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Posted: 15 years ago
#51
monu i am just enjoying your all answers...............so achhi tarah se pyaar se tumhaari grilling ho rahi hain
 
you know i was about to lock the thread when i come to know you are no tin town but suddenly i saw your name flashing on one post so stopped myself
 
and gave you full chance hahahahahah
 
 
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: Nisha_07

[quote=monu1101]....If u could meet one member from IF, who would it be and why? hai i want to meet alll no one person in particular..Specially my chabi grp n rkab gang..But still if you insist it would be Nishh coz we talk a lot nowadays and she gives me a lot of uncensored lectures😆😆 Just want to see her and give her some lecture(censored)😉.....



You think my lectures are uncensored?? 


Originally posted by: monu1101

.....What is the one place that you would visit in the whole world...and why?
I actually roam around the world for work.. Only bad thing is most of the times i am alone😳 So just want to go to some places where my frds are like London and then my home..😃
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Waito waito, London aajao....phir tumhe uncensored lectures sunaungi 😉 😆
 
and ya  monu one task from me if you go london take me too ........main bhi nanhi si chhoti si bachi hooon😆😆😆 bag main aa jaaoongi😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
#53

Originally posted by: bsingapury



You think my lectures are uncensored?? 




Waito waito, London aajao....phir tumhe uncensored lectures sunaungi 😉 😆

 
and ya  monu one task from me if you go london take me too ........main bhi nanhi si chhoti si bachi hooon😆😆😆 bag main aa jaaoongi😆
 
Monu opposite soch rahi hai..Monu nanhi si bacchi hai..
Nisha if U say then she never tell U that she coming London😉
phir kaun kisko sunayega wo maloom nahi padega..
 
Monu i love your Ans..waiting for more..waiting to give U more..😳
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Posted: 15 years ago
#54

ahaa Monu main bhi peche nahi hatoongi tumhe bahut grill karungi!

Some of my own and the others ur own ques😆
 Set1-
-Do u wear specs or braces?
-What's ur fav outfit?
-Ur fav sweet dish?
-Which is the last movie that u watched?
-How did u celebrate this New Year?
-Currently how is ur mood?
-Describe urself in one sentence.
-Ur fav flavour of juice?
-Whats ur fav holiday spot?
-If u had an option of marrying any guy in the world of ur own choice who would it be and why?
-Where would u like to spend your honeymoon?😉
-If u got an offer of participating in NB5 who would be ur baliye??
-What do u think about me?
-Ur fav Hindi muhavra? I hope it is not " jinke ghar khud glass ke hote hai unhe dusron ke gharon par stone nahi phekna chahiye"😆
-In which country do u live? 
-In whose shoes do u wanna step in for the lifetime?
-Are u a calm person or impatient?
-Do u have any special talent?
-U share ur secrets with....?
-Do u want to be host or judge of any reality show?
-U want to get casted in which show?
-What are ur expectations from urself?
-Do u get angry for small things?
-When was the last time when u cried?(If u want to share)
-If u were the creative head of RKAB what changes would u make?
-Do u party too often?
-How much time do u spend on IF?
-How are u feeling on being bakri and getting grilled by so many people when u urself use to grill bakris alot?
-Do u dance madly when u are happy?
 
Will be back with more till then enjoy!!
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Posted: 15 years ago
#55

Ur own ques -

# Why should you get up in the morning?
# What really matters to you?
# Are our lives significant?
# What is the meaning of life?
# What will happen to the human race eventually?
# How can you become a better person?
# How can you change the world?
# Is there a conflict between science and religion?
# What was the purpose for which the Universe was created?
# Is there a God?
# Do you have free will?
# Why is there something rather than nothing?
# How do you explain human nature?
# What happens to a person at death?

# Is there life after death?
# How do you determine right and wrong?
# How do you know all this stuff?
# Why are you answering these questions?
# Where will you go from here?
# Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

# Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?Confused
# Why is abbreviated such a long word?
# Why is a boxing ring square?
# Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?Dead
# Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
# Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
# Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

# Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
# Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
# Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?LOL
# Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
# If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
# Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
# What do chickens think we taste like?

# What do people in China call their good plates?
# What do you call a male ladybug?
# What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
# When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
# Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
# Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
# Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

# Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
# Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
# How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
# If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
# You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

# If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
# If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?LOL
# If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
# If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
# Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

# Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
# Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
# If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?Ouch
# If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
# Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
# If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
# Who let the dogs out?



a food item which makes u go :

😃

😡



A song which makes u go :

😆

😵

🥳

😍

A RKAB scene which made u go :

🤣

😕

😲

😛 

😍


How old do you wish you were?
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Do you consider yourself kind?
If you could be fluent in any other language what would it be?
Do you know your neighbors?
Do you follow your horoscope?
Do you believe that opposites attract?

