best dialouge - Page 4

tum kitni januable ho- from sam to gunji

Originally posted by: ~srk_abhi_apu~

😆hahaah i dunno about best dailouge but i've heard the most amazingly funny ones between MayankNupur!

Mayank: "Ladkiyan ikkhata karo.."🤣🤣

"Baalon ko mat chuo Nupur"😡😆

"Nupur please yeh gaana gaana bandh karo, especially yeh kaanta laaga, yeh gaana mujhe BILKUL pasand nahi hain"🤣🤣🤣

"....Aur phir woh usmein aaram se baithkar , jungle ko BYEBYE karke yaahan se chali jayegi"😆😆

"Tarzan ki tarah gala fadh fadh kar chillao mat"😆😆

"Jahan Nupur Bhushan ki chalti hain wahan sab satyanash hota hain"🤣🤣

"Chidchidi pagal ladki ke obsessive pyaar se main impress ho gaya"😆😆🤣

"Buddha hone main abhi time hain to socha bachon ke saath time guzar loo..."🤣🤣

"Meri maa bhi mere baal sukhaya kartti thi...main kina maana karta tha ki mere baalon ko mat chuoo phir bhi chutii thi...Sunti hee nahi thi" (the way he said this was so so freakin adorable🤣)

Nupur: "Waise aag jalaoge kaise....Dil se joh dhua nikal raha hain ussey"🤣🤣

"Ohhh mummy ne diya hain, toh beta mummy ne tumhe yeh nahi bataya ki raat ko JUNGLE JUNGLE nahi khelna chahiye"...(lol...and she does that coochie coo thing u do to kids...lolzz🤣🤣)

"Main jaise GARDEN mein ghoomti thi na teekh waise hee JUNGLE mein ghoom rahi hoon"😆😆

"Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhe answer nahi aata ""Mere Gyaan Ke Saagar"😉😆

"Dard ho raha hain...MUMMY ke paas jaana hain?"😆😆(hahaha Nupur is sucha crack up)

"Bhavishya dekhne wali AUNTY"😆😆

"Tum toh bachpan mein hee buddhe ho gaye"😆

in the imagination "Abey chappal dekha hain...Maarooo kya"🤣

"Toote huye kandhe se mujhe uthaoge toh badah romantic lagega"😆😆

LOL...So the award is shared between Mayank and Nupur and the MJHT Dialogue writers...Seriously i love their dialogues...😃~!!!!!

mayank's "maa baalo ko mat chuao" & "
nupur's "by god""
samrat'schashmish par sirf mera copyright hain"
mayank'syeh ma bhi na meri lyf ki kahani nupur ke saamne ek open
book ki tarah khol ke rakh deti hai, jaise ki
voh meri dost nahi unki bahu hoLOL"........so cute!!!

Mayank:

Originally posted by: sajan_kash

if u was suppose 2 give best dialouge award which dialouge would u give nd said by whom

convo of diya and Mayank at diwali party:

Diya: Waise Mayank tum aapne kitabe chodkaar is cool crowd ke beech thoda ajeeb lagta hoga nahi?

Mayank: Nahi. Actually mujhe pata tha ke tum mujhe yahan milo gi..tho main aapna dimaak ghar par hi chod aaye. Zaroorat nahi pade ghi na.

🤣 Mayank's sarcasm is great!!


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"Maa..baalon ko math chhouo" 😛

"Sabr ka fal hamesha samrat hota hai" 😳

"Muft mein chandan..toh ghiz mere nandan" 😆😉

"monkey mayank" 😆

how about "ladkiyaan ikhatti karo"...😉

WELLL FOR ME..IT WAS HASTE HO TOH INSAAN JAISE LAGTE HO...BY NUPUR

"I will go with Nupur... ONLY." - Mayank.
"Tum kitni janubale ho." - Sammy.
"Jhansi ki rani Nupur kumari!" - Mayank.
"By God." - Nupur.