Khanak: i dont care what ppl say..shan will remain burthal
anand does it all and turns away
he turns n comes
anand: how did u know i..
khanak: aapke ilawa aur kon kar sakta hai (who else can do it except u)
anand: mazak kar raha tha (i was just kidding)
she puts it all on the line again
anand: why are u in such a good mood (he meant bad mood)
khanak: becuz my husband has arrived
anand: really i wanted to ask him how he bardashtofies (tolerates) u, where is he?
khanak: he's not here..he is living in his dabba (box)..he cannot handle the air here, so he's living in his van
anand: that sadu?!! (he recognizes him)
khanak : aap unse tameez se baat keejiye, mere pati hain i can say everything (you dont talk about my husband like that, he's my husband so i can)
anand: cant u speak straight, u people are used to talking in circles!!!
he gets upset and leaves..
kids playing in gaoon with water..shan watches enjoying
shan remembers khanak throwing water at him
shan thinks: khanak is very upset.
she didnt even notice me..
ab may gaoon may dhammal machaoonga to she will have to forgive me (now i'll create a ruckus in the village and she will have to forgive me)
kids throw water at him
he goes n throws water at them
khanak sees him playing with water
he's stripped into his vest
women are watching..
khanak is embarrassed
khanak: shantanu, u will get sick if you play in water like this..lets go from here..
she takes him away
he says bye to the kids
rahul waiting for someone
J: is someone coming, if i had known id have done something to the house..
R: point one the house is only mine, point 2: jthe person whos coming is not a guest, you can say he/she's family, its their job to kick uninvited guests out
J: whos coming
R: tumhara baap, (your dad) start counting
covered in towel
khanak gives him tea and says atleast think about your family
shaan: thats what i'm doing, leaving mom dad behind i came to u
khanakk: you are in ur sasural (wife's house)
shan: exactly, i heard u were pampered in sasural and wat m i getting...
khanak: poora boliye(complete ur sentence)...i can see wat ur doing..do u think aisi bachkani harkatein karke aap mujhe mana leinge..( do you think u can please me with these childish acts)
shan: i told u i'm sorry, forgive me
khanak: i dont want to talk abt it, u plz leave
he pulls palu
goes from behind: khanak ek baar meri baat sun to lo, ek bar dekho to meri taraf (listen to me once, look at me )
khanak: i dont even want to look at u
shaan: why will u get scared at nite
khanak: no i will get nightmares
shaan: soch lo may chala jaoonga.. (i will go away, think about it)
he warns 3 times
chala jaoonga may (i'm going)
keh raha hoon haan chala jaonga may (i will go)
theek hai ja raha hoon may (fine i'm going)
he leaves throwing the towel
khanak looks at him from behind.. picks the towel he threw up
hugs the towel..
jenny's dad has come
rahul is smiling: uncle all urs
to jenny: im surprised didnt ur dad know u were living here..and u'r playing a joke with a young man..
rahul: jenny you should be ashamed , you're living with a man, i can do anything with u here..
J: dad aap yahan.. apne to kaha tha seedha shadi may ayenge..guest list banayenge, card baanteinge etc etc (dad what are u doing here u said u wud come directly to the wedding..u said u had work)
rahul: game over, acting finish karo picture is over
khanak is again hugging the towel
thinks abt shan giving her thepla
"kiun karte ho shantanu aap aisa. har bar naraz karne ka koi na koi tareeka dhoond lete ho, " (why do u do this shantanu, why do u keep looking for ways to upset me)
sits and opens a peti..big peti..
larkiyon ke saamne iss tarha nahana, besharmi ki bhi hadd hoti hai, acha hua ghar ke buzurg sab teerat pe chale gaye, meri bai dekhti to behosh hojati (showering in front of everyone like that, there's a limit to besharmi, its good the elders are at teerat, if bai would have seen shan like that she'd have fainted)..she pulls out a mirror
thinks abt shan saying "khanak look at me once"
anand pastes a poster on the wall
"search search search poster"
kid: 001 wanted
anand: no, 100% mard chaiye (man wante)
hoshiyar ho, khubsurat ho, chalak ho, takatwar ho, kudd lamba ho, rang gora gora ho (smart, handsome, sly, strong, tall, fair)
kids: itni sari cheezein 1 man cannot have (one man cannot have all this)
some other kid shouts "hosakti hai"(they can!)
its "mummy" (the kid who saved anand from the mouse)
she comes forward
"kiu nai hosakta, ye kaho ke tummay koi cheez nai hai" (it is possible for a man to have all these qualities, u jst say that u dont have all these qualities)
they fight over girls vs. boys strenghts
both are fighting ke who shud say sorry
both ask anand to decide whos right
he starts laughing
anand starts talkin abt shan
"shan has come to manaofy khanak, but khanak doesnt want to see shan's face, ab shan face nai dikhayega to manayega kaise..." (if shan doesnt show her his face, how will he manaofy her)
girl: so that is why u made the poster
anand: yea now if i've done friendship i'll have to pay the price
he tells his plan to kids
they all hifive
rahul: jenny dad's looking upste
papa is a bonga man only glaring
papa starts laughing
Papa: jenny my darling i missed u.. they hug..
rahul: ye kia tha (what's happening)
Papa says he likes his son in law..
jenny: ur the best dad
papa: jenny rahul is a good boy
papa: we've invited all ur relatives
rahul: look jenny enough is enough
papa gives a schedule of the wedding day, who will take how many steps where..
rahul is frustrated
khanak: shantanu hi honge (must be shantanu)
boy: musKLE, n everything, am i not a MAN
khanak: Yea u're a small cute man
boy: a man is never cute, i thought i would fix u up with me (disappointed)
khanak: kids shouldnt speak like this
boy: first u said u need someone, now ur scolding like a mummy
khanak: i need someone? 100% man? who told u
he shows poster
boy: whole of dhulwadi knows
khanak is surprised
she is angry: shouts SHANTANUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
jenny police scene
rahul has called the police