Maaneet,,,born to tease each other..

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hi everyone... i know you all will be over excited to watch today's episode..but the butterflies who were playing kabaddi championship in my stomach, have gone to sleep so i can do this pakaoo job of mine.... we all can see that maaneet share a gr8 chemistry....and their story have moved from HP to maans office to outhouse.... here i m gonna do an analysis of positive and negative points of geet as secretory and maan as boss.....

geet as secretory........ disadvantages....

dushmani with maan's dinner:

geet never let him take his meal, on kurbaan hua party, where first maan kurbaan hua on geet's saree and then his dinner kurban hua on geet's torn saree,

then on hum hum tum ik kamre mein band ho night,,, poor guy just sat on table to have dinner and what did he get to eat???? geet's gaalian in HP style,,left his dinner again,,,,

third time on dabha,,,geet took her dinner properly and poor maan had to satisfy his hunger with green chillies... moun jala to jala..subah bathroom mein jo band baji woh alag.....😆

turned maan into.....

yes she turned into rumaal wale bhaiyya,her driver, her spot boy, and what not,,,poor maan had to remind her after random intervals that he is her boss...

geet's inocence:

as our geet is a bit slow in terms of judgments.... so she can trouble maan for his most awaited confession... if he dare do this... and she didnt understand his confession..imagine if he said, marry me, or i love or dinner date at 8...and she wrote it in dictation and mail it to Mr. Chopra.... i m sure Mr.chopra will sue maan.... 😆

geet as secretory..........advantage

Hormones:
Maan's increased Testosterone activity... and counter balance of emergency hormones (nephrine/epinephrine) which help him stay away from geet when the rest hormone force him to go near her....😈

catch practice:
because of geet maan has got a tremendous skills of catching falling objects from any speed/direction... you have seen him doing this when our geet falls into his arms like pakka hua aam..

ok here is the analysis of their married life...just imagine maan closes the door on their wedding night ,,turns back and finds geet holding her favorite paper cutter ...he gets shocked...says,,aaj bhi??? ok just kidding... here are the combined analysis of both..

geet's dupatta,,,

guys, after marriage if geet wears a hot+short night suit or bikini just for her hubby maan...i m sure he'll come and cover her with her dupatta or bed-sheet or curtain or his jacket......... i m saying this because our shareef munda is very particular about her dupatta.....

geet's complaining nature :

what if geet complains dadi maa about maan after marriage???? what will be the complaint ???
imagine if she tells dadimaa that.."dekhye naa dadi maa,,maan roz office jate time mujha 5 bar kiss kerte hain,,, serials and movies mein toh hero ek hi bar kiss kerta ha na??? pata nahi kiyon main in ke zulm bardasht kerti hon??meri jaga ager koi aur ladki hoti toh kab ki inko chod ke ja chuki hoti"😆

*ADVANTAGE*

after marriage both husband and wife will go to beauty salon for full-body wax ... as maan also does wax his body...... and when this will happen i'll write a post on it ,,,with the title of "pati patni aur wax."....


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jyoti06 thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
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WAIT...Let me ROFL First...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...Sonuu from where do u invent all these jokes and humour yaar ??..too good👏👏👏👏👏...I can see that butterflies r not only playing kabaddi and kho-kho in your stomach but they r oozing with so much energy and proteins now😉😆...
Some grt advantages and disadvantages👏👏..no wonder Maan lives only on protein shakes these days because jabse Geet zindagi mein aayi hai,Maan is on a forced bhookh-hartal😆😆😆😆..and I can simply imagine their adventurous Married life🤣🤣🤣...but u really think Geet will complain about those 5 kisses wala issue😉😛..I think she will complain asking for more mayb😉😆😛...
About Maan's hormonal activities..I m scared...what will happen after marriage😲😕😉...Ufff these X-Rated thoughts r not leaving me anytime soon😡....😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Sonuu this has to b your best post so far...your sense of humour rocks big time👍🏼
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Posted: 15 years ago
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too good shonuu🤣🤣🤣,
As for full body wax for man should be really painfull na. they can ask for special discount 🤣
Vaise Maan starts behaving kiddish with Geet being around na so ye bhi ho sakta hai Shadi ke baad Geet will take class of both Maan and her son/daughter togeather 😆😆😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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as our geet is a bit slow in terms of judgments.... so she can trouble maan for his most awaited confession... if he dare do this... and she didnt understand his confession..imagine if he said, marry me, or i love or dinner date at 8...and she wrote it in dictation and mail it to Mr. Chopra.... i m sure Mr.chopra will sue maan.... 😆
.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

what if geet complains dadi maa about maan after marriage???? what will be the complaint ???
imagine if she tells dadimaa that.."dekhye naa dadi maa,,maan roz office jate time mujha 5 bar kiss kerte hain,,, serials and movies mein toh hero ek hi bar kiss kerta ha na??? pata nahi kiyon main in ke zulm bardasht kerti hon??meri jaga ager koi aur ladki hoti toh kab ki inko chod ke ja chuki hoti"😆
haye ye bhi koi complaint hui..buddhu Geet☺️
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Posted: 15 years ago
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ROFL......shonnu its always fun to read your posts.......🤣🤣

Geet ke pyaar mein Maan ki haalat no doubt badh se badhtar ho gayi hai......🤣🤣
Bechaare ko kya kya nahi karna padta.😆...😆Geet didn't even let him sleep on his own bed.....poor Maan had to sleep on floor.........🤣

BTW you kiss and that dictation wala part was zabardast......🤣🤣
Mr. Chopra is gonna get the biggest shock of his life if receives a mail like that 🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago
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hahahahha...mar gayi mein hanste haste
Arwen11 thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG Shonu 🤣 this was howlarious🤣🤣🤣 Great post👏👏👏 i absolutely loved this line

you have seen him doing this when our geet falls into his arms like pakka hua aam..

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the advantages and disadvantages had me in splits 🤣🤣🤣 .. Maaneet after marriage ... i agree with Jyo there ... she wont complain abt the kisses especially since she is as desperate for one☺️ as we are to see it☺️🤣

loved this post man ... absolutely rocking🤣🤣🤣


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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: shyams

too good shonuu🤣🤣🤣,

As for full body wax for man should be really painfull na. they can ask for special discount 🤣
Vaise Maan starts behaving kiddish with Geet being around na so ye bhi ho sakta hai Shadi ke baad Geet will take class of both Maan and her son/daughter togeather 😆😆😆

Shyam I m sure Gurmeet does waxing..abhi tak I couldn't find a single hair on his body or arms😳 ...bas sirf head par bal hai😆😆😆😆..he really takes care of his body😉,..so I agree with Sonuu..Pati Patni aur Wax🤣
jyoti06 thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
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@Arwen:Even now see the way Geet looks so desperate for the kiss whenever he grabs her and pulls her so close to his lips😳..see the way she keeps staring at his lips😉...shaadi ke baad I m sure these two will break all sorts of records in the number of kisses per day🤣...in the end Dadi will ask them "bachho tum logon ke lips itne swollen kyun lag rahe hai"🤣...ok that was a bad joke😕😆
Edited by jyoti06 - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Totally hilarious Shonnu..... 🤣 Good one

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