RAKHI SAWANT ENTERS DMG!!!!! - Page 8

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Loveddddddddddd it OMGGGG.. SO will become #1 channel across Tele 🤣

Lovedddddddd it Shamill.. U ROCKKKKKKKKKKKK with ur smileys 🤣

Originally posted by: zainab25

*media ko bulaao*

 

*police ko bulaao*

 

*ambulance ko bulaao*

 

 

What an awesome, machor (mature, but Rakhi says machor) and model (modern, but Rakhi prefers model) post! 3 cheers to you for that. Ishwar kee beti is back as a bhaarti nurse to Ronewala village, and Toteraam's show's TRP/TV exceeds Mera Joota Hai Taiwani's TRP/TVR.

 

Arjun is a grey - jew - ate, and so is Rakhi (we say graduate but Raki prefers the other) and both are broad - manded (broad minded in the language of ours) so the body heat scene shall be no problem. We expect Arjun to not shout 'rape, rape, rape, mera balaadkaar hui' (silencer style from 3 Idiots).

 

 

...And dang the reporter for interrogating Rakhi about revealing clothes...she has FILLINGS (feelings I guess) too!

 

 

Frank Lee speaking, it HURTS when Rakhi has to go thru the media....

 

 

Anyways, media ko bulaao. *dials 911*

 

 

 

zainu babes! my inspiraaashan for this posht!!!!! 😳

Originally posted by: shamil

shweetoji!!! hai rabba!☺️ 

rampa ishttory aap ke sehat keliya teek nahin hain😲 kal aap mujhe "laayal ' waali dialogue toh nahi bolega na????😭

I can't commit.. as after covering rampa for just one day.. i forget what commitment means..😕😕

par Shweeto ji *looking in your eyes ☺️* ab mujhe darr nahi lag raha
*haila phir rampa ke aatma 😲 * 😭😭😭

Shweeto ji this time I think I need to get admitted to sanjeevani becaas of this Ramperia

Originally posted by: monar

I can't commit.. as after covering rampa for just one day.. i forget what commitment means..😕😕

par Shweeto ji *looking in your eyes ☺️* ab mujhe darr nahi lag raha
*haila phir rampa ke aatma 😲 * 😭😭😭

Shweeto ji this time I think I need to get admitted to sanjeevani becaas of this Ramperia

sanjeevni mein ????never😡 Edited by shamil - 14 years ago

Originally posted by: shamil

sanjeevni mein ????never😡

u wanna have eyelaak with those hawt daaktars???? jo bhi wahan admit hot hain, kabhi  discharge nahin hote

hehe Shwweeto ji is jeolous ... Shwweeto ji is jeolous  😛😛 nahi shweeto aap gusse mein un daaktars se bhi haawt lagte ho ..😳

you know because of this 4th degree ramperia both the docs are deadly sick .. one lost the communication skills and both have this extreme symptom of dreaming about Rampa while walking as zoombies 😲

and latest I get to know Dr. Chunky is charged for forgery for letting rampa roam freely in society.. and both the guys gonna have baaxing match to win ... no its not rampa but Daali 😳

me getting intuligent in your company 😳

Originally posted by: shamil

kaiko phikar karela hain tu ??? agar monaji ne kabhi hamare haath chodkar kisi aur ke baahon mein 'lift' lega (with or without dupatta)... toh  mujhe aap ki jarooorat padsaktha hain😳

Haila Jhootha Singh ji. Aisa mat kaho agar Mona darling ne aapko sune liya toh?? 😲 Main Sidhu aka Sid ki tarah Mahaan hoon, main aapne pyar ko sacrifice kar sakti hoon. *sobs like Rampa* lekin phir bhi koi baat nahin main phir bhi aapka intezaar karogi agar aapko kabhi meri zaroorat pade. 😆 Edited by lighteningbuzz - 14 years ago

haila!  maska lagaana koi mona dharling se seekhe😛

Originally posted by: lighteningbuzz

Haila Jhootha Singh ji. Aisa mat kaho agar Mona darling ne aapko sune liya toh?? 😲 Main Sidhu aka Sid ki tarah Mahaan hoon, main aapne pyar ko sacrifice kar sakti hoon. *sobs like Rampa* lekin phir bhi koi baat nahin main phir bhi aapka intezaar karogi agar aapko kabhi meri zaroorat pade. 😆

Shweeto tum hi mera pehla and once for all aakhiri pyaar ho and yahan you are looking for option B 😭😭.. Nahiii ye ye dekhne se pehle mere lappy ki battery kyun nahi over hogayi

Me gussa.. heavy heart going out of this post 😭😭

but still singing

HUM WAFA KARKE BHI TANHAA REH GAYE ...  😭😭😭

Originally posted by: lighteningbuzz

Haila Jhootha Singh ji. Aisa mat kaho agar Mona darling ne aapko sune liya toh?? 😲 Main Sidhu aka Sid ki tarah Mahaan hoon, main aapne pyar ko sacrifice kar sakti hoon. *sobs like Rampa* lekin phir bhi koi baat nahin main phir bhi aapka intezaar karogi agar aapko kabhi meri zaroorat pade. 😆

buzzy, mona aajkal rampaji ki dialogues bol rahi hain..kya pataa, kal rampaji ki tarah kanphused  bhi ho jaaye.. isliye 😛 tum wahan side mein khade raho..jaroorat padegi toh bulaaunga😳

Originally posted by: lighteningbuzz

But sadly, Mona darling and Ka7eela are in this competition too and both are my friendz. *sobs* Lets hope our story doesn't become similar to dil mein ghass with three girls and one Jhootha Singh'..ROFL. 🤣

Payal, agar Jhota ji tumsai pyar karta hai!..tu mein tum dono ke zindagi sai kahi door chala jata ho!😭 ..pyar ka tu pata nahi!..mein tu bas Jhota aur tere kushi chahata hu!!😭..liken es mona ji ke kya kare!😡...ju tum dono pyar karnay wallo ke peech mai kanta bunta per tahai! 😡Edited by ka7eela - 14 years ago