Dream job?
Do you paint your nails?
Do you trust people easily?
What are your phobias?
Do you keep a journal?
Where would you rather be right now?
What makes you feel warm and safe?
Heavy or light sleep?
Are you paranoid?
Are you impatient?
Can you relate to a lot of people?
What were you doing at midnight last night?


Now finish these sentences:😆😆

Never go near…….?
India is …………………….?
I am most excited when……………..?
When I watch RKAB I……………………..?
Music makes me feel…………………………………..?
I dance like a ………………………………….?
I hate…………………………………?
Dishonest people are…..……?
I like………………?
Love is……………………….?
Death is………………………………..?
I eat ice-cream when……………………………?
My favorite type food is…………………………………?
Happiness is……………………………………..?
I would only give up when…………….?
What gives me courage is……..?

Ha ha u grilled me alot now its time for my revenge😈😆
Happy answering ur own ques!😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
#56

Originally posted by: darshana23


If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
yes..ofcourse... and the brandname is monu food cake..😉
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? Depends on his visa status😆
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color? Coz the flavor is stronger than the color😉
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? No the dead doctor neeeds the morgue not doctors😳
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?Normally we have head over shoulders..😆
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they still have to wear hairnets? I think they would prefer wearing that😉
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?Because no one reads those labels..😆
When the French swear do they say pardon my English? They do and addd something more😉 Pardon my English you f**kin indian😆😆
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
They see the hand signals to words..i wont joke on this😃
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?Its easy to gobble things behind the fridge doors.. and then its nice fun..😃
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? They lose color in water🤣
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Its all about faith..😉
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early? Because after death they will be late to every gathering😕
Why are red buttons always the most important? Because they are RED the danger ones
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"? Noooo.. The younger the harder😉
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up? 
because people always want you to be something you are not..
😆
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Easter bunny stole those eggs from chickens
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they? Its on them they may or may not..
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
becaue they look like marbles..

If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?i will try it and let u know..😆
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?Only if your, "OPEN" about it. 😉
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes? Coz mashed potatoes requires fork😛
Where do all the daylight savings hours go? They are spent on the mooon😉
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?Am glad that it happens that way😆
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
thats a one unlucky black cat...
😆
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT":  They plan a helicopter ride😉
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?LOL Because they are called kids 😳
Can you slam a revolving door?
Of course you can..It goes round after being slammed..😉

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
nothing..if ur hurt badly then u can also get a get well card...

Can you read a picture book? Yes of course.. even my dog will read it..😆
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets? the packets go dizzy on shaking😉
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Only if a mermaid eating a fish is cannabalism :)

What shape is the sky? Earth is round so sky is also round😆

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Hmmm nikki you gave the ownership of those qs to me😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Main peche nahi hatoongi some more-
 
-Last time when someone broke ur heart?
-Do u find any similar qualities betwenn me and u?
-Do u laugh madly?
-Do u forgive people easily or u take revenge?
-When is ur bday?
-Describe the happiest day of ur life.
-If u open ur own website what will be its name?
-Do u believe in God?
-ur fav bollywood song?
-ur fav english song?
-what qualities shouls ur best frieng have?
-Suggest some other name for the serial RKAB.
-Who's ur idol?
-Where were u born?
-Do u want to change ur name?If yes then what would ur new name be?
-Write a song describing urself.
-Ur fav electronic gadget?
-Do u think excess of new technologies has disturbed the nature?
 
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: monu1101

Hmmm nikki you gave the ownership of those qs to me😆

no not really bec they may not be original but u asked them to me.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: kiran_sherry

Well congrates monu u r this week's bakri ..well u know ever since i have heard the news of kanjali in bottom 2 so me nidhi darshu all r in kanjali save mission..my task is same related to that mission i will not give u any questions or tasks as i don't want  u to spend time here in responding them rather i need u to do that task which is much more imp than this bakri tasks ..so be happy no questions from me but my task is collect as many ____________(u know what i mean) and send back to me or darshuu the figure should cross 50 ..i guess simple and easy one na .. i know for ur Kapil u can do this task with full dedication and determination  😉


Okies Kiran di.. I would do that before this week .. you know wat😉😃