beings are greedy.
5. Can bald men get lice?
OMG no!!!
6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Because people love to talk on a phone but hate to do Math (not me though)
7. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
No, because otherwise the environmentalists will file a case for wasting electricity.
8. If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
If you want to.
9. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
No, because they have to show that they are on a strike.
10. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called?Holes?
OMG!!!! because Holes don't like it.
11. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Because I haven't met many.
12. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
NA
13. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.?On my desk I have a work station...COMMENT..
A place where work stops, proved by the fact that you are on IF when you are in office
14. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
Shampoo. I have asked them. 😛
15. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Because mathematicians love to make people hate Math
16. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it?be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
Ya, because you are entitled to an "I do" for life.
17. What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Go to hell, I am going to heaven.
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