thanks di....Rosh n di post your questions too so that i answer all of them in 1 go.....
1.If there's a speed of light and a speed of sound, why isn't there a speed of smell?
2.If you're hungry and you know there's nothing in the fridge, why do you keep going back and opening the door?
3.Why do steam irons have permanent press setting?
4.Why do they talk about color weather radar on the radio?
5.Why do women curl their eyelashes? Has anyone ever complimented them on their curliness?
6.Why do people wash their dishes before putting them in the dishwasher?
7.When a person discovers the other person they are talking to doesn't speak
their language, why do they start talking louder and slower?
8.How can there be a Miss Universe when earth is the only planet represented?
9.How many birth days does the average person have?
10.Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why ?
11.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
12.How can a man go eight days without sleep?
13.If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
14. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
15..What was the best thing before sliced bread?
16.How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?
17. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
18..How did a fool and his money get together?
19.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
20.Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
21. If you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window..WHY?
22.Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
A stitch in time saves nine what? Lives???
Are female moths called myths? Women are myths Jen in whatever form they may be
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed? Depends on who you are talking to and what it is all about…..
Can non-skinny people go skinny-dipping? Why not????
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener? How can they jen??? Dentures are artificial!
Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer? No idea!
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? Why wud they?? They wud be happy to show their assets!
Do fish get thirsty? No becoz they have too much around them and we don't want what we have!
Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words? No they sing but becoz of their size it sounds like humming!
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Yes, that's why they graze grass
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? Can a jellyfish eat a Jelly bean Jen???
Do pilots take crash-courses? They do to learn how to control a crash!
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? Nooo IV is Intra venous Jen!
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? Go and ask the space scientist!
Do vampires get AIDS? No becoz they never attack unhealthy people! They always look for a healthy prey...
Do witches run spell checkers? They just need to run spells not Spell checker Jen!
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too? NO!!!! he doesn't want indigestion!
Does killing time damage eternity? Eternity means forever so no matter how much time you kill, eternity will remain the same…eternal
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? What's a toadstool hun>>>
How can there be self-help 'groups'? why not….they help themselves n them each other
How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes? When ever you play it…it's lame I know
How come wrong numbers are never busy? Becoz you never talk long!
How dead is the Dead Sea? It's alive, kicking and running…
How do I set my laser printer on stun? ????? dunno
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? By putting the deer sign and misleading poor deek to think there's another one waiting for him over there!
How do they get the 'Keep off the Grass' sign on the grass? By asking the birds to drop it!
How do you get off a non-stop flight? When the flight finally decides to have mercy on u and stops………..
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others? By watching people lie all the time………..
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? why do you need it in the first place?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals? O
How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word? zerrrro
How is it possible to have a 'civil' war? there can never be a "civil" war
How is it possible to run out of space? when you can't fit in there
How much milk is there in the Milky Way? from the looks of it...there's plenty
Why are there locks on the doors of 24/7 open shops?
If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?" They wud be busy dousing the fire...
If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do? dices n slices words
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? no coz...he would be on a different planet
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? It's worth nothing…who wants to buy a picture with thousand words!
If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, why isn't a proverb a word used in place of a verb?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Humans off course...there are so many of them
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? by checking another dictionary....
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? Probably the top bosses ran away with it as always............
Anshu Di,
I'm back! I wonder why there were so many to let you go away like that...well not anymore!Jen, Bobbie, Purva, Faiza and Raksha di - Is that all? We ought to give her a royal treatmeant!😈Here's my next small set!😛How do you define "smart"? dictonary says...someone having or showing quick intelligence or ready mental capability
Can someone be smart & stupid at the same time? Yes....Yudi is an example. He is smart but Rani makes him look stupid n foolish...
Why is a black hole black? becoz it a hole u cannot see thro
What was there before there was anything? God knows!
What is one thing you HAVE to do before your next birthday but haven't yet? Lots of them
What's a phrase or saying you say a lot? can't recall
What's worse... having expectations that are too high, or having no expectations at all? having no expectation is better becoz then u don't expect much n are not disappointed with whatever happens next.....
