So in yesterday's episode, our dear
param pujya Lux ji, didn't believe Swara probably because she spoiled up his
bang bang session. Poor guy finally was finally going to get some but
bade bhaiya ne bhaanji maardi, daaru peeke 😭 Chalo ye bhi theek hai. Ab Lux ji ki patni ji hai hi itni
bholi bhaali ki unko toh
phisalna hi tha (Please note the irony of
lux ji phisling)
But the biggest dhajiya, he he udao-ed of logic, was when he started interrogating the men Sanky brought along. Toh matlab Nagini ko club manager ne kabhi nahi dekha isiliye woh innocent ho gayi 😲'Those ladies did not see anyone pushing Swara into the river, matlab Ragini innocent hai 😲😲 Never mind the fact that those ladies spotted Swara there after probably an hour or so. But the biggest WHAT THE EFF moment was when Lux ji thought of the possibility that Swara might have mistakenly fallen into the river by slipping or something matlab in short, fell into the river accidently. Despite of this thought coming into Lakshya's head that Swara could be a victim of such accident, why didn't he for even once felt remorse or guilt for not having asked Swara about the bandage on her forehead & her accident? He loves her, right? Then, pray tell me why, after realising that she could have had an accident & due to that she couldn't reach the wedding venue, shouldn't he be ashamed for not thinking about Swara & the injustice he inflicted upon her? Let's swap this situation now. Suppose Lux ji had an accident on the wedding day & couldn't reach the venue on time, Swara thinks Lux has betrayed her due to manipulations of others etc & due to circumstances, she had to marry Sanskaar (yeah, even hypothetically these two are meant to be 😆) what would lux ji do in such situation then? Would Swara have behaved the same way as Lux ji after realising he had an accident & so couldn't be there on the D-Day?
Yahi hai lux ji ka true louuu? Yahi hain inka pyaar & vishwaas? Tsk tsk, lux ji ke pyaar ki raah mein ek stone aaya