Discalaimer: We are not responsible for any inaccuracies on the storyline of BT (Balalji Telefilms) serials. We do not watch those and are just operating on heresay. 😉
So before we start the LNMDJian pledge
LNMDJian pledge (edited)
I swear I solemnly swear on LNMDJ that
I will not allow LNMDJ to become like a BT serial 😡
I will not allow the CVs to have more than one veggie on the show at a time 😆
Horrible things will happen to the CVs if they ever do
that 😈
We will beat the stuffing out of the CVs for starters
We will tie them to toofan and let toofan run wild
We will drown them in emails, letters and phonecalls 😆
We will have a hartal outside the Star one office and 😆
Eat all kinds of delicious dishes without offering it to
them 😆
We will find out where they live and do a ding dong on
them 🤣
All the things that we planned to do to veggie and Inder 😆
As part of the VEP(Veggie Eradication Program) and BEP (Bandar Elimination Program)
Will now be done to the executives of Star one instead 😆
We will paint their offices blue and pink in memory of BPT and PPT 😆
We will get very creative using fluorescent shades and stripes and blobs and yeah we will get kids in there to paint it. 😈
We will do the same to your faces using the same paint that goes on the walls 😆
You will be lined up against the walls with apples on your head while Damini uses you for target practice 😈
We will paint your cars a fluorescent lime green 😈
We will kidnap all the vamps in their serials and replace them with
Inder lookalikes wearing elaborate sarees, heavy jewellery and make-up.🤣
(We reserve the right to edit this pledge whenever, wherever and however we please. It is the responsibility of the CVs and the star one people have to keep track of it and obey it at all times) 😈
Now for the scary question - what if LNMDJ was a BT soap what could happen - presenting some possibilities
Scenario # 1 (Skorpion/Jhan)
When Sameer ditches Avni in front of the whole world 😡.. PriDa are not yet married this will happen just after the gatbandhan but before the pheras and the mangalsutra/sindoor ceremony.....Prithvi will marry Avni instead to give the baby the Saxena name 😲.. Sameer will walk out, get hit by a truck and promptly lose his memory 😃......the maskad department will get transferred to Damini since Prithvi gave her dhoka in the shaadi ka mandap 😲....... And she will do everything in her power to harm Avni and the baby 😲...... Ila will be torn and she will side with Avni and scold Damini further antagonizing her.
Thank god this is LNMDJ aisa kuch nahin hua
Scenario # 2 (Mru/Jhan)
Pri disappears... either due to accident or kidnapped by Inder.. Presumed dead becoz of it -- Damz is heartbroken and preggers...her favorite devar Varun marries his favorite bhabhi Damzie to maintain her sanity😲........par kahani mein twist hai -- Pri actually has lost his memory... he comes back now as his humshakal Ritvik ....... But by then Varun is in love with Damz and the child...... hai kya triangele hai ...... upar se Rosh will be mad at Varun and she would have turned negative.......😲 ...... Trying to kill Damzie and the baby...... and get Varun back
Thank you 10 times more then before LNMDJ is just the way it is.
Scenario # 3 (Maz/Jhan/Niki)
Damz is the only sister to get 50% of the share of the property ........and her partner Prithvi gets the other 50%.......the other 2 sisters namely Avni and Roshni are jealous cos they want money too right....... what for you ask teek hai ........OK....OK....we will give you a reason......let us say Rosh wants to create a princess themed water park and Avni wants to create a green house to grow exotic flowers and sell them.......so they will plot with Sameer and Varun against PriDa 😲...... they will conspire with Inder 😲....... and they will replace Prithvi with Inder who has had plastic surgery to look like Pri 😲''
This is too wacko to believe but BT serial mein ho saktha hai lekin LNMDJ mein nahin
Scenario # 4 (Nids/Jhan)
Avni divorces Sameer and then wonders about the lack of a
father figure in her baby's life.........at the same time Damini divorces Prithvi..........then
Avni marries Prithvi and she accepts that marriage ' kyon........arrey mujhe kya
pata😛...... This is supposed to be a BT serial...... don't expect any logic here.........Jab LNMDJ mein hi logic goes for a toss.....toh.....yahan don't even think about logic....... Now coming
back to the story..........Damini is hell bent on taking revenge against Avni for
stealing Prithvi........so she tries to hurt Avni and hurt the baby...... she also
marries Sameer in order to further her goals 😲..........all she wants is Prithvi back 😕..... phir divorce kyun kiya in the first place
What crap right? Egggzactly. Thankfully we don't have to deal with this kind of stuff.
Scenario 5 (Nids/Jhan/Niki)
Veggie suddenly wakes up all fit and fine and raring to go...........but she has lost her memory.........boys want the girls to chill out for a while 🤔because they don't want her to be shocked..........she does not know that they are married and that Baloo is dead😲 ........... the girls already hate the boyz because Inder already outed the truth😡 ..........then one day veggie hears the boys and the girls during one mega major blow out fight .........veggie hears everything😲........ she learns that her beloved Baloo is no more 😭 and that her boys did all these bad things 😭.......... She faints.......then she regains consciousness and scolds her boys......... She apologizes to the girls 😭 and begs them to forgive the boys 😃....... the girls forgive the boys....... And they are all one happy family😃 ........lekin.. one last surprise 😕 '' Baloo is not dead 😕 ''.He had changed places with his twin brother Laloo so that he could go home and be with his family 🤣........ he got kidnapped on his way to the airport......... the one who died on the lockup was Laloo and the boys cremated Laloo 😕........ Baloo was held by Inder all these days because Inder thought he knew something........now they are all one large happy family...........until the next mama/chacha/mausa whoever arrives wanting a share of the property that is.🤣
God save us if LNMDJ becomes like this.But so far no sign
Scenario 6 (Nids/ Jhan)
Roshni decides to act like she forgives Varun just so that she can get married to him 😉 ...........after the marriage she works on driving a wedge between the brothers😲 ......... because they gave dhoka to her sisters you see....... the brothers fight amongst themselves 😲 ........ Rosh's scheming works....... everyone is unhappy...... then veggie wakes up and asks everyone to make peace 😆 ...... Threatens to mess up things ......... So Rosh tries to kill veggie😲 ........Damini and Avni stop her 😃....... Rosh is sent abroad for treatment...... But in the meantime Damini has fallen in love with Sameer and Prithvi with Avni 😲........ So more confusion........
Ab yehi dekhna baaki hai.🤢... never in LNMDJ
Scenario 7 (Eksie aka Ektaj)
OK that's it folks now it is over to you. Tell us what you would expect if this was a BT soap? WE NEED YOUR IDEAS. 😉
Before that a peek at what awaits the CVs if they try to go the BT way (courtesy Rachel.fds)
We will feed them Ila aunty's chole everyday until they are sick and tired of eating it.😆
We will send Damini to threaten them with her gun.😆
We will make them wear Damini's earrings the ones Pri hates
and parade them around Bombay.
Chaitanya will be resurrected and sent to their offices. He
will remain there all day, drink and dance to "log kehthe hain main sharaabi
hoon"
Rosh will be asked to gift a teddy to them every day following
the munnabhai methodology 😆
Tell Varun to build some nasty robots and gift them to these
people 😉
Avni will puke on their notes instead of on their shirts 😆
Prithvi gets the easiest job ' he has to stand there and say
"Mujhe star one se badla lena hi hoga" 😉
MK gets to watch them work and supervise them ' he can still
be an MK but they cannot. 😆
P.S : this is a light hearted post...not intended to bash anyone or star-one!😃
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