A Planned Chui-Licious Birthday
It was planned that all of us are going to sleep in Kritica's room that night.. Me [Rucha], Neha and Ankita were managing on the bed while Kritica was thrown on the bedding on the floor beside our bed.. Ankita was made to sleep in between because Neha and I knew, ki usko kitna bhi utha lo Sotlu Jeev hilne bhi nai vala hai..
**Scene Change To 22nd November, 12:05am**
Kritica pulled her blanket up as she felt it sliding down her body.. she shuffled on her bedding nd again went to sleep covering her face under the blanket as suddenly it felt cold.. She shuffled a gain when she heard the dogs barking nd whimpering.. "Kutte, tere kutte bol rahe hain kuch.." Kritica addressed me still in sleep..
"Kya hai kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho.." Kritica finally sat up with half opened eyes expecting to see Me, neha or ankita who were irritating her by pulling her blanket but she almost got shocked when she found herself sitting in front of two DOGS 𤣠and she was lying in the garden..
"How the hell am I HERE.." she covered herself with the blanket.. [Kutte chote hain na unke liye bhi zyada exposure acha nai hota issiliye] 

š¤£..
As the thought of her bedding being dragged into the garden while she was asleep got into head completely she looked around and spotted a table with one candle flickering on it.. She once smiled looking at the cake but then muttered some abuses under her breath when she read what was written on the cake..
"ZYADA CAKE MATT KHANA PEHLE HI BOHOT HEAVY HAI GARDEN TAK LAATE LAATE WE ALMOST GOT SURVICAL ATTACKS.. CAKE FRIDGE MEIN RAKH DENA CUT KARKE WE'LL HAVE IT IN THE MORNING.. ABHI BOHOOOOOOT THAKE HUE HAIN.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.."
She sighed at her nalayak friends and cut the cake, but before keeping it in the kitchen she got an idea.. She tiptoed into the room and made everyone's moustache with the cream.. Ankita was in the middle so to reach her she had to bent abit on my side.. āŗļø as I stirred she was caught unawared and dropped the cake on Ankita and Neha, who was sleeping hugging her ammi.. š š š š
With in no time our house was a complete mess.. after looking at three of them and making videos and taking pictures when I was done I stood on the sofa shouting out loud.. "Bas Karo ab.. mohalle vale bhi aajayenge ab yeh sochke ki yahan jung ho rahi hai"
"Jung hoyegi toh mohalle vale aayenge nai balki bhaag jayege Keede.." neha said while running her palm full of cream on my cheek as I was the only one who still looked decent nd WITHOUT cake.. I made a face touching the cream on my cheek when even Ankita Did the same on the other cheek.. "Kya hai be.. jiska bday hai uska facial karo mera kyun kar rahe ho.." I retorted..
"Tu toh durr rahiyo ab aur cake nai lagvna mujhe" I rolled my eyes when even Kritica took a step ahead to give my face some more cake.. to which she pouted saying "Loche mujhe cake nai lagane dega.. inn dono ne toh laga liya jabki bday mera hai.."
"Acha ji.. karo lo aap bhi apni ichha puri.."
Nd next moment I regretted those words.. when I found a huge piece of cake landed on my nose and rest of them were laughing..
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Hey hey,
I know you want it but you never gonna get it
Tere haath kabhi na aani
Maane na maane koi duniya yeh saari
Mere ishq ki hai deewani
Ab dil karta hai haule haule se
Main toh khud ko gale lagaun
Kisi aur ki mujhko zaroorat kya
Main toh khud se pyaar jataun
what'smy name.. (singing while pulling blanket from ankita )
what's my name.. ( then from me)
what'smy name.. ( and then kriti)
nd then she stood on bed, hersef shouted along with the song which was already on full volume::
MY NAME IS SHEEEEEEEEEELA
SHEELA KI JAWAANI
AM JUST SEXY FOR U
MAIN TERE HATH NAA AANI
NO NO NOOOOOOOOO SHEEEEEEEEEELA SHEELA KI JAWAANI
M JUST SEXY FOR U MAIN TERE HAATH NAA AANI
"band kar isko.." I shouted nd threw my pillow towards Neha.. it was just 6:30 in the morning.. raat ko vaise hi sote-sote 2 baj gaye thhe.. I looked at Kritica who looked horrified as if someone has attacked her because usko neend se ekdum uthao toh voh darr jaati hai.. [aur vaise bhi saamne Neha dance kar rahi thi toh kaun nai darega š¤£..]
"Tum dono na bade gande ho.. ab mujhe nai aayi hai neend toh main aur kya karun.." Neha said making a baby face looking at still horrified Kritica.. "Toh humari kya galati hai jo tujhe waqt be-waqt AISE gaane chadhte hain toh.." Kritica finally came out of her shock.. š
"Usko chod.. isko dekh zaraa.. Yahana mahabharat chal rahi hai aur yeh sote hue aise hass rahi hai jaise Shona se milke aayi hai.." I said pointing at Ankita who was was almost in sleep like woh koi sapna dekh ri hai sote sote jab ki use yeh nahin pata ki uske batmeej betu ko itni subah subah naachne ke daure padte hain..
