Shakti:- Jee aapne baahar likha hai, auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-to-11am.😆😆😆.
final examination. He takes his seat in the examination
hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and
then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and
throws them out of the window. He then removes his
belt and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and
watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what
is going on.
Shakti Singh replies:- Sir ji, I am only following the instructions
- 'Answer in brief'.....😆😆😆
Shakti Singh from a remote rural area was transferred to a school
in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as
was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly
on Independence Day.
Here's Shakti's dynamite speech : Leddies and Gentulmens,
Contemporaries, Children, "This is my first maiden speechwa. If
small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardonwa. Stickly
speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the
following reason.
in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I
put complaintwa on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk.
At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and
at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son.
Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible
for getting birth of my son.
get-outted all angrezi peoples from India. Tilak said Swaraj is our
birth-rate and we shall halve it. Today we all halve our
birth-rate. You children are future dynamic generators of the
Nationwa. Look into futurewa time only. No backside looking, or
looking at your behind. Be like great like X' raj Ranjan of
Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt.
seven percent evaporation. They became great by reading great books.
college and get B.A., M.A. and other decrease. Then you can
become great liars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants,
or leacherers in college.
The school is like a gardenwa. You are the seeds, school is the soil.
We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your
heads and one day you will become great phools. Many vacancy job come
in newspaperwa. Only yesterday I saw in paper "Wanted for
refuted engineering firm: Generators, highpower condensors" so
and so forth, etc. These jobs may be teknickel, but you can rise.
If you have flare in English, you can become teacher.
I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you and
thank God I am finished. Joy Hind!".....😆😆😆...
Namaskar Shakti Singh ji, tussi great ho ji, aap jaisa koi nahi hua hai aur naa hoga..Aapko toh desh ka PM hona chaahiye..😆😆..Even the britishers and americans will check their english and try to correct it..oxford dictionary will rectify the spellings...you are teknickally parfact...😆..sach mein behooda ke behooda hi rahoge behooda aadmi...😆
Sajjan SIngh:--upaaye? baba, agar do bahenein gale mil rahi ho toh, ismein harz hi kya hai...😆😆😆
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