Veenaism 101: "No Attendance without Enrollment" - Page 4

ThatOneGuy

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Mujhe enroll karna hain....kya karna hoga 😛

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Posted: 13 years ago

#32

i want t0 take admissi0n.. c0unt me in

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axeion

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Posted: 13 years ago

#33

Originally posted by: _Pentaminous_
i want t0 take admissi0n.. c0unt me in

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@Mihir, tujhe toh admission kabhi nahi milega... Buntyism and Veenaism can't go hand-in-hand 🤣

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Nind

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Posted: 13 years ago

#34

Is Veenas secret the same as Victorias secret where you get nice chaddis😳

(Am i gonna be in trouble now for not keeping it clean)😕

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ThatOneGuy

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Some more stuff on Veena by me(posted in Shayari/PJ thread)....

Veena and Ashmit asked teacher: Kya chote baccho ke bacche ho sakte hai?
Teacher: No.
Ashmit to Veena: Bas dekha! Tu aise hi dar rahi thi.

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Ashmit aur Veena ke bahut kisse dekh liye
Ashmit aur Veena ke bahut kisse dekh liye
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Zandu Balm maliye aur kaam pe chaliye
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Veena ke affairs ki hai bahut badi LIST
Veena ke affairs ki hai bahut badi LIST
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My name is Khan, and I am not a terrorist
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Veena Malik is riding a bike at the velocity of
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On the way she offers a lift to a stranger.

Stranger: 'Mam, can I know your name please'
Veena : 'I am Ceena Malik'
Stranger : Ceena? Sure you dont mean Veena?
Veena: No it is Ceena.

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ANS: Because at the speed of light V= C