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BB contestants came to BB house to prop their sagging careers....after BB here is how the careers of the inmates will take a new turn....
Dolly: will be hired by BJP for election campaigning....after gag orders were issued for Varun Gandhi and with Uma Bharti not planning to return to the party soon, Dolly was personally shortlisted by the top brass to lead their tirade agaisnt the congress....infact the subdued version of Dolly that returned to the BB house in her second innings is said to be due to the fact that she is conserving all her enegies and the choicest of abuses just in case mid term polls are announced!
Khalli : will quit wrestling and open a music and dance school in a small village in Punjab...the unique thing about the school is that the pupils will be able to pay their fees not in cash but in kind, in form of eggs, bananas and paranthas!
Rahul Bhatt: will be replacing Khalli as the new Indian hero in WWE...
Manoj Tiwari : Will quit acting and start a poultry farm ...with large scale production of eggs taaki no one is ever deprived of eggs ever in this world again
Samir Soni: will be launching five star janitorial services...it will cater to the cleaning of poshest of homes in South Mumbai...fiancee Neelam is already busy with designing diamond studded toilet brushes
Seema Parihar : is close to launching her own detective agency, Pankaj Kapur, the original Karamchand has agreed to be the brand ambassador... negotiations are on to have special baby carrots delivered from the organic farms in Chambal which are owned by the now reformed former gang members of the ex dacoit queen's gang
Aanchal : Has been roped in for a special item number in a children's film being produced by the bhatts...she will be playing a fairy who will dance to a remix version of "o mere sapno ke saudagar"...she will of course be shuttling between the US and here and promises to be present to cheer WWE champ Rahul in all his bouts!
Sakshi: has joined an NGO that educates young girls about safe sex
Veena : is opening a massage parlour in Pakistan...it specializes in egos!
Begum : is in the scripting stage of his new show BegumBoss...a show just like BB where only cross dressers will be allowed as contestants!
Hrishant: is seriously considering an offer from Pamela Anderson to baby sit her children, after he failed to bag a role in KJO's latest
Ashmit : is soon going to be contacted by RGV who is going to offer him a role in his new movie "Ram Gopal varm ka MMS"- the director revealed that for the first time in the hsitory of cinema the whole movie will be shot by a cell phone cam!
Sara: has enrolled for a part time law course...besides acting she wants to pursue a parallel career as a divorce lawyer...she is also going to talk to producers about possibility of all the cases she will handle being turned into a reality show!
Ali : after the debacle of his acting school among other things lately has now decided to open a dog training school...apparently Sara has left Ted with him after their separation and also because he feels he is an expert in "puppy love"....
All covered or someone is left? 😆
oops forgot the Goddess...Shweta...
Shweta : will be hired as Officer on Special duty by the foriegn affairs ministry for international "diplomacy"😉
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