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Kools reporting from base : Varsha sees Dharmu - Madhuri in PR
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The bitchy rich sisters visited their humble maayka today to invite them for Varsha's anniversary party . U MUST COME they said in a very FRIENDLY way to Manju the super vixen .
Where is it ? Asked Manohar , Feeling an odd bowel movement and thrill simultaneously at the same time . U see guys , he felt fear coz any oncoming party meant a NEW TAMASHA in his family and he felt THRILL coz it was here that he cud pilfer and eat to his heart's content as Slapochana wud be busy socialising and not keeping an eye on him . Manohar had sneakily eaten many vegetable cutlets , pakoras and french fries at the many buffets he had attended hosted by his rich damads . And guzzled unlimited sodas .
At THANEE VILLAGE said Varsha , promoting a hotel for PR creatives .
Just then Slapochana came there and showed them a gold necklace she intended to modify so she cud make a bracelet for her grandchild when Vaishu wud deliver . She was in a very good mood , not at all in the mood to slap anyone . Manohar felt immensely relieved and secretly wondered what snacks wud be in the party menu .
Manju watched jealously . She wanted all the gold for PUNNI . These rich 🤬 don't need it , she thought angrily . Its WASTED on them . My PUNNI shud get it .
Then Whimsical Varsha went shopping and bought LOADS of stuff and also some KACHHI KAIRI for Vaishu who was having CRAVINGS .
And it was then that she spotted Batatawada and his Kudi .
Batatawada was bugged with the Kudi Punjaban . The moment she had got down from his car she had told him not so brainily I WANT TO DO SOME BAAT WITH U . Batatawada stared at her , thoroughly annoyed . These women r so BRAINLESS he thought angrily . So long in the car when I was driving she didn't do any BAAT and the moment I got out she wants to tell me something important . He had even got out of his car looking around sneakily and he had changed his tinted car windows to a darker hue recently . But this woman , she had no AKKAL . Really , thought Batatawada , upset , this is so TRYING for a man . And I know what the damned BAAT is ......she wants my sperm AGAIN . Well I have PROMISED her , I even showed her the orange silk shorts I have kept hidden in the glove compartment of my car . What more can a man do ?
We can't stand here and talk , people KNOW me here he told the Kudi frigidly .
Ur always AVOIDING my BAAT pouted the Kudi .
Just as he was staring at her in a harassed manner , Varshu called out to him .
Dharmesh ! Dharmesh !Yoo hoo ! she cried waving her hands happily like a cuckoo and ran towards them .
Batatawada almost peed in his pants . As if that pious Madonna wasn't enuf for a saali, this crackpot one had spotted him too . SATYANASH thought Batatawada , MERI TOH BAND BAJ GAYI .
How come ur here ? Asked Varsha happily .
I came to give this woman money said Batatawada in fright . 😆😆😆 He was too scared to make excuses and blurted the truth . She is .....ER .......my EMPLOYEE .
Varsha then gave the raw mangoes to him and told him to give it to Vaishu . Don't forget , she unecessarily added , U know how the cravings of pregnant women are .
The Kudi listened on unhappily . These K women were constanttly rubbing in her face that her darling Batatawada was being generous with his sperms elsewhere and stingy when it came to her . Infact , he was WITHOLDING them where she was concerned . The Kudi felt a slow but sure anger stirring inside her .
Then Batatawada and Varsha went off in his car and the Kudi was dumped unceremoniously on the road to walk to her hotel alone .
My comments : Amazing that Varsha didn't find it funny that Dharmesh was giving an employee woman money on the roads by appointment .😕😕😕 Cvs ABORTED Varsha's brains not just her baby .
Bhags was standing , wearing a Bandhni turban and a white dhoti as a WAITER with a shame faced expression in front of that Hotel Thanee Manager after breaking many dishes . It seems guys , Bhags SUCKS at his job . The manager was rightfully super bugged and was firing him when suddenly the hotel owner's phoren returned daughter spotted Bhags and got sudden HOTS for him . That Bandhni turban and his sheepish expression turned her on , of course , and she imagined him every night in her bedroom standing at the foot of her bed in the same uniform with the same expression and a bottle of almond oil , waiting to give her a foot massage . She turned and fired the Manager instead for his RUDENESS .
