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A doctor in St John's Newfoundland wanted
to get off work and go hunting, so he
approached his janitor. "I am goin' huntin' tomorrow Buddy and don't want to close
the clinic. I want you to take care of the
clinic and take care of all my patients and
I'll give you fifty bucks."
"Yes, sir!" answers Buddy
The doctor goes hunting and returns
the following day and asks: "So, Buddy,
How was your day?"
Buddy told him that he took care of
three patients. "The first one had a
Headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo Buddy! The second one?" asks
the doctor.
"The second one had a bad stomach and
I gave him MAALOX, sir." says Buddy
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and
what about the third one?" asks the Doctor
"Well Sir, I was sitting here having a
smoke and suddenly the door flies opens
and a woman enters. Like a flame, she
undresses herself, taking off everything
including her bra and her panties and lies
down on the table and shouts:
HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in
over two years!
"Lard Tunderin' Yeezus, Buddy!!!
What did you do?"
I put drops in her eyes!!
to get off work and go hunting, so he
approached his janitor. "I am goin' huntin' tomorrow Buddy and don't want to close
the clinic. I want you to take care of the
clinic and take care of all my patients and
I'll give you fifty bucks."
"Yes, sir!" answers Buddy
The doctor goes hunting and returns
the following day and asks: "So, Buddy,
How was your day?"
Buddy told him that he took care of
three patients. "The first one had a
Headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo Buddy! The second one?" asks
the doctor.
"The second one had a bad stomach and
I gave him MAALOX, sir." says Buddy
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and
what about the third one?" asks the Doctor
"Well Sir, I was sitting here having a
smoke and suddenly the door flies opens
and a woman enters. Like a flame, she
undresses herself, taking off everything
including her bra and her panties and lies
down on the table and shouts:
HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in
over two years!
"Lard Tunderin' Yeezus, Buddy!!!
What did you do?"
I put drops in her eyes!!
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