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So i managed to see this epic face off and my reactions were.. *epic face palm*
seriously Laksh.. like hu?
too bad Sanskaar had to leave the battle ground; i swear these MM'waasis have worse timing and we couldn't see his 'what the eff' expressions and retorts..
so i thought why not imagine that epic scene.
and here we go.. Sanskaar at his Simply Sanskaar mode.
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Sanskaar trying to ask Ragini as to why she hurt his Swara and there enters the man of the hour.. Laksh Maheshwari.
"Bhai!This is between those sisters. i think we shouldn't interfere."
The voice inside Sanskaar: That actually makes sense. Whatever that is between these sisters is beyond the realms of human logic and understanding anyways.
Sanskaar (but my girl is hurt because of your wife. and no one hurts my princess and get away with it. not on my watch.): But Laksh! Ragini slapped Swara.
Laksh: Ha toh!
The voice: did he just say 'ha toh'. tell me he didn't. tell me our ears are ringing.
Sanskaar in disbelief: Ha toh! err Laksh remember the time I confronted you when you stole my PSP?
Laksh drawling slowly: Yes!
Sanskaar: and your defense was: Ha toh!
Laksh: ha toh!
Sanskaar: we were 12 at that time.
Laksh: ha toh!
Sanskaar: We are adults now.
Laksh: ha toh!
Sanskaar gives up. If he gets to hear 'ha toh!' one more time he might just get tempted to tell his little bro where to shove that juvenile retort.
"Never mind. The question is why did Ragini slap my Swara?"
Laksh: So what Swara slapped Ragini too. lot many times. you heard me complaining?'
The voice: holy shit! This is contagious. whatever stupidity that is happening is contagious. Run for your life Sanskaar.
Sanskaar takes a deep breath. Not only his wife's sister but his own brother has lost it. Got to be contagious.
"Dear little bro. you were never a cracker in maths and i had to help you do your homework but brother! i believe i taught you count till 10 atleast."
Laksh nodded his head.
"i know how to count. till 10 atleast."
"Great! now tell me when did Swara slap Ragini?."
Laksh racked his brain.
"when Ragini maligned Swara's character by framing her for double dating us."
"Annnddd????" Sanskaar raised his eyebrows.
Laksh looked stumped.
"that's it."
"That counts for one. and last time i checked one doesn't fall under 'many' category." Sanskaar retorted drily. "Besides Swara only slapped Ragini. not dragged her butt to police station under defamation charges. and if I am right weren't you were.. "Go Swara! hit some more!" expressions that time. in fact i could swear if you exclude tutu and pom poms you were looking exactly like some cheer leader performing cartwheels in excitement seeing your team trashing opponent."
Laksh looking decidedly uncomfortable. " That's past Bhai. why dig that?"
"Then let's talk about present. Why on the earth your baccha went beyond psychotic on my Swara that too without any frigging reason?"
Ragini meekly speaking up: "Humhe maaf kar dijiye Sanskaar."
Sanskaar rolled his eyes.
" NOT THAT again. you say "Maaffiii" and then go commit all kinds of kaands and then say you are the victim. Sheesh! Well I could say a lot of things to you both but I can see I will be losing my neutrons in this battle. No thank you. Just one thing. Stay away from my Wife. and kindly clear your own mess. Thank you very much."
Laksh trying to get his words edgeways.
"Bhai!"
Sanskaar raised his palms.
"Brother! Our quota of screen space is over and i want to bail out before i get to hear that ear bleeding 'Swaragini' tune or 'raktacharita' murder chant again. Talk to you later. and yes.. next time you want to defend your baccha; please try and remember that we have passed that 12 years old stage. See you in next episode hopefully. and fingers crossed I won't have to deal will more stupidity. Bye."
and on that note Sanskaar walked out of the room. Till next round of Swaragini.
Anupamaa
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