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Dear Ishtudents,
The University of ILPC ( Intense Love in Passionate Chemistry) has set the following question paper for the first year students so that they can decide whether they are laayak enough to be promoted semester to semester or not. The question papers can be daily , weekly , bi-weeky , hourly ..... who knows. It depends on the mood of faculty. The University of ILPC has chosen the volatile couple of Mrs. & Mr. Modi whose wanted and unwanted popularity beats the theory of relativity these days. We have chosen a married couple because we are inspiring our ishtudents to marry and fight within penthouses instead of indulging in PDA and daag-lagaaoing on the faculty.
The question paper covers all span of subjects possible. Keep Disprin ready but take it only after wroting your answers. Cheating is allowed because the faculty is open minded and knows that the ishtudents will maaro teer in these exams. 😳
Q1. Is Siddhanth Modi's temper directly proportional to Riddhima Modi's silence and drama queen act or inversely proportional? Explain with example. 😃
Q2. If Siddhanth Modi's love for Riddhima is an ester ( a good smelling fruity compound formed by the combination of a carboxylic acid and an alcohol) , then why is Riddhima Modi unable to smell it? Explain in detail.😉
Q3. If Riddhima Modi's love for Siddhanth Modi is inaudible to Siddhanth because of it being a silent era black and white film , what acoustics will you use to make it audible and what colour correction to catch Siddhanth's eyes? 😆
Q4. Riddhima Modi is unable to avoid the gravitational pull of Siddhanth Modi's love but thinks it to be the gravitational pull of marriage. How will you clear Riddhima Modi's confusion by still using gravity as an example?😃
Q5. If Siddhanth Modi is A SQUARE and Riddhima Modi is B Square. Who will be 2ab? 😉
NOTE: The above questions are only for the elite club of evolved ishtudents of ILPC University. The rest are not eligible to write in this exam because of the new rules of the forum. Please don't insult the efforts that moderators make to keep this forum clean. 😃
DEAN POCAHONTAS.
The University of ILPC ( Intense Love in Passionate Chemistry) has set the following question paper for the first year students so that they can decide whether they are laayak enough to be promoted semester to semester or not. The question papers can be daily , weekly , bi-weeky , hourly ..... who knows. It depends on the mood of faculty. The University of ILPC has chosen the volatile couple of Mrs. & Mr. Modi whose wanted and unwanted popularity beats the theory of relativity these days. We have chosen a married couple because we are inspiring our ishtudents to marry and fight within penthouses instead of indulging in PDA and daag-lagaaoing on the faculty.
The question paper covers all span of subjects possible. Keep Disprin ready but take it only after wroting your answers. Cheating is allowed because the faculty is open minded and knows that the ishtudents will maaro teer in these exams. 😳
Q1. Is Siddhanth Modi's temper directly proportional to Riddhima Modi's silence and drama queen act or inversely proportional? Explain with example. 😃
Q2. If Siddhanth Modi's love for Riddhima is an ester ( a good smelling fruity compound formed by the combination of a carboxylic acid and an alcohol) , then why is Riddhima Modi unable to smell it? Explain in detail.😉
Q3. If Riddhima Modi's love for Siddhanth Modi is inaudible to Siddhanth because of it being a silent era black and white film , what acoustics will you use to make it audible and what colour correction to catch Siddhanth's eyes? 😆
Q4. Riddhima Modi is unable to avoid the gravitational pull of Siddhanth Modi's love but thinks it to be the gravitational pull of marriage. How will you clear Riddhima Modi's confusion by still using gravity as an example?😃
Q5. If Siddhanth Modi is A SQUARE and Riddhima Modi is B Square. Who will be 2ab? 😉
NOTE: The above questions are only for the elite club of evolved ishtudents of ILPC University. The rest are not eligible to write in this exam because of the new rules of the forum. Please don't insult the efforts that moderators make to keep this forum clean. 😃
DEAN POCAHONTAS.
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