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MK is my fav .............
Ooooh, you watch Geet! Who's your favourite character?
Ok, enough kids play ... time to move on to the real questions!😈At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? How far east can you go before you're heading west? Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? Can you daydream at night? Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it? If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on? Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die? Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground? If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween? Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? Do you yawn in your sleep? Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway? Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car? Why do they put holes in crackers? If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time? How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam
- What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Oh hell this is tough then any competitive exams ...... i would try to make sense ................
1.Left.
2.1/2KM...
3. They visit other dentists .....
4.early morning ...... like when the more than half sunny, ,vice versa......... (around 4- 5am depending on seasons.).....
5. Nope ..........
6. Reserved .... once i think i would aswer
7.Yes ......... i checked .................
8. lol no .
9.IFor blind ppl..........
10.No Idea
11. a old thing can be improved and presented as new thing ........ phone are improved with new technology and presented as something new ...............
12.Drapes are supposed to prevent from weather changes and double drapes are available .
13. No idea ...... i think word is misused ......... not sure ......
14. Ocean is big and lightning strikes in a single part of ocean .......
15. Motto is to make baby sleep..... its not like baby is going to ask meaning of the song .......lol....
16. ... caz they taake it from neighbours only ??i dont know much about it ..........
17. because its the other person loosing ,not them .....
18.Nope
19.Wakeup
20.
21. I never noticed .............
22.Before ducking u have to be sure of wats coming .............
23. easy to remove ??
24.color and bubble are unrelated ................
25. Caz they re always in a rush ......... lol..............
26. caz its hard to count stars to prove me wrong were as they can do it by checking on paint .....
27.Rich masters .................
28. avoid making it bubble , air can escappe ......(i make them )
29.Noope .............. no ones capable of reallly owning a land ...........
30. I dont think so ...............unless i have a twin .....
31. never used one
32. MM is friendly n rat is not friendly................. on serious note , it has to do with pyschology .........
33. as they have someone around them who can always upload the fridge .....
34. Nope , no rules is rellly exceptional if not today , it would surely hunt them tomorrow
34. Nope , no rules is rellly exceptional if not today , it would surely hunt them tomorrow
35. powerful and rich
36.No idea
37.Lexicon ( had to look up ) .......
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