funny riddles

Why did the tomato turned red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!

Why do they put bells on cows?
Because their horns don't work!

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.

What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.

What is the famous last words in surgery?
Ouch

What did yogurt say to milk?
What's up dood?

Why can't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.

Why Did The skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!

What's long, yellow, and has been out in the sun too long?
A bananna peel

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Tequilla! (to kill her)

How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb into a tree and act like a nut...