Originally posted by: Pocahontas
25/8 ' SR & ArShi : Phew! Ishq leta hai exam
O Teri...pocco jee what happened to you today!!! itna funny post i couldnt stop laughing yaarπ€£π€£
i wont comment today but mark my favorite line...gosh i love your post!!!π³π³
I think Sid has taken away all the luxuries away from his
wife until she finds her brains back and chooses between biwigiri and mother
hen giri. Anyway, madamji arrived in an auto and her current project jeevan-mein-aage-badho
Armaan Puttar also came zooming on his bike. No, no. No boyish charm , no
naughty grin'Dhanno nahiin thi na wahaan attitude dikhaane ke liye? Anyway,
Mommykins Riddhimaji looked at Armaan as if trying to read this on his forehead "
I am zooming ahead in life , motherji and planning babies with Shilpa , so
please inform Sid fatherji also"'.par nahiin!!!!!!!!!!!! Jo itne episodes mein nahiin hua woh ab kaise
hoga?....Oh yessh , yessh! Since you have to sympathize with madamji , FBs of
Armaan making her guilty-shuilty for moving on with Sid and loving Sid are also
put in. '. " Tum theek ho na, Armaan?" ' HUMPH! Jis dinn usko ye question
poochhna band kar doge , woh automatically YRF ke gaane gaane lagega Shilpa
'in-a-sexy-chiffon-sari ke saath. Anyway,
Armaan gives her a " oh, not again" look '.You and your pati Sid. Life mein
Project Armaan ke siwa koi thrill nahiin hai kya?.....He throws her a " Main
Devdas hoon par cool hoon" look , he tells her to go and bother about her
janam-janam ka saathi Siddhanth. Go and do some biwigiri , woman! Jab dekho ,
freakin' social service'..
madamji arrived in an auto and her current project jeevan-mein-aage-badho
Armaan Puttar also came zooming on his bike. No, no. No boyish charm , no
naughty grin'Dhanno nahiin thi na wahaan attitude dikhaane ke liye?
" Tum theek ho na, Armaan?" ' HUMPH! Jis dinn usko ye question
poochhna band kar doge , woh automatically YRF ke gaane gaane lagega Shilpa
'in-a-sexy-chiffon-sari ke saath. π
" oh, not again" look '.You and your pati Sid. Life mein
Project Armaan ke siwa koi thrill nahiin hai kya?.....He throws her a " Main
Devdas hoon par cool hoon" Go and do some biwigiri , woman! Jab dekho ,
freakin' social service'..π€£π€£π€£
Then , we look at our beautiful naari but Armaan ke pyaar ke
bojh ki maari Shilpa in Sanjivani. Phew! Ishq leta hai aajkal sirf Shilpa ka
exam. Creatives need to officially transfer all copyrights of 'Ishq leta hai'
to Shilpaji. Bechaari sundar pyaari pari hamaari '..gets haunted by images of
the beeta-hua-kal to such an extent that you'd be like ' cut the crap , man!
'AAHAT' bhoots are less scarier than
these FBs ' stop daraaoing audience with this bhootgiri and spare our Shilpoo.
Shilpaji hides in the FE to stop Ishq from taking her exam. Kya se kya ho gayi
Shilpa Armaan ke pyaar mein? Woh badi-badi aankhein , woh Dolby Digital Sound
jaisi effective echoing hanseee kho gayi bechaari ki Armaan ke pyaar mein''Ishq
leta hai Shilpoo ke exam , Ishq mein jiyegi , Ishq mein maregi, ab Armaan
Mallik hi hai Shilpa Malhotra ka Bhagwaan.
our beautiful naari but Armaan ke pyaar ke
bojh ki maari Shilpa in Sanjivani. Phew! Ishq leta hai aajkal sirf Shilpa ka
exam.
Kya se kya ho gayi
Shilpa Armaan ke pyaar mein? Woh badi-badi aankhein , woh Dolby Digital Sound
jaisi effective echoing hanseee kho gayi bechaari ki Armaan ke pyaar mein''Ishq
leta hai Shilpoo ke exam , Ishq mein jiyegi , Ishq mein maregi, ab Armaan
Mallik hi hai Shilpa Malhotra ka Bhagwaan. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Kucch to hua hai, kucch ho gaya hai' do
chaar dinn se JP ka dil Shilpa ki badee-badee aankhon mein atak gaya hai''Can't
blame JP. Shilpoo is the DMG stunner. Dekh kar sab ke mann mandir ki bella bajj
jaati hain' tann' tann.. tann'.So, JP's gonna impress Shilpoo. Good , koi to
hansaayega bechaari ko' sau dard hain to kya hua? Sau raahatein bhi hain.