Don't u DARE fire this Shy, sweet man , she told the manager in her heavily accented voice with blazing eyes . SO WHAT if he broke dishes and did hotel's NUKSAAN . I mean , surely there must be SOME reason for breaking so many dishes . Yes Bhags , whats the reason?
Bhags cudn't believe his ears . I will pay all the NUKSAAN he said . In fact , I ADMIT its my mistake .
Did u hear that ? Asked the accented Malkin to the zapped manager who was looking rather oddly at her by now . He actually ADMITS his mistake . Such a honest , wonderful man ! Accepting so wholeheartedly that he broke dishes ! Isn't that absolutely WONDERFUL ?
YOUR HONESTY HAS TURNED ME ON she said to Bhags , thinking privately that he looked rather like a cute and shy version of the MAHARAJA of AIR INDIA . I mean , AS A HUMAN BEING OF COURSE . It has TURNED ON MY HUMANITY . Go , U SHALL HAVE AN INCREMENT IN YOUR SALARY FROM TODAY .
The poor manager goggled . Bhags gurgled . And she , unable to bear the passion firing up inside her , shuffled . Her feet of course .
My comments : Which hotel owner takes so much interest in a waiter hired just two days back and gives him an INCREMENT for breaking dishes ? HUH ?😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 This particular script was written in a sozzled state in some party after 4 martinis were downed .
Whimsical Varsha was sitting near that sucide beach with Decent Satish and telling him of her NEW ZINDAGI PLAN . I'm starting it again , she told him with a whimsical, thrilled smile . I know I gave u MORE DUKH than SUKH in last two years . I wanna START OVER AGAIN .
Then go to invite Archana PERSONALLY said Decent Satish cleverly , deciding to wash his hands in BEHTI GANGA while her whim lasted .
Whimsical Varsha hated this idea so much she threw up .😆😆😆😆😆😆 She prefers inviting MANJU over Archana .
Decent Satish then took her to a doctor who told him she cud NEVER be a mother again . She also warned Satish that she may have MENTAL problems . Guys I'm feeling sorry for Satish . I think the surrogate Mom track is starting .
In the PRECAP we see Whimsical Varsha who has gone to invite Holy Archu commenting on the size of her 10 by 10 KHOLI . Its even smaller than our SERVANT QUARTERS she was telling Holy Archu snootily .
Oh YEAH . Did I tell u guys ARMAN had a KHOYA KHOYA MOYA MOYA moment on the terrace .........very pavitra , with content serenic expressions instead of passion ? Our complaints about the LACK OF ROMANCE r being read and pathetic attempts r being made hastily by CVS . Except for the fact that Sushant looks fab while smiling , the moment lacks passion and Ankita shud be given make up , she looks bellemic nowdays . How about showing Manav comes home early and gets the URGE ? Instead of contented shut eyes ? CVS of PR shud watch Pratigya and Geet .
Batatawada scolded Vaishu for jumping like a twit and adjusting curtains .Foolish Vaishu thought it was adorable that he was so CONCERNED . But Batatawada said rather aggressively that NOTHING SHUD HAPPEN TO HIS WAARIS , HIS HEIR , with an UGLY GLEAM in his spectacled eyes . Guys We r being read and they r gonna show Dharmu going to an ugly level to protect his assets ....his business and his heirs .He cares a fig for the women in his life .
We saw AJIT after so many days running after Bhags on the road , calling out his name . We r defo being read , as the moment we commented , he was shown at least fleetingly . It seems Bhags has not even INFORMED his own sister where he is living . He really seems to have forgotten his family after marrying Archana .😡😡😡😡😡 Ajit advised him to come back to DS Automobiles as Decent Satish wud Defo give hima job .....but Bhags manfully told him that he wanted to do something on his own BALBOOTA . [ And that is by becoming a part time WAITER .}
Kools signing off , yawning again .Very BORING FILLER EPISODES . I think the PARTY will be interesting . Till then we will be subject to faaltu filler episodes . Enjoy guys and CIAO and HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT !
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