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Just a page for his famous dialogues...everyone add their favourites everyday in here. I will take them and post them in this post.
July 23- Fisherwoman - "Aakha mumbai ka public apne se dur bhagata hain aur tu meri machi ki tokrti uthata hain, Kai ko?"
KD - "Tu kareena jaise dikhti hain na isliye"
July 23- "Teri tarah nahi.Chaddi se lekar ladki tak sab baap ki kamai par aish karta hai."
July 23- "Hey hello Chicklet...iska amtam sarkar to kardo"
July 23- "KD Bhai, kithe ho?"-Piddi "Eiffel Tower ke batke cutting chai peera hoon. Peeiya ga?
July 24- "Garam cheez par thanda hi dalna padtha hai
July 24- "Roneki acting kafi achi karthi ho, gana chodke drama company join karlo"
July 25- "Listen, tum khud ko itne importance maat do.."
July 25- "Sorry Chicklet..mood nahi hai"
July 25- "Plan toh tumhe khud banga ne gift wrap kar ke diya hai!!"
July 26- "Boss bahut shor hai is duniya mein. Yahan koi kisi ki nahi sunta. Aur hamari to bilkul bhi nahi. Isliye agar kuch kehna hai to volume badhana padta hai.Aur kabhi kabhi kuch sahi karne ke liye galat hona padta hai."
July 26- "Nahin, woh kya hai na isi school mein aankhein sab ke hi hai, par upar ka wala sab kali"
July 26- "Bohot miss kar rahi mujhe? Phone kar deti..yeh peecha veecha karne ki kya zarorat?"
July 26- "Kanch Ki Bani ho,door raha karo mujhse..toot jaogi"
July 31- "Kaun hu main? Kya main is school ki topper hu? Nahin...kya main bohot acchi singer hoon? Pata nahin...kya main kisiki acchi dost hu? Koi chance hi nahi...kaun hoon main?? Sirf ek Popstar ki behen..isse jyada kuch nahin!"
August 1- "Larkiyon ke peeche chipne ke aadaat par gayi hai tujhe..tujhse kuch nahin hoga... Muah muah muah, tu to yehi kar sakta"
August 1- "Yeh haar word ke pehle Bloody lagana zaroori hai?"
August 2- When Piddhi says "Bhai Chewing Gum hai" KD says: "Kyun, Kiss karna hai?"
August 2- "Bolne De Use Jo Bolna Hain...Use Bhi Dekh Lenge"
August 2- "Abhi tak hum ne kuch kiyai nahi he Chicklet, jab karenge toh kya hoga?"
August 6- "Main tera baap hoon kya? Jo meri har aagya ka palan karega."
August 6- "O hello high society, muh todwa ke ghar jaan hai kya aaj!"
August 7- "Look ladkiyon ki respect karna sirf hum ladko ki zimedaari nahi,
shuru tumhe khud karna padega...agar tum khud apni insult karogi karogi to baki sab bhi wahi karenge"
August 7- "Uchha sunayi deta hai ?" Kiya- "Haan" "Lucky ho! Kam se kam apna gaana sunne se bach jaati ho."
August 7- "Sahi fasi chugal khor."
August 7- "To aap hi bata do na boss. Aapka kaam hai yahan pe humko sahi raasta dikhana."
August 7- Kiya "Main tum jaison ke munh nahi lagti..." KD "Kyun kya problem hai"
August 8- "Kiya tum to badal gayi. Ek hi din mein masakali se mother India ban gayi."
August 9- "Main kisi ke side pe nahi hoon. Main sach ki taraf hoon. Is akeli ko kyun blame karna jab gaddar to aur bhi hai"
August 9- "Jab bum mein dam nahi hota tabhi aadmi sarif hota."
August 13- "Aare kya hua? Aise kuthe taara kyun humpara hai?" Piddi- "Bhai newspaper" KD- " Kisi paarosi ka newspaper churake laya, jo aisa humpara hai?"
August 13- "Josh me 2 rupea jayda rakh diye"
August 13- "Tumhe kya lagta hai ki paise se har ek cheez kharidi ja sakti hai...
to mai bhi aaj yaha hu aur tum bhi yaha ho, kharid sako to kharid lo"
August 13- "Dekho, zaada style maat dekhkoyo..maine koi sorry worry nahin likha"
August 13- "Oh hello, meri sharam ke chordo aur apni socho...aise basharmi se chipke gari re ho. Kal maine tumari zara se side liye le tum to gali pard gi...Good Chicklet ka natak kare...kitne despo ho tum."
August 13- "Apne damag ka elaag karo, aur agar kaam dekhi deta to ek chasma be pehnlo"
August 21- "Toh woh Chicklet ke khud ke himat nahin hui..is liya aapni chaeli ko baaj diya"
September 3- "Kyun, tere baap banne k kushi mein liya ladoo?
September 10- "Trust...trust karna accha hota hai aur trust na kar aur be accha hote hai"
September 20- "Agar trouble se dur rehna chahti ho, toh meray itana kareeb kyun khadi vi hoon"
October 1- "Jinke Ghar Sheeshe K hote hain, they should sh*t thee F up."
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Kabhi Neem Neem Kabhi Shahad Shahad
