Note- If u are a very sensitive soul and lack humour sense please do not proceed to read the spoof- it may 'hurt ur feelings'. This post dedicated to all those who wasted their time watching and arguing for this 'unique' 'out of the world show'🤪( which sadly includes me😆)
Fekta, the queen of daily soaps has declared that her next project will be 'Kyunki Mere Paas Bhi Kabhi Dimaag Thi", an emotional drama based on the lives of the viewers of the show "Dill Mein Ghaas". When asked why she decided to do a 'hatke' subject, Fekta replied that the DMG forum had always enchanted her with the overflowing emotions in it. Lunatic Times brings u an exclusive cover story on the new project.
KMPBKDT depicts the turmoil and turbulence in the viewers of a daily soap'. Its the story of girls who fell in love the hero 'Gullu' of a daily soap,"Dupatta Le Le" and how ignoring their studies, spend their precious time dreaming of gullu and writing beautiful notes on Gullu's face/chest/toes/nails and their constant fights with those viewer favouring another guy 'Bittu' who unfortunately gets married to the heroine 'Banno' who suffers from a 'personality disorder. Bittu fans on the other hand are always worried about his marriage consummation since his wife Banno suffers from 'mood swings'.
It also tells the story some married women who neglecting their husbands and children, spend hours advocating Banno's' love after marriage' while a few others fight 'bravely' for the 'pure love' between Gullu and Banno; how some of them loved the hero more than their spouses and lamented over the fact they don't look like him but more like 'bandhar/saand'. It is also the story of a young man who hated Bittu fans so much that he could never think of befriending anyone who liked Bittu.
Fekta has said that unlike the typical saas bahi serials she usually produce, this one will go in the lines of the epic mahabharata where Gullu/Bittu fans fight it out to get the much coveted prize- 'Banno' whose "Kabhi Gullu, Kabhi Bittu" act confuses the poor viewers so much that they end up losing their 'dimaag'. To add suspense flavour to the 'mega epic', there will be a few 'guest' characters that will lurk around the scenes in parda/blanket/bedsheets creating trouble for the main characters.
Auditions are still on for the main characters and it is heard that the CVs of DMG have been approached to play the comic characters in the show. The CVs apparently wanted to write the script and not 'act' but Fekta refused citing 'TRP' reasons. A khabroo has informed us that Fekta wants Miss. Pinky, the re-knowned writer of suspense & Horror Tales ''Chal-hattt.." to write the script as she is familiar with the characters in her show. When contacted ,Miss Pinky however refused to confirm the news.
Lunatic Times wishes Fektaji all the best for her next project.
JS, Lunatic Times
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