Chapter 1
"Roshni uttho..." Avni pleads to her younger sister Roshni.
"Kya di? Sone do na!" she replies irritated and drowsily.
Avni: Mujhe late ho jayega! Now come on. Get up fast....
Rosh: Kya di..sone do na!
Avni: Aise nahi manogi? Should I go to the kitchen...
Rosh: Jao na!Let me sleep!
*Splash*
Rosh: Di! Yeh kya kiya apne?
Avni : Tumko uthaya hai! Ab chalo jaldi se tayar ho jao. We need to leave right now. Mujhe college ke pehle din par late nahi hona.
Rosh: Ughhhhh! Neend toh kharab kar hi di. Fine, let's go.
Avni: Tum fresh ho kar aa jao. Tumhara breakfast ready hai.
Rosh: Sach? Kya banaya hai?
Avni: Nothing special meri behna, sirf cereal hai! Chalo ab uttho.
Avni (to herself): Pata nahi yeh ladki itna kaise so leti hai!
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The ring tone of a phone goes: This is why, this is why, this is why m hot hot hot hot!
Sameer answers while he's still sleeping: Ughhhh! Snooze button kahan hai....
He tries to catch his phone which is on the side table but something falls. He is awakened by the noise and says "Shitttt" My phone!!
Sam (to himself): Idiotttt..Agar yeh phone bhi todh diya toh dad won't give u a new one...And u r broke! Roz date par jaana zaroori hota hai kya?
The phone rang again. He answered the call, only to find out, it was his younger brother Varun.
Varun: Bhaiyya, aap uth gaye?
Sameer: Huh? (He rubs his eyes) Haan...uth gaya...
Varun: Good!
Sameer: Abe chhote, aaj tune kyun nahi uthaya??
Varun: Sorry bhaiya! Mujhe late ho raha tha issi liye...aur jab aapko uthane gaya tha toh door locked tha. Aur aap toh kholne waale the nahi. Toh maine socha phone karke utha loonga.
Sameer: Achha theek hai. Khaane mein kya banaya hai Ms.Varun?
Varun: Bhaiya! Mazak kyun uda rahe ho! Maine kuch nahi banaya aapke liye! Khud banalo!
Varun hangs up the phone.
Sameer looks at the clock and yells: OMG!! It's 8:30!
He rushes to the washroom & gets freshened up faster than usual. Then he makes some tea for himself, combs his hair, puts on some perfume, locks the house & finally goes for college.
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At college
Sameer looks around and finds his best friend Rahul near the elevator.
Sameer: Hey Rahul!
Rahul turns around, sees Sameer and starts to approach him
Rahul: Heyyy Sam! Aaj kya giraya?
Sameer smiles and says : Haan, phone giraya tha. He laughs.
Rahul: Pata hai...woh toh normal hai. Yeh tumhara iss mahine ka 5th phone hai!
Sameer smiles in embarrassment. He is very well known for breaking his phones & for spending money on girls!
Rahul: So prepared for the test?
Sameer gets shocked and looks up to Rahul.
Sameer: Kya? Kaunsa test! Arrey aaj ye sadu kaunsa test lega? You never told me!
Rahul starts laughing.
Rahul: Oh god, somebody take a picture! This is a million dollar expression by Sameer Saxena!
It turned out Rahul was only joking with Sameer. Sameer slaps Rahul at his shoulder.
Sameer: Tum kabhi nahi sudhroge...!
Rahul: Hmm you're right, Jis din tum sudhar jaoge, us din main.....sochoonga!
A girl (Sana) comes and starts talking to Sam.
Sana: Heyyyy Sameer.... (In a seductive way)
Sameer: Hey...tina?
Sana: What!!
Sameer: Toh phir rani?
Sana: This is SANA you idiot!
Sameer: Oops . um.. Okay, so Sana..whats up?
Sana: Yeah right!
Sana walks away leaving Sameer embarrassed, yet again. Rahul starts laughing looking at Sameer's situation.
Rahul: That was.....Usual!
Sameer: Haan pata hai. Ab chodo isko. Lets go to the canteen....Class shuru hone mein abhi thodi der hai.
Rahul was a very unique person. He was very serious about studies, but cool at the same time. He loved enjoying life & especially, enjoying girls. Girls were just a game for him. Even though Sameer hates lectures, Rahul sometimes forces him to attend them & surprisingly, Sameer does it.. But only for his best friend.
Sameer thought: Not like I am going to attend it anyway!
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At the canteen.
Rahul: Kya loge,chai/coffee ya phir ek thappad?
Sameer: Kuch loonga nahi, balke doonga.
Sameer stomps on Rahul's foot.
Rahul: Aaaah...Kyun bura maante ho?
Sameer: tumhare in ghise pitte jokes ko sun kar koi bhi bura maan lega!
Sameer looks around, no new chiks.
He thinks "Ah let that be for now. It's not as if I remember anyone's name."
Rahul also searches for girls, when he spots a girl with brown hair, a fair complexion, who is wearing a white salwaar suit with 3-4 books in her hand.
Rahul: Sam. Woh dekh...usse tu jaanta hai? Nayi lag rahi hai...
Sameer looks around and sees the same girl that Rahul was talking about.
Sameer: Nahin main usse nahi jaanta...But...hot hai yaar!
Sameer gives an evil smile.
Rahul: O.o I spotted her first!
Sameer: Ah okay, mere liye Tina, Anjali,aur woh..Sana hi theek hai.
Rahul: Should I give it a shot? What say?
Sameer: Try kar le .... kya pata teri jaisi dumbo ho!
Rahul gives a frustuated look to Sameer and starts to approach this 'hot' chick.
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Avni, on her first day of college, is sitting on a bench and reading a book. When a not-so-cool dude appears.
"Hi"
"Hey"
Rahul: Kya main iss khubsoorat si haseena ka naam jaan sakta hoon?
Avni: Avni.
Rahul: Kya hum pehle mil chuke hain?
Avni teases him: Ofcourse! Hum toh janam janam ke premi hain! Main tumhari Radha, aur tum meri Shyam.... (Her smile disappears and she talks to him in an irritated voice.) Now get lost!
Rahul: Bura maan liya?
Avni: Excuse me, but I need to study.
Rahul closes Avni's book and takes it in his hands.
Rahul: Ek baar baat toh kar lo.
Avni: Give my book back!
Rahul: Are you new?
Avni: You got any problem?
When he wouldn't give the book back, Avni gets up frustuated, and points a finger at Rahul and says..
"Youuu...meri book wapas karte ho ki..."
"Ki kya?"
Precap :
"Main isse sabak sikha kar rahoonga"
Edit : A VERY big thanks to Durga A. (Gurleen di) and Jaana (kawaii hime)....Without you both this really wouldn't be possible.....Im running out of words to explain how grateful i am to you guys!🤗!
Edited by Savni_Love - 14 years ago
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