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Lol, so my cousin came up with this. She posted this on her blog and wanted to share it with you all. She could have posted this herself but she's not at home right now, and I couldn't stop myself đ It really is nothing special, just something she came up with while getting bored đ
P.S - No offense is intended to anyone. This is just pure fun, nothing else :)
Harry Potter and Twilight - The cool wizard and the sparkling doll
"Harry! OMG We defeated Lord Voldermort!", yelled Hermione as she hugged Harry after the gruesome battle of Hogwarts. Ron gave him a tight hug and all three of them stood there, tears shining in their eyes, hugging each other. It had really been a rough experience for all of them.
*Next 2 weeks - The trio visited the graves of all those people who died in the battle. Harry is also visiting the grave of Cedric Diggory, because he still carries the guilt of letting him die infront of his eyes*
Harry stood infront of Diggory's grave, "I'm sorry Cedric. You weren't suppose to die. You really weren't"
Suddenly, Harry noticed a little white light being emitted from behind the closest tree. Getting curious, he walked towards the tree to figure out as to where exactly the light was coming from. Then he got the shock of his life. Cedric stepped out, wearing nothing but torn jeans. And was sparkling. Literally. Like someone had glued those little stars that kids use for their 'art and craft' class on his skin.
Harry gasped and staggered a little, "Cedric! You're alive!"
Cedric smirked and said, "No Harry. I'm not Cedric. I'm Edward. The latest heart-throb, the handsome..vampire!"
Harry suddenly forgot all about being shocked and burst into fits of laughter. Edward's face fell and he gave him an angry look, "What's so funny ?"
A few seconds passed before Harry calmed down and spoke, "Dude, Vampires don't sparkle in the sun! Okay, I'm a wizard, but hey, everyone knows that! It's general knowledge"
Edward gave him another contemptuous look and said, "So what ? I have a larger fan following than all three of you put together. Have you heard of Facebook ? Go and check how many fangroups I have"
By then, Ron and Hermione also joined Harry. They had worried expressions on their faces, "Harry! Just next to Remus's grave, we saw this girl. She was hysterical! I mean, she was sobbing like she had just been raped or something. We tried to ask her why she was crying, but she kept repeating something like 'Edward, where are you ?'. Jeez, Whose Edward ?", said Ron.
Suddenly, something shot past them. Ron and Hermione jumped back with wide eyes, "What the hell was that ?!"
Harry sighed and said, "It's Cedric. He reincarnated. I think. Now he's Edward though, apparently a vampire"
Ron and Hermione gave him 'weirded-out' looks and said, "Really ?", Harry nodded, "Yeah, and he sparkles in the sunlight". The trio burst into laughter at this. After a few minutes, Harry said, "Hey maybe we should go and check out as to what's happening. I mean, this Edward shot past us like a bullet when you mentioned that girl. I'm getting curious"
Ron and Hermione nodded, "Yeah, Let's go"
*Remus's grave*
"Bella! Bella, sweetheart, what's wrong ? Why're you crying ?", cried Edward, who almost had tears in his eyes.
"Edward *Sob* Edward *Sob* You dissappeared for a while. I was getting scared. Please don't ever leave me", replied Bella.
"Oh darling, I'll never leave you. Please don't cry. I had only been gone a few minutes"
"Yes, *sob*, but you know I can't stand being away from you. I feel like a hole has been punched right through my heart!", cried Bella.
*The trio is watching the scene unfold with amusement*
Harry (whispering to Ron) - Do you think maybe they're practicing for some kind of a romantic play or something ?
Ron - Quite possible. But this is hardly the place.
Harry - Yeah. Weird.
Hermione decided to step forward and say something, "Ahem..Err, guys, um, are you okay ?"
Bella looked up and all of a sudden, her eyes filled with horror, "Edward! This girl..I saw her a while ago. She didn't tell me where you were! She didn't lead me to you!", yelled Bella with a voice dripping with agony.
Hermione took a step back and quickly said, "No no no. I didn't know where he was. I seriously had no idea"
But Edward was already infuriated. He suddenly got up, with eyes full of red rage, and started walking towards Hermione, "You hurt my Bella. How dare you ? You're so going to pay for this", and with that he made a stance to jump at Hermione. But before he could do that, Harry fished out his wand and yelled, "Stupefy!"
It hit him square on his chest, his body went limp and he fell down with a thud.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!", shrieked Bella from a distance.
"Shit! Someone shut her up!", yelled Ron while covering his ears. But her shriek seemed to work in Edward's favour as he suddenly gained consciousness and although still weak from the attack, got up on his feet, staggering a little, "You stupid little Hogwarts brats! I'm going to eat you -"
But Hermione cut him off, "You can't do that dude. You don't have fangs"
Edward glared at her. After a moment's pause, he said, "Yeah, um, so what ? I really don't need those, you know. They're outdated"
Bella cried once again in the background, which reminded Edward why he was here, and he took the 'I'll-eat-you-alive' stance once again. But this time too, the trio was quicker. They raised their wands at once, and as Edward shot towards them, they shouted, "AVADA KEDAVRA!"
He spun thrice in the air and fell down with an even louder *THUD*. This time, his eyes remained open and as wide and they could get. Bella didn't shriek this time. She just stood there with her mouth agape and eyes popping out of their sockets.
The trio walked towards his dead body and stood over him.
"Are you sure he's dead ?"
"Yeah. He wasn't a real vampire anyway"
"Finally"
As they turned around to go back, they heard a faint voice in the distance, "I should have gone to Jake in the first place..."
*THE END*
Moral of the story - Never choose sparkly vampires over cool Wizards! One flick of their wand, and you'll be on your road down to hell.
Direct link to blog: http://deviantrealm.blogspot.com/2010/02/twilight-harry-potter-cool-wizard-and.html
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