"meri ammi ko nai bol kuch tu keede.. mere babu ki muscle dekh, masal dega tujhe voh.." neha ne mujhe dhamki di..
"Haan dekhi hain iski muscle maine.. chai pi pi ke banaye hain yeh muscle isne.." I said rolling my eyes, picking up the towel from the table close to the bed I threw it on Neha's face saying "Nahane ja tu.. aur ek ghante se pehle bahar matt aana.."
"Toh tu bhi chal aaja.."
"Hadh hai badtmeezi ki.." Kritica muttered and again got into her blanket.. but next moment she shouted when all three of us jumped on to her shouting "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".. sabne ache se paari kari [bina brush kari ekdusre ko š..] aur sabse zyada Kritica ko.. phir usko phir se PYAR SE sula diya.. bechari apne birthday pe chain ki saans bhi nai le paayi.. legi bhi kaise, 3 junglee rehte hain uske saath - Mama Junglee, Nani junglee aur Kutta Junglee.. š š³ š
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After two hours..
'Birthday Junglee' ko room mein sota chhod ke hum aage ki taiyari karne mein busy thhe.. hum teenon naha chuke thhe.. Kritica ke gifts jo ki PACKED thhe unhe unpack karna aur safai karma was a big task.. WAT..? UNPACK KYUN KAR RAHE THHE?? Well that's a surprise.. š š¤¬ š š¤¬ š š¤¬
Finally all was set.. garden mein Pool with chilled water.. bathroom mein kapde change ho chuke thhe.. š š¤£
Finally checking Once more with all the planning all three of us headed.. this time neha and I gave Ankita an opportunity to lead us.. š with no time Kritice laid on her bedding drenched completely nd felt muddy too.. She looked at us ready to kill us.. we ran for our lives towards the garden followed by A MUDDY MONSTER.. š š š
"aaahhhhhhh.. yeh sab kya hai ab.. raat se jeena mushkil karke rakha hai.. birthday hai toh ache se baat karni chahiye ya torture karna chahiye huh.." She shouted running behind still..
"Kriti.. main toh tera nannu hoon na.. yeh Lucha aur Neha ne kaha ki tujhe paari karni hai toh maine kara jaisa inhone kaha.." Ankita said innocently.. š¤
"PAARI KARNE KA KAUNSA NAYA TAREEKA NIKALA HAI YEH??????"
"heheheheh.. Dhooli vali paari thi na yeh.."
Looking at this NEha and I were still out of her reach we burst out laughing.. "Haan aur voh paani issiliye daala kyunki chooli vali bhi karni thi.. Paare bache ka paara bday hai na aaj.." We were almost rolling on the groud.. looking at Kritica marching towards us we looked at eachother and went towards the pool as soon kritica attacked us we moved aside and she landed into the pool.. 𤣠š¤£
"happy Birthday to youu..
Happy Birthday to you..
Happy Birthday dear kriti/Candy.." we sang looking at her..
"aaaahhhh.. kaminon chhodungi nai tumlogon ko.."
After half an hour kritica stepped out of bathroom in a tom n jerry T shirt 𤣠with I LOVE MOUSE written on it.. āŗļø Though the Tshirt was changed by Neha but it was same colour as She has kept earlier so she didn't realize ki usne dusri Tshirt pehni hai..
She moved to the dressing table nd was shocked to see her each nd every belonging had a MOUSE sticker on it.. š¤£
"Nehaaa.. Ruchaaaaa.. Ankitaaaaaaaaa'" she came out of the room shouting only to be shocked again when she saw a huge mickey mouse just outside her room.. "aaaaaaaa' aammiiii yeh kaun laaya hai daravana sa..???"
"Kya hai Mickey mouse hi toh hai.. tera bday gift hai.. Rucha laayi hai.." Neha informed..
"Daravana..?? cartoon hai yeh.. yeh tujhe hi daravana lag sakta hai yar.." I said non-plussed..
"Par yeh mera gift hai???" She asked not so pleasantly surprised while me and Neha tried hard not to giggle.. When ankita came to our rescue.. "Kriti chhod unn badtameezo ko.. aaja breakfast ready hai.."
"Kya hai breakfast mein aaj..?" The Birthday girl asked
"cheeze cake, cheeze sandwich, cheeze pudding, double cheeze Pizza.. Lekin chai nai milegi kyunki usmein CHEEZE nai dal sakta.." Ankita said not looking at Kritica thinking bas ab yeh maarke hi chhodegi, raat se watt laga di hai bachi ki.. š¤£
Just as she thought kritica attacked all of us with anything that she could find from biscuit packets to pillows.. finally all of us slumped on the sofa catching our breaths still laughing our heads off at the crazyyyyyy birthday planning for our crazziesttttt friend ever..
Love You Meri Candyyyyyyy....
Happy Birthday.. š³
Edited by frnd.of.frndz - 14 years ago
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