Is it possible to be scientific AND religious? Yes...being sceitnefic doesn't mean you can't be religious becoz religion is science too
Which "sense" is strongest? common sense
What are you afraid of in life? without doubt...DOGS N MOUSE!
It's hardest to distract you from: IF whenever I am on it....
If your room were an ice cream flavor, it'd be: CHOCOLATE
Most Embarassing moment:: when I ran into a room where my friend was with her boyfirend and there was romance going on there.
Most outrageous thing u have done? can't recall at the moment...
If your life were a movie, what type would it be? Kabhi khushi kabhi gham
What weather pattern best represents your outlook on life? Cloudy, spring, summer or rain..? SPRING
What is the meaning of existence? the feeling of being there......
Is there anything you would want to change about yourself? Lots....many things....
When you strike it rich, you'll pay big bucks for a ... cancer research institute
At the end of a tough day, you crave: some peaceful time alone
What puts you on cloud nine? success
You dress to impress? myself and others.......
Favourite daydream? being among my family in India
Your stress reliever? music
When the going gets tough, what do you do? I get tougher.....
Why is the sky blue? there is a scientifc reason for it..can't recall
What is your favourite quote? Smile...it costs nothing
If there was nothing to talk about, what would you start talking about to your friends? others...
If your seat was taken at the lunch table, you would: find another one
Who was your first date? a college mate........
What song describes you the best? hum hai raahi pyaar ke hum se kuch na boliye...
Your manager asks you a question that u don't know anything about, what do you say? Say something n put her on a different spins os that she forgets what she asks!!! If she still remembers, I will be honest....
How far ahead have you planned your life? a few years
If you had plans with a friend, and they cancelled on you, what would you do? Make a new plan
When you've had a long day, what do you do to relax? listen to music n read FFs...which reminds me where is your update Rosh???
What is the personality traits that you value most? honesty and candidness
If you knew that tomorrow you were going to die, how would you spend the last day of your life? with my children
What is it that you admire the most about youself? My perfectionist nature
What can you not live without? Internet
No one is paying any attention to you at home what do you do? Make my presence felt!!!!
What do you look for in appearance i.e what kind of appearance attract you? Smart appearance...beauty doesn't attract me...
Which is your favourite festival and why? Diwali becoz it brings people n families together...
TV or computer- which is better? Both have their own importance. TV for RKAB n Computer for RKABF
How would you describe yourself in two words? moddy, sensitive...
Read the book or watch the movie? read
If you went into the entertainment business, what would you be? critic
Favorite ice cream flavor? chocolate
Favorite (team) sport? cricket...
Do you believe that there is one true love out there for everyone? Yes there is but we must invest time and effort in it
Do you think honesty is the best policy? yes...it saves uthe trouble of telling thousand more lies...
Do you believe in ghosts? Haven't seen one yet except in RKAB!!
Do you practice stress management strategies? What are they? I need to be by myself to release my stress
What's your ideal holiday destination? Switzerland
PS: Di, Loved your dedication! Thanks for such a lovely song! But Am I that naughty?😛
ok You are on my set is coming up. plz don't tell me I did not ask you?😊😉 now you asked for it 😉😆😆 I know I asked for it!! 😡
chalo mai tumhe lambi list de deti hun 😆 😆 Anshu says...."aa bel mujhe maar.." isse kehete hai apne per par khud kulhaari maarna....😆
you can skip the repeated ones . oK DI i WILL
Where do you live ? Dallas
Do you read newspapers?... which section of the paper do you read first? Yes, headlines
What are your quidelines for comments? Be within the boundry
Do you have a policy about responding to email? Yes, I try responding to all emails...good, bad, stupid...
What are your top picks for health and wellness for the body, mind and spirit? diet n exercise...
Do you believe in Ghosts? haven't seen one except in RKAB!
Would you choose love or money and why? love becoz if u have love, money also comes....but if u have only money, who do you share it with???
If you were a monster, what would you be? Get back at a few people!!!!!
What makes you a little bit of a monster? my children take the monster come out becoz they say i scream like a monster!!!!
What would you do if your worst enemy did something unspeakable to you? Give them a piece of my mind...
What primal emotions or drive you most often experience? travel
How is your self steem? high
You and your guy have to go out tonight, but he calls you at the last minute to say he's too tired...What would be your reaction? ANGRY!!
