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Sanskar : "Happy Friendship Day Swara" ( 🤣 )
Swara :" Dekho Sanskar mein tarha tarha ki face banake samjha rahi hu ki hum dost nahi rahe ab ? tum aise mujhe friend bulaate toh ma baba aur ragini ki kasam mujhe dukh hoti hai😭 ( 🤣)
Sanskar : (in mind) "firse ragini mom dad dadi jaap suru..." "achcha wo dekho..magic"
Swara :" kya? bade papa k sir par baal aa gaya? 😃" 🤣
Sanskar :" Nahi re, Moti aunty mujhe ghoor rahi hai aur Lakshya moti aunty ko ghoor raha hai,Moti aunty mere kc theory se impress ho gayi...☺️ "
swara : " ye moti aunty tumhe rasgulla samjhi hai kya ? 😡 eklauta pati hai mera , ye khaa na jaye..."
Sanskar :"what pati ..pati..so old fashion , dost bolo mujhe, hum dost hai bas...😃"
swara:"Dost honge mere dushman...waise Lakshya Moti aunty ko kyun ghoor raha hai 😲"
Sanskar : "woh humare duuur ke bhaabi lagti hai ristey me..aur bhabi ko ghurna Lakshya ka farz hai 😎 " 🤣
Swara :"Raat ko bhi sunglass pehnaao apne bhaai ko , khaan daan ka naam maheswari &sons se badalke Ghuroying man and makers rakh denge log warna..."
Sanskar :"(very emotionally) Wo sab toh theek hai shona lekin in sabme tum ye na bhool jana ki hum dost hai..."🤣
Swara :"Sanskar , friend jaap bandh karo , ihaan sablog sunke paagal ho jayenge...😡 "
Sanskar :"ihaan sab log paagal hi hai Swara ..hum dono ko chod ke... hum dono dost hai 😃 🤣
Sanskar :"tum ladkiyan bhi naa..friendship day celebration ke liye 10-10 ghante bahithke make up karti ho...udhaar dekho , saare ladies aaj ihaan muh pe jitni maida laga ke aayi hai , usse toh pure ek week ki puri kachauri ya paranthe baan sakte hai.." 🤣
Swara:"wo Maida nahi , Make up hai Sanskar , tumhe har jagha paranthe aur aloo sabji najar aa raha hai aaj toh..😡 aur saath me dost jaap , paranthe nahi mili toh dimaag khana chalu ???😭 "
Sanskar :(in mind) Sanskar se khelna mushkil hi nahi ..na mumkin hai...kaise bhao khaa rahi thi..ab main dost theory bataa bataa ke tera dimaag khaunga 😈"
Ragini :"Lakshya jee, suna hai , Sanskar bhaiyaa phoonk maarke stove jaala sakte hai , toh aap usse manaa lo na, humare ghar aake bhi phoonk maar jaye.. aap toh office jaate nahi hai toh papa ne gas cylinder ke liye paisa dena bandh kar diye hai..roti kaise khayenge aap ? "
Lakshya :"bhaai maan ja bhai"
Ragini "Swara agar tumne Sanskar ko nahi manaya toh main ye samajh lungi ki tum nahi chahti ho ki Lakshya ko do waqt ki chapati mile... 😈
Swara:"Ragini ke liye maan jo Sanskar..ek phoonk ki hi toh baat hai na jaanu"
Sanskar :"hai ram !!! cheee what jaanu jaanu , hum dost hai...😡 aisi shabd ka prayog nahi karte cheee" 🤣
Sanskar :"Lakshya tujhe stove ki zaroorat nahi hai , tu har jagha jaake apna haansi suna dena..log jhatse tera kaam kar dega..daarke maare 😉" 🤣
Lakshya :"sachchi bhaai? par mujhe mere haansi pe itni bharosa nahi hai... main shouting pe bharosa rakhta hoon"
Sanskar :"bilkool nahi , 1000db me chillayega toh fir se jail jayega.. waise logon ko mauka mili nahi ke mujhe hanky man naam de di..tujhe 'mike-man' bulayega toh achcha lagega mere laal? okay dost hum ab vrat kholte hai chalo..."🤣
Swara : (in mind) "firse dost jaap chalu...kya kare kaise manaye? gaana gayun kya?" (singing) "bahon me chale aao..o humse sanam kya parda?"
