Savita
shouts : Namaste, Salaam, Adaab ladies and gentlemen!
Damodar : STOP IT !! Savita : Arrey kya hua ? Damodar : let's announce the runner up first !! Savita : *golmaled* runner up ?? but we don't have runner up in these kinda awards functions ? Damodar : *sighing* Arrey Savita, maine kaha naa, our awards will be different !! And seeing the votes, the competition is very tough !! Some people won by just a vote difference !! We have an amazing show, an amazing forum, an amazing atmosphere, an amazing rishta between all the members, an amazz Savita : come to the point !!
Damodar : arrey chillax !! so since our forum is special and unique, our awards will be special and unique as well !! ( savita nods ) .. our forum is special naa, isliye our awards ( looks at Savita who is shooting draggers at him ) ok ok .. anyways as everyone deserves something, we decided to also have runners up .. so we'll first announce the runners up then the winners Savita : but this wasn't written in my script !! Damodar : kabhi kabhi you can use your brain too naa *cough I know you can't use it as you don't have any brains cough*.. Savita : Mr Damodar, how did i know that we'll also have runners up ? And what did you just say ? Damodar : kuch nahi .. leave it, let me announce the runners up then you can carry on reading your script !! *wink* Savita : hehe I always get the best Damodar : anyways so the runners up are *drumbs beat .. all the nominees look at each other scared to get the besharam award* and the runner up is, sorry are as we have ties : Savita : shoot !! Damodar : Yeah they are shooting .. no need to shout at them like this !! Savita angrily : I forgot my introduction speech !! Damodar : Arrgh carry on !! Savita : Hey my chawl nautankis !! oops, we aren't at the PR sets naa .. Hey Pavitrians, welcome to the Pavitra Awards !! Thank you for coming and attending this event .. Hope you enjoyed the premiere and red carpet !! Today will be the best !! Kyunki you'll get to see amazing performances, haaaaaaaaaaaaan !! magical moments !! shocking rumours !!
Damodar : *yawning* same boring speech again and again !! they know that our award is something unique just by looking at this set !! Now please don't make me sleep here too like you do day and night at our place !! Anywyays Best of luck to all the nominees and advance congratulations to all the winners and runners up !! Please don't feel bad with any of the categories, everything is JUST FOR FUN !! Savita : Please kindly show your awards to everyone shamelessly :P ( mean use the siggies for atleast a week !! ), I'll ask everyone if you have showed them your gifts !! And you better use warna .. !! ( I'll check your siggy box ;) ) Damodar : Savita if you continue threatening them like this, they'll run away, and this whole set will be waste, nor will we be able to recover this lost !! Savita : Theek hai baba, theek hai .. now let's start with the show, the audience is looking at us like wanting to kill us
Damodar
: Yeah so we were at the best besharam category .. the best
besharam award nominees are Tasnime, SD, Resham, Piya, SD and Ali
!! .. The runner-up is ...
woww someone who was really tring hard to bag this award day and night
.. yes our very dear Ali and Taz .. Wait Taz !?!
SD: Thanks a lot. I want to thank everyone
who voted for me. I want to say a shair for my fellow members'TU HELP
KARTA GAYA, MAIN BESHARMI KARTA GAYA, TERA NAAM HOTA GAYA, MAIN BADNAAM
HOTA GAYA'.Thank you! and dont forget to contact me for my besharam
agencies!
Savita: Wah wah! Damodar: Can I have your number please SD? Savita: Hey why do you need his number?? Damodar: Ummm I was just taking it for future'for my friends.. SD: Damodar Ji, what are you going to do in future with my number? take it now as you really need it and its already too late you know. Damodar: I know! Savita: Hey you SD you got your award na now leave! Damodar, what do you mean I know? I will see you when you get home! Damodar: Chalo you might even look at me for once with this excuse. You always make guest appearances when I am sleeping. Savita: Ahh you are sad because of my guest appearances, you should look the guest appearances in the PR forum. some members come and post one comment and run away. They come to drop a hi and ask how are you, and run away without waiting for a reply .. nor actually caring about our state :P Damodar: Yea lets give the Eid-Ka-Chand (special appearance) award. And the award goes to Shankar and Priya.
Shankar: Thanks! It takes a lot of effort
to visit that jungle you know! There are AK 47s pointed at Manav all the
time and I dont want to die instead of him by accident.
Priya: Thanks! I am just too lazy to come there. Savita: Lazy just like my husband! What are we gonna give now Dams ?
Damodar:
lets give the Sona Award (the most asleep).
Sid: Thanks a lottt everyone!! Sleeping
is my childhood problem and hobby. it feels so good to be appreciated for
the efforts of 20 years. *yawning* and..I want to..thank'
Savita: heh bas bas. Now get off the stage before you fall asleep here and make everyone sleep too !! Priya: Yes give me the mic before I fall asleep. I want to thank all the dreams of Ranbir because they really motivate me to sleep. I like the towel dream the best! Damodar: haww shameless and naughty girl! Savita: Shameless aur naughty'hmm'that reminds me of someone I am missing!'umm'who is it'
Damodar: don't stress your old
brain! you must be talking about Varsha darling!
C: Hello.I prefer C. Thanks for appreciating
my work. I don't like to give speeches so that's it for today.
Damodar: aahh this is the kind of woman I like. Speaks so less and to the point! she doesn't do any buk buk and never gets into a fight. Kash I met her earlier .. Savita: I am still here! Varsha: Yes, unfortunately! Savita: listen you girl! I am saying this very nicely. You stay away from my husband and me or else you will have to become my bahu! Varsha: NAHIIIIIIIIIIIII!! And I won't even be a baharwali, so what will I be ? Third wife, OMG !! Satishhhh ! Damu .. !! Damodar: Aray Savita dont be so harsh on such a sweet girl. chalo lets cool down a bit and enjoy a performance by the 2nd best couple in the industry! Sushant and Ankita! Varsha : But hey they won the best couple award, so how come they are the 2nd best couple ? Savita : *blushing* I and Damu are the best couple naa *wink wink* [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgYGRuSkqbY[/YOUTUBE]
BREAK ! In this season of cricket
and serials, we know that you have to face everyday pati-patni jagdas ..
In your house itself, and the neighbours too .. What to do to avoid jagdas
? WAtch this video !! Our sweet Sushant is explaining you how to use it
!! [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpuFDzXIdJY[/YOUTUBE]
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