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Bollywood's Funniest Pet Names
If there's one thing I cannot associate with Malaika Arora is her pet name, Malla, which rather sounds like someone who does not like to take a shower for days.
That's certainly not the case with Malaika, but why Malla for god's sake...we could have still understood Malai...she can look edible if she wants but Malla...hai allah!!!
It isn't hard to imagine whom Arbaaz Khan yells at every morning for his cup of tea though I bet even her kid can't decide what to call Mommy. Mama or Malla.
That's certainly not the case with Malaika, but why Malla for god's sake...we could have still understood Malai...she can look edible if she wants but Malla...hai allah!!!
It isn't hard to imagine whom Arbaaz Khan yells at every morning for his cup of tea though I bet even her kid can't decide what to call Mommy. Mama or Malla.
Priyanka Chopra is Piggy Chops. No prizes please. A pet name like that would have to be born in a barn. What was Abhishek Bachchan thinking when he thought of giving her a name like that...rather what was she eating when he thought of it. PETA people, wake up!
With her acting chops in place, it's the men she's not been able to keep around her for long if they have to refer to her as Piggy Chops darling this, Piggy Chops darling that...any man would retch if he had to keep repeating that name out of love for too long.
With her acting chops in place, it's the men she's not been able to keep around her for long if they have to refer to her as Piggy Chops darling this, Piggy Chops darling that...any man would retch if he had to keep repeating that name out of love for too long.
Aftab Shivdasani is Faffy. Faffy sounds like a delicate breed of dog that might get crushed if you don't watch your step before you leap. I am not even giving you a clue what Faffy would look like if she gave the name a face. Or could it be an overfed cat instead.
The daffy actor with no career to speak of has a pet name that might be working to ruin it. Imagine producers calling up his secretary and asking to be connected to dear ole Faffy for good ole faff. That still I can take. What I can't get is did they mix it up with Fatty?
The daffy actor with no career to speak of has a pet name that might be working to ruin it. Imagine producers calling up his secretary and asking to be connected to dear ole Faffy for good ole faff. That still I can take. What I can't get is did they mix it up with Fatty?
Celina Jaitley is Chinky. Here is a pet name to be taken very seriously. Infact so seriously that the spooky character that Celina Jaitley is in real life, should use it as her middle name to make her entry into Chinese films.
She is one produce B-town will be glad to export. Made in India and fit to body double for mannequins taking a restroom break in glitzy Shanghai streets. Chinky Jaitley can even pass off as a daytime waitress at a cafe. The name on her work batch will be apt to showcase her pasty smile and chinkiness.
She is one produce B-town will be glad to export. Made in India and fit to body double for mannequins taking a restroom break in glitzy Shanghai streets. Chinky Jaitley can even pass off as a daytime waitress at a cafe. The name on her work batch will be apt to showcase her pasty smile and chinkiness.
Sushmita Sen is Titu. When I think of Sushmita, I fathoms this larger than life woman who wants to be an alluring grand dame, a Greta Garbo persona with a vibe so superficially warm, you could cuddle up next to a Bengal tigress for company.
And that's precisely what her pet name makes the me do. Melt! Aaaaaw, cho chweet Titu...her public image is such a sham I swear.
I would love to to be gifted a cockatoo for a pet...cockatitu...cockatitu...
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