Oh Drat!! We're getting a Bat!!

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Oh dear...So I hear we are going to get a poor bleeding bat, which will interrupt the SwaSan sagai. Apparently causing Urvashi mausi to wail like a ghoul about her sister's atma ki shanti...🤢 🤢

Poor bats...those poor, much misunderstood creatures. CVs, aap bats ke saath aisa kaise kar sakhte hain? Don't you know that the dreaded Vampire bats are found only in South America, not in Kolkata?

Our poor, innocuous desi bats...either eat insects (which prevents those horrible machars from biting us), or eat fruits (which helps in spreading the seeds), or nectar (which helps pollination)...

Kam se kam aise useful creatures ko malign mat karo, yaar...

Anyway...can we please have a blissful SwaSan sagai, and then all the rituals like haldi, mehndi and the Shadi itself without all this (melo)drama. Please...Please...😕

After they are man and wife, unleash whatever storms you want to...they will face them together, shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand. But Good Lord, there needs to be some sunshine between the rainy days they've had to face!

As Hal Borland said, "
No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn" !!

Anyway...in the meantime, I want to dedicate this poem for the poor, bleeding bat:

This is from Alice in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll:

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea tray in the sky.

😃 😃 😃

Also, CVs, are you planning the storms in SwaSan's life in alphabetical order?

A for: Apple (Lakshya Ji ka apple episode)

B for: Bat (Urvashi Ji Ki Bat)

C for: Cavity. 🤢

D for: Daayan

E for: ?

Please CVs, Please. SwaSan ko toda sukoon de do yaar. Uske baad kar lena dictation test. Please??



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Monica_Suhasini thumbnail
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Posted: 10 years ago
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viji this is😆🤣
superb ya

poor bat😉
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Posted: 10 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣 Oh the poor bat...wat it thought its life woud amount to and the wonders it wud c...instead it ended up used and abused with no benefit to mankind...thou did allow swasan to change outfits 😆😆 ...u have to give them that its a novel excuse for change of outfits...
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Monica_Suhasini

viji this is😆🤣

superb ya

poor bat😉



Suha my dear...pehle we got Lakshya Ji ke apples...

Now Urvashi Ji ki Bats...

SwaSan ko kab sukoon milega, yeh tho batao yaar...

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Lol viji...perfect poem.RIP bat.not even bat..swara's ring is also missing.sanskar ne idea lagaya and tied a mauli ka dhaga in her finger..sagai is done.i hope he will gift her a dimond one in private...we swasanians will be okay with that..also
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea tray in the sky.
AND NOW YOU HAVE COME TO SWASAN SAGAI!!
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Seriously.. u r so correct..
And it was so funny..
Just wish their other functions take place properly..
Amazing post..
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: RUQAIYA10

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea tray in the sky.
AND NOW YOU HAVE COME TO SWASAN SAGAI!!


😆 😆 Never to fly again
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Posted: 10 years ago
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🤣Awesome post ! Let all the bats cockroaches and snakes attack now only then only marriage will happen otherwise if everything goes smoothly now the CV's will bring some horrifying twist when the marriage ceremony is going on !
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: sarra0

🤣🤣🤣 Oh the poor bat...wat it thought its life woud amount to and the wonders it wud c...instead it ended up used and abused with no benefit to mankind...thou did allow swasan to change outfits 😆😆 ...u have to give them that its a novel excuse for change of outfits...



Seriously...the poor bat! Would have wanted to fly with Batman & Robin...instead got caught by Urvashi mausi and Dadi Ji (Penguin and Joker!!) 😆 🤣

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