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Cut to '
Fatherji and Motherji!... OOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSSSSS! Mr. Siddanth
Modi and Mrs. Riddhima Siddhanth Modi. Both are playing Armaan-Armaan with
each-other amidst stolen glances and " Ye kaisa pati hai/ Ye kind of patni hai"
looks' Yahaan bhi! Sid's worry is Armaan ( GRRRRRRRRR! They both seriously need
to hand over Project Armaan to Shilpookins) ' " Kahiin maine Armaan ko zyada to
nahiin bol diya?"'And how can motherji stay behind ' " Kya main Sid se Armaan
ke bare mein poochhoon?"' The patient lying between them is like.. " Dude and
dudette, munh ka shutter khol kar hi baat kar lo , 1940s ke shaadi-shuda
couple!"' And in comes a Shilpafied JP'.. Baar baar ye dinn aaye , baar baar ye
dinn aaye aur poori duniya gaaye' HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! '..SR are like "
Huh?"' JP gives an emotional speech and Sid , looking least bit interested in
going to the party wonders if the cake would be more interesting than the dukhi
situation of their lives. Riddz notices that Sid is behaving like a KARELA CAKE.
But nahiin? Time par aaj tak madamji ne munh kahaan kholaa hai jo ab
kholegi?.... JP goes and SR look bored and go back to their " Munh kholoon ya
na kholoon" mode'.
" Dude and
dudette, munh ka shutter khol kar hi baat kar lo , 1940s ke shaadi-shuda
couple!"' And in comes a Shilpafied JP'.. Baar baar ye dinn aaye , baar baar ye
dinn aaye aur poori duniya gaaye' HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! '
KARELA CAKE But nahiin? Time par aaj tak madamji ne munh kahaan kholaa hai jo ab
kholegi?.... JP goes and SR look bored and go back to their " Munh kholoon ya
na kholoon" mode'.
And we come back to my baby Shilpa who is daraaoed by
creatives and editors with Season 1 FBs which not even Armaan, Sid and Riddz
want to watch in this janam. Kitna dukh sahegi bechaari? She just wants to turn
into an athlete and run away from Armaan ' and in a telling moment , the very
FE door from where she had imagined the Armaan and Riddhima FB, she sees Armaan
walk in all alone. " Main duniya se dukhi aur duniya mujhse dukhi" Armaan poses
in dukh , planning to give my Johnny Depp some serious competition'. Shilpa
looks at him with her big-big hirni jaisi gol-gol aankhein and walks upto him
thinking him to her hallucination-giri and asks him emotionally that who is he
? Why is he so different from others? Armaan forgets his dukh and worries about
his Dhanno's mental health' he shakes her up' O TERI! Kya ho gaya aapko
Dr.Shilpa? GRRRRRRRRRRR! Have motherji and fatherji included you also in
Project Armaan ki gaadi aage badhaao?... Shilpa is surprised and without
getting shocked in 3D effect , she turns away from her hone-waala
'janam-janam-ka-saathi'.phew! He better not see my aansoo, nahiin to phir
rumaal de dega aur baad mein paise maangega'..
" Main duniya se dukhi aur duniya mujhse dukhi"
Why is he so different from others? Armaan forgets his dukh and worries about
his Dhanno's mental health' he shakes her up' O TERI! Kya ho gaya aapko
Dr.Shilpa? GRRRRRRRRRRR! Have motherji and fatherji included you also in
Project Armaan ki gaadi aage badhaao?...Armaan turns from angry jawaan aadmi to Devtaa-giri
reloaded'..kabhi haan karta hai , kabhi na karta hai, audience aur Shilpa ko
jab dekho torture karta hai. '.Suno Shilpoo! I know am a beast these days ( kya
karoon 2.5 saal takk dupatte pakad pakad kar thakk gaya yaar' ab attitude dene
ka mauka mila hai , thoda seh le yaar' baad mein tere dupatte lekar gaana hi
hai na ishq leta hai) ' but I don't like hurting you. You surely are one
helluva babe , if u can tolerate me and my mood-giri , you can love me!
Yippie!... But I promise , I won't hurt you again ( haaye, haaye, ye writers
kaise kaise jhooth bulwaate hain. I am supposed to ruin and reconstruct her)'.
Shilpa , now in tragedy queen mode tells Armaan in the most pained tone'. "
Armaan, main woh nahiin hoon jisse tumhe koi promise karma chaahiye"' Nikamme!
You are going to make chutney out of my naazuk sa dil in the very next episode,
so stop your jhoothe wade. Armaan is struck' Promise nahiin karunga to todunga
kaise? O teri! Love story to tabhi shuru hogi na?..... Jokes apart , she just
told him that she remembers what he said' she is a nobody'so, don't give me
hope. I do not exist . I do not matter''
i freaking love this part read almost like 15 times till now
Armaan turns from angry jawaan aadmi to Devtaa-giri
reloaded'..kabhi haan karta hai , kabhi na karta hai, audience aur Shilpa ko
jab dekho torture karta hai. '.Suno Shilpoo! I know am a beast these days ( kya
karoon 2.5 saal takk dupatte pakad pakad kar thakk gaya yaar' ab attitude dene
ka mauka mila hai , thoda seh le yaar' baad mein tere dupatte lekar gaana hi
hai na ishq leta hai) ' but I don't like hurting you. You surely are one
helluva babe , if u can tolerate me and my mood-giri , you can love me!
