The door of the Modi Penthouse opens with one soccer-kick of
Armaan's leg. Armaan walks in , or rather staggers in with a lot of weight on
his two shoulders- Sid clinging to his right arm and resting his head on his
right shoulder and Riddz clinging to his left arm and resting her head on his
left shoulder. Sid-Riddz wake up at the sound of the door and look at
Armaan....
Armaan ( trying to get inside )- Goodmorning ! Ghar aa gayaa....ab meri baazu
chhodo , Modis! Ek saath hum teenon ghar ke andar nahiin ghus sakte! My figure
is super sexy lekin tum dono ke baare mein aisa leh sakta. Chhodo mujhe aur
jaao ghar ke andar.
Sid ( cheek to cheek with Armaan )- Noooooooooooooooooo! Cootchie! Tum mujhe
chhodkar chale gaye to mera khayaal kaun rakhega? ...
Riddhima ( slaps Sid )- Abe chupp! Bewade kahiin ke ! Sharam nahiin aati itni
peete hue?.... Biwi main hoon tumhaari.
Armaan ( trying to free himself)- Bewade Sid , ye teri Bewadi Riddhima hai... le dhyaan se dekh.... ( Armaan holds Riddz and Sid's face closer to each-other and they blink their eyes at each-other)....ab gaana bajaaoon background mein , badtameezon? .....Tere aur iske sapne ab ek rang hai..... o ek-dooje ke jeevan saathi!....
Sid ( touches Riddz' nose and cheeks gingerly)- O TERI! Ye
to sacch mein meri biwi hai.... shaadiwaali biwi.... ( puckers his nose and
clings back to Armaan).....lekin isne meri shirt kyun pehni hai?
Riddhima pounces on Sid's neck where her red dupatta is hanging and Armaan has
a hard time balancing....
Armaan - O aunty! ..... ye tumhaara shaadiwaala pati hai! Kya kar rahi ho? Iske
liye Karwachauth ka vrat rakha tha.... remember?....Flashback mein jaao.....
Riddhima ( clutching Sid's neck and being held back by Armaan )- Arre
kaun sa shaadi waala pati!.... Ye Sid nahiin hai ! Sid mere kapde nahiin
pehenta.... isne mera dupatta kyun pehna hai?....Oye , tu jo bhi hai , meri
izzat waapis kar.
Sid laughs and lets go of Armaan and holding Riddhima by the arm jerks her
inside the house.... Sid laughs and lets go of Armaan and holding Riddhima by
the arm jerks her inside the house....
Armaan ( cautions )- Sid sambhaal ke! Gir jaayegi , teri ek hi biwi hai!
Sid ( swinging Riddhima's arms )- Biwi nahiin saas-bahu ka TV hai!..... Waise
to 5 liter aansoo baha -bahaa kar mera ghar bharti rehti hai... lekin party mein
dekha tha ise.... ( copies Riddz)... uff ! teri adaa!....i like the way you
move.... wahaan to izzat ke kabootar uda rahi thi tum ... ab tumhe izzat waapis
chaahiye.
Armaan ( in comic shock )- Suna Riddhima! Kya kaha Sid ne ? Tumhaara koi
dupatta nahiin hai... i mean tumhaari koi izzat nahiin hai! ... aur isliye tum
Sid ki shirt .... i mean uski izzat pehenkar ghoom rahi ho!
Riddhima grabs Sid by his shoulders and shakes him like a wet cloth put up for drying.....
Sid ( like a baby )- Chhod de chudail! Chhod de mujhe!..... Armaan bachaao mujhe! Ye meri izzat par hamla kar rahi hai.
Armaan ( sitting comfortably in a couch)- Lutne de, beta ....... waise bhi is society mein kaun sa tum dono ki koi izzat bachi hai.....
Riddhima - Siddhanth Modi ke bacche!
Sid ( thinking )- Bacche? Abhi nahiin hue .....kab karne hain?
Riddhima ( latching on to the dupatta )- Ye tumhe divorce papers bhejne se pehle sochna chahiye tha...... badtameez, bewakoof aadmi! Bacche hum baad mein plan karenge.....Ab mera dupatta waapis karo aur mujhe .... bar mein.... sorry .... JP ke ghar chhod kar aao...
Armaan ( sifting through a magazine and biting into an apple)- Tch , tch.... kya biwi hai teri Sid.... tujhe chhodkar JP ke paas ja rahi hai.....
Sid ( holding Riddz by the shirt collar )- Kya?...... Tumhaara JP ke saath bhi chakkar hai?......Maine tumhe 1.5 chammach sindoor aur 2.5 kg ka Cartier ka .... oh ya , Mangalsutra ye dinn dekhne ke liye pehnaaya tha.....
Riddhima ( jumping up and down like a kid)- Pehle mera collar chhod , Sid!.... Armaan bachaao!
Armaan ( getting up)- Filhaal , mujhe tum dono se bachne ki zaroorat hai!.... Ek Club Soda aur doosra Rum ka Tadka.....
Sid ( not leaving Riddz )- Armaan mera hai! Mera Cootchie meri side lega!.... Aur ab tum meri shirt utaaro!
Riddhima ( running away)- Tum mere kapde utarwaaoge! Kaise pati ho tum!
Sid ( running after her )- Party mein kapde utaar kar twist kar rahi thi! Kaisi biwi ho tum? Apna dupatta lo , aur meri shirt do........
Armaan switches on the playstation and sits down to play a game , putting earplugs in his ears as Sid-Riddz run all over the house chasing each-other.
Riddhima throws cushions and furniture on Sid.....
Sid ( throwing things back at her )- Phenk chudail, phenk , kal subah tujhe uthaakar poore ghar mein jhaadoo-pochaa nahiin karwaaya na , to mera naam bhi... naam....
Riddhima ( throwing a fruit basket at him)- Abe Siddhanth Modi hai tu! Mera shaadiwaala pati!
Sid ( flying kiss to Riddhima twice )- Thanks! Haan...... to mera naam bhi Siddhanth Modi nahiin!
Finally , they both get tired of running around and collapse on a sofa together behind Armaan......
Armaan ( still playing )- Ho gaya tum dono ka.....Main ghar jaaoon?
No response. Armaan turns around and slowly tears well up in his eyes but with a beautiful smile on his face.
Sid-Riddz have collapsed together - their faces facing each-other and noses touching. They are holding each-others' hands in sleep. Armaan shakes his head , still smiling and putting a blanket on both of them , he goes out , switching off the lights.....
Love and luck to everyone always,❤️
God bless everyone.🤗
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