Oh dear...So I hear we are going to get a poor bleeding bat, which will interrupt the SwaSan sagai. Apparently causing Urvashi mausi to wail like a ghoul about her sister's atma ki shanti...🤢 🤢
Poor bats...those poor, much misunderstood creatures. CVs, aap bats ke saath aisa kaise kar sakhte hain? Don't you know that the dreaded Vampire bats are found only in South America, not in Kolkata?
Our poor, innocuous desi bats...either eat insects (which prevents those horrible machars from biting us), or eat fruits (which helps in spreading the seeds), or nectar (which helps pollination)...
Kam se kam aise useful creatures ko malign mat karo, yaar...
Anyway...can we please have a blissful SwaSan sagai, and then all the rituals like haldi, mehndi and the Shadi itself without all this (melo)drama. Please...Please...😕
After they are man and wife, unleash whatever storms you want to...they will face them together, shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand. But Good Lord, there needs to be some sunshine between the rainy days they've had to face!
As Hal Borland said, "No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn" !!
Anyway...in the meantime, I want to dedicate this poem for the poor, bleeding bat:
This is from Alice in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll:
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea tray in the sky.
😃 😃 😃
Also, CVs, are you planning the storms in SwaSan's life in alphabetical order?
A for: Apple (Lakshya Ji ka apple episode)
B for: Bat (Urvashi Ji Ki Bat)
C for: Cavity. 🤢
D for: Daayan
Please CVs, Please. SwaSan ko toda sukoon de do yaar. Uske baad kar lena dictation test. Please??