What is your main consideration when ordering food out? It must of have loads of veggies...
You prefer not to be friend with someone who is... bossy n boastful
In group projects, you are the one who... adjusts...
What career would you most like to try out for a while? Writer...though I am not good at it
Your friend just lost a loved one,how would you help her cope? By giving her all the support he/she needs...
If you became a multi-millionaire what would you attribute to your sccess? god first and then whoever else who was part of it...
When you fall in love, you feel it in... in the air!
You know someone loves you when they... shower me all their love and affection
Talking about the weather is a... painful right now as it is raininf heavily
You enjoy helping... people
If someone you have just met talks about their feelings, it makes you feel... feel uncomfortable
Shopping is something you..... absolutely love!
When it comes to risks, you prefer.... I don't take too many risks
You prefer to focus on one.... thing at a time
You tend to keep things in... disorder!!!
When you talk, you choose your words... carefully when I am around new people
You tend to seek out new... avenues...
You would say you are more... headstrong than my husband
You base your important decision on... many factors that will influence the decision
In your opinion, gossip is a... good if it is harmless
If you find out someone is gossiping about you, you... get curious to know what people think about me...
When someone's upset with you, you tend to listen to what... my mind says...
When are you tend to have your best ideas, is it when you are setting up or laying down? sleeping!
What do you think in, pictures or words? both
Are you more mathematical or musical? musical
How do you like to spend your holiday? relax and catch up with things I like to do
What do you look forward to most each year? My visits to India
What gifts are you most likely to give to your friends? Depends on who I am giving it to
What are you better at remembering, names or faces? faces
How violent are you? non violent but RKAB showmakers do make me violent coz often I want to spank them!
Do you give people complements? yes but not too much....
Do you often catch yourself day dreaming? no I don't day dream....
Do you listen to music while you work? If i am at home then I do...else i don't
When you have a lot to do, what do you do first? the toughest work first to get it out of my way...
How Sweet are you? Ask the people around me so maybe they can tell better.....
Which one of the following statement reflects your beliefs more?
-Have a strong sense of right and wrong. What is right (or wrong) depends on the situation.
When going somewhere you have only been to a couple of times, do you go with your instincts on finding the way or map out directions where you are going. Find directions
What if you had to spend 24 hours by yourself - without emailing, phoning, instant mssaging, or talking to anyone else? I am sure I will survive!
What do you think is your most attractive non-physical quality? compassion for others...
If your sweetie had a bad day, what would you do to cheer him up? Do things that make him smile to reduce his tress level
You are going to a fancy party with your guy, describe the out fit you would wear... depends on my mood
If you just won new car, what colour would you pick? Black
If you get jealous in a relationship, is it a sign that you are truly in love? yes i think so
If someone is right for you, does it take you much time to figure it out? yeah it does...
Is love something you cannot define, predict, or even truly understand? I can define love and understand it but cannot predict
Is a lot of compatibility (Education, Religion, Social class) superficial if you are truly in love? no provided both are sensible to handle these things sensibly becoz at some point in life, therese things will matter...
Physical atraction is very important for everyone in relationships, could you over look some flaws if the chemistry is there? yes
Would you do any thing for someone you love/loved? yes why not...that's what makes the relationship work..
Is your work best, with deadlines or without deadlines? with deadlines
Do you consider yourself more rational or compassionate? compassionate.
In thirty words or less what makes you angry? untidy house, messy car, irresponsible behavior make me angry
In thirty words or less what makes you laugh? pure comedy
In thirty words or less what makes you cry? too many things to list. I can cry at the most silly thing and not cry even in serous situations
In thirty words or less what makes you happy? my family, the feeling of love and being loved.
In thirty words or less what makes you sad?
Have you ever sued anyone? no
Avtivities that you enjoy... reading, music, news
Activities that you don't like...
If you were to to spend a day with whom you love...who with...and how would you like to spend? my husband
Do you know any other language besides English? hindi punjabi
In thirty words or less tell us something about IFs... It's a wonderful place to be since I made many friends here.