Sanskar :"bahon me ? aata hoon...😳😃" (chakkar came and he fell in Swara's arm)
Swara :"gaana working 😃...aankhon ki..gustakhiyan maaf ho.." (iss gaane se sayed patidev pat jaaye..)
Lakshya :"aankhon ki gustakhiyan ye sab mujhe bola jaa raha hai , haan mujhe sab pata hai...😭"
Swara :"Sanskar ..ye humare baajuwala Mike bandh karo please.."
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Swara :"aur tum..ye peeo mera hero (in mind) "isme maine Ragini special "mujhe haq de" capsule milaayi hai..so that tumse ye dosti waala bhoot utaar jaye.."
Sanskar :"mujhe haq chahiye ☺️..."
Swara :"kaisa haq Sanskar?"(excited)
Sanskar :" Swara 2.0 banne ka haq.. mere mom dad aur Lucky ke liye ..mujhe swara 2.0 banna hai.."🤣
Ragini " Lakshya dekhiye Sanskaar Swara 2.0 ban rahe hai..aap bhi banenge na Ragini 2.0, wada kijiye ke banenge ? ye aapka haq hai "🤣
Lakshya :"bhaai ruk jaa, maine aaj bhi kuch invention ki hai aur pata hai kya? wo main sabse pahle tujhe hi sunaunga..tantanaa 😎"
Sanskar :"Nahi mujhe murga nahi banna ...DP err badepapa ke pass jaa, plz mujhe chod de beta 😭 tere bakbak khatm hote hote Gobi ke paranthe khatm ho jayega..."
Lakshya :"no way bhai...aagar tu nahi sunega toh main abhi...abhi haansna suru karunga..karu kya? owww..."
Sanskar :"nahi nahi..stop stop..haansna mat..😡 bako...suru karo ..main jhel lunga..."
Lakshya :" Pata hai , dada jee ke daant nakli hai. usne daadi jo ko impress karne ke liye teri tarha phoonk maarke chula jalane ki koshish ki.aur daant seedha udhke daadi ki lap me gidi..maine kitchen ki window se chipke dekha..long time practice bhai."
Sanskar :(shocked) "kya ? Kya ? Kya? dadaji ka daant nakli hai? nakli hai? nakli hai?"
Lakshya :"aarey tin tin baar ek sawaal kyun puch raha hai?"
Sanskar :"tujhe ekbaar me koi baat samajh me aati hai ? 😡 Aur ye serial wala special effect diya mene tere special achievement ke liye..ab khush? okay nice invention ..ab main jaun gobi ke paranthe khaane?"
Lakshya : tu seedha seedha bolta kyun nahi ke tu mere aaviskar se jaal raha hai.."
Sanskar :" ye le!!! utha le re baba utha le..mere ko nahi re koi isse utha le.. "
Sanskar " Brain kisko udhaar me di hai mere bhaai 😭"
Lakshya :" Firse galati bhaai, mere pass brain tha hi nahi, tujhe pata nahi hai ?owww"
Sanskar :" Haansna mat haansna mat..🤔 bohat noise pollution hoti hai...kaal bhi Bade papa ko heart attack ate ate reh gaya"
Lakshya :" Mujhe brain dila do bhaai .."
Sanskar :" Ragini se udhaar le lete..uske pass zyada hai"
Lakshya "woh tu chchta hai main virus wala dimaag istemaal karu? 😡 ab main pakka haansunga..."
Sanskar "Nahiii....😲"
sanskar :"phoo phoo, shant ho jaa bhai , jalaan ke maare kaano se dhuaan nikal raha hai Lucky"
Lakshya :"tere phoonk se stove jalta hai tu mujhe pura jalane ki chakkar main hai..haan ? haan ? hain na ? Owww Goddd hahahahahah"
Sanskar :"haasa tune? firse haasa ? ab main tujhe nahi chodunga.."
Sanskar :"Lucky ye invention ke chakkar chod aur jaake Ragini ko haq do...aur mein gobi ke paranthe khane jaa raha hu..ab tak toh sayed puri khatam ho gaya hoga...jaao aasirwaad raha mera ..'sada suhagan raho Ragini 2.0 banke raho'" 🤣
#It is just for a fun purpose , not intended to hurt anybody's feelings or to bash any particular character ,specially not any actors, with due respect to all actors, this is only my personal imagination on the current track , I am sorry in advance if it hurts anybody indirectly 😊