Yippie!... But I promise , I won't hurt you again
Nikamme!
You are going to make chutney out of my naazuk sa dil in the very next episode,
so stop your jhoothe wade. Armaan is struck' Promise nahiin karunga to todunga
kaise? O teri! Love story to tabhi shuru hogi na?And we move back to motherji, fatherji and Project Armaan'
phew! PHINALLY! Fatherji remembers that he is Motherji's pati aur agar Armaan
ko jhoola jhulaate rahenge to inke bacche jhoola kab jhoolenge? They both maaro
duniya-jahaan ke sentimental but MUCH-NEEDED dialogues to each-other. Riddz
tries to take advantage of her aansoonyon ki dukaan but Sid is watching his
sexyface videos and is more interested in saving his shaadi than giving rumaals
to gather her aansoo. Listen up, babe! We love Armaan , we care for him but you
gotta get it in your Mommykins head that our dard-ka-rishta with him and our
hope and pyaar ka rishta with each-other are different. So, gather your brains
and priorities , learn to segregate your zones , then , open your munh ka
shutter in front of me' and like always , in front of Sexyface,Ickyface is just
ZONKED'..Aur hamesha ki taraf auntyji ke motte motte aansoo. Sab ke taps chaalu
karwaati hain- sabko rulaati hain' aur jab apni baari aati hai , to apni band
bajj jaati hai? Huh, Riddhima Modi? If you love your husband, show it or else I
can gather charity funds to arrange you a therapy session in Kerela.
Listen up, babe! We love Armaan , we care for him but you
gotta get it in your Mommykins head that our dard-ka-rishta with him and our
hope and pyaar ka rishta with each-other are different. So, gather your brains
and priorities , learn to segregate your zones , then , open your munh ka
shutter in front of me'π€£
Aur hamesha ki taraf auntyji ke motte motte aansoo. Sab ke taps chaalu
karwaati hain- sabko rulaati hain' aur jab apni baari aati hai , to apni band
bajj jaati hai?π
Oh, yessh, yessh. Armaan darling heard SR ki " Tu tu main
main" and DHAN TANEY! Baba Sid ka lecture is showing asar already. Instead of
running off for another street fight , abusing Sid ( oops , woh to " kisi aur ka kaam hai",
Armaan is 10 times more civilized than them.. yuk, yuk, yuk) for daring to
raise his voice at Riddz , he understands their jhagde ka root cause''. " Me
gotta convince the cuckoo jodi that I have moved on in life' nahiin to dono
ladh-ladh kar Kahaani Ghar Ghar Ki ke 1000 episode chhaap denge"' and you
smile!... Balle , balle , balle! But before your balle , balle can finish,
Armaan throws a bouncer that leaves your jaw hanging' Ladki! SR ko convince
karne ke liye Chiffon Sari mein ladki chaahiye! ' O TERI! You need to be normal
and happy to convince SR. Yash Chopra ke gaane itne jaldi nahiin gaane'. So,
you shake your head on Armaan's Mission Ladki Dhoondho'. And there in the
Restroom, Shilpaji is cursing herself for falling for Armaan' haaye! Meri itni
himmat ki main Season 1waale Armaan se pyaar karoon?... Phew! Chill maar yaar'
Ab Armaan Season 2 mein hai'.Now, you both can sing Ishq takes exam to
each-other.
Me
gotta convince the cuckoo jodi that I have moved on in life' nahiin to dono
ladh-ladh kar Kahaani Ghar Ghar Ki ke 1000 episode chhaap denge"'
O TERI! You need to be normal
and happy to convince SR. Yash Chopra ke gaane itne jaldi nahiin gaane'. So,
you shake your head on Armaan's Mission Ladki Dhoondhoππ
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As for Shilpa's resolve to maintain a professional
relationship with Armaan, well it pankh lagaoz and udoz outside the window the second
they see each-other'. Beta , teri kismet mein 'Saajna' hi hai'.
pankh lagaoz and udoz outside the window the second
they see each-other'. Beta , teri kismet mein 'Saajna' hi hai'.PRECAP: ArShi set the floor on fire. Sid is TEAM SHILPA and
TEAM ArShi FOREVER ( sorry to the janta who is allergic to "phorever")' and
Riddz is Team Chudailpana. Aunty , ya to ArShi ki baby-sitting kar lo ya apni
shaadi-shuda love story ki fitting aur setting kar lo.
ArShi FOREVER ( sorry to the janta who is allergic to "phorever")' and
Riddz is Team Chudailpana. Aunty , ya to ArShi ki baby-sitting kar lo ya apni
shaadi-shuda love story ki fitting aur setting kar lo.
pocco i loved it!!!!! i loved each and every word in this post!!!!! hayye cant stop my self from reading again!!!
loved that O Teriπ
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