INCOGNITO CRITICS #50! BASH EVERY1 WELCOME PG1 - Page 78

Poor stars being killed because of us:(

Nimmi was the next to stand in trial. My child, I have noticed that you have been quite vocal about politics and human rights. You have been quite the subjective person and I have witnessed you raise a few questoins on Mr. George W. Bush-- another creation of mine. My child, you must understand, this is all God's plan. You must not contest it and challenge God's plan by promoting Obama. You must understand that people must fear me first. My child,how can people love Me if they do not fear Me first? You would think after two millennia of allowing wanton slaughter and disease and hunger and literally a bajillion gabillion deaths I would be more feared and, thus, more loved"

'But God, you have praised my works many times before. You have blessed me with your bounty. I'"

'My child, fear not. I have reserved a spot for you in Heaven. I shall visit you occasionally and we shall both make sure that Ron Howard never wins an Oscar'

Caro makes her way to God's court, after a lot of thakofying and langoofying. She contests God's authenticity by questioning her: "Yo God, how many fingers am I holding up?"

"You should not be questioning me on how many fingers you are holding up. You should be questioning me on how many fingers you will lose in an "accident" tomorrow"

"Sleep well,

You will be placed in the purgatory."

MUJHE MERA STAR YAAD AGAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haa u just banished me to purgatoryy😔

hey sonia

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIMMI'S TRIAL IS INGENIUS!!!!!!!!!!

will be back after eating dinner.

Originally posted by: roxthefox

Folks, Dhara has fallen unconscious. Until she comes back to life, I will take over. Right now, I'm standing with Aisha, but I'm having a difficult time trying to see her due to her transperecy.

Hello Aisha, how are you today?

Well Roxy, I had to take out time from my exams to make it to the bash. I've been here since day one, so I know I had to come and celebrate our 50^th CC! But it was just so difficult because I have 8 exams and I have so much to study. I'm so stressed right now, I don't know what to do.

*Roxy pats Aisha on her back*

There there dear. You know we don't give a damn. Now, can you tell us when you're planning to tan?

Well, I can't. I'm a vampire.

Uhh'

*Aisha bites Roxy in the neck*

LMFAOO !!!! 🤣🤣🤣 soha how did u remember my exam whining i only said it like once 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: totallyfabulous

SOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

WTF, NO RED CARPET FOR ME.

WELL THEN no fashion police either from my side.

😡

Maybe if you had answered our PM's and actually told us you were coming I would. 😡 But no, I'm sorry, I put this together in half hour this morning, and I only did people who told me they were coming. You never replied to PM's. 😭

i am backkkkkkk

LMFAO! THis story is AMAZING!