In thirty words or less tell us something about RKAB... at the moment, RKAB is at the crossroads.....if it survives and delivers what I am hoping for, the show is on for me.
Which other forum did you visit beside RKAB? i just browse through bidaai, laadli, HDHAA though i don't watch the shows...i go to a couple of other forums too
What are the rules you live your life by? live and let live
Do you work?...What do you do?
Did you go to college/university? Yes
What did you study at college/university? Technical Communications
What do you do a normal day after school/work? come home where tons of work is always there waiting for me...
If you could have any occupation at all what would it be?
How would you describe yourself...
Your best personal quality...
First thing/s that you do when you wake up... drink loads of water
Last thing/s that you do before you go to sleep... brush my teeth
If you could be anyone else, you would be... no one
Greatest gift that you have ever received... my children
Your strength... my family
Your weakness... my family
Your favorite type of movie... something that doesn't have too much rona dhona
Your favorite actors/actresses... one at the moment
What do you want to do with your life?
What do you look for in a man? already found him!
What occurrencies happen to make your day a good one? a job well done and peaceful time
Do you live in an apartment or house? house
What do you like to eat for breakfasts? cereal /milk
Your favorite food...
Your favorite drink lemonade
Your favorite fruit/s... i love fruits...
Your vavorite vegetable/s... many
Your favorite meat... none..me a veggie/...
Your favorite colour...Your favorite style of dressing... western casual
Your favorite hair style... straignht hair
Your favorite jewelry... diamond earrings...
Your favorite perfume... no preferences as long as it has a nice fragrance....
Your favorite cream... Loreal
Your favorite music/songs... depends onmy mood
Your favorite relaxation... music
Your favorite sport/s...
Your next favorite holiday destination... switzerland
Countries you have visited.... UK, France, Singapore,
If they are too personal or you don't want to answer them, pls don't. I respect that.
Ok, so that should keep you busy You made me super busy di....am glad it's over today but I did enjoy answering the questions!!
Have fun
😆
Anshu di,
See Raksha di and I are so kind!😛You bet you are....😛😡😆Anyway, the smallest set!😃😳1.If there's a speed of light and a speed of sound, why isn't there a speed of smell? there is rosh there is esp if is it foul!
2.If you're hungry and you know there's nothing in the fridge, why do you keep going back and opening the door? Becoz it's a bad habit we can't do without n also becoz we are so used to it
3.Why do steam irons have permanent press setting? to make you think yuo won't need to press after the 1st time so u buy the press rightaway
4.Why do they talk about color weather radar on the radio? no idea
5.Why do women curl their eyelashes? Has anyone ever complimented them on their curliness? so that they can bat their curled eyelashes n attract men!
6.Why do people wash their dishes before putting them in the dishwasher? to remove the extra dirt
7.When a person discovers the other person they are talking to doesn't speak
their language, why do they start talking louder and slower? to make them try and understand
8.How can there be a Miss Universe when earth is the only planet represented? becoz there is no life on other planets...well we like to believe that
9.How many birth days does the average person have? no idea
10.Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why ? becoz they are family ...something eskimos like to believe
11.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? no idea...
12.How can a man go eight days without sleep? that man must be crazy to do that!!13.If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?Becoz we left some of them behind to tell our children'look this is how your great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents looked like!
14. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? By putting the deer sign and misleading poor deek to think there's another one waiting for him over there!
15..What was the best thing before sliced bread? the bread!
16.How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done? dunno....perhaps he knew it when he saw he had spoint the milk!
17. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? So that you know when the "sour" is likely to get rotten!
18..How did a fool and his money get together?
19.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? atleast you tried
20.Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? 😕
21. If you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window..WHY? He loves the fresh air more than the warm dirty air we blow on dog's face..
22.Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?It's an advertising gimmick to fool people!
Anshu I loved your answers and I am so glad to make you MOTW and get to know you better. One thing I like to mention here is never ever say you can'tt do something. even if it is writing. i was a horrible writer could not even wrtie a senetence in any langauge even my own. We can pretty much do anything if we try and put our heart into it. My writing journey began 3 years ago. I was always very creative and imaginative but did not know how to put things into words. it came when my son left home and I felt so lonely and lost.
Di,🤗
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