PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 - Page 22

Originally posted by: stranger2rose

PJ OF THE DAY

girl : today i was cooking chicken when i added hara dhaniya , guess what happened ???????

boy : dont know , tum batao

girl : chicken started dancing n singing ," HUMPE YE KISNE HARA RANG DALA ..MAAR DAALA..ALLAH ..MAAR DAALA."

Originally posted by: anirka

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Originally posted by: prncz

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.

He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.

When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.

He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato" to the officer.

Originally posted by: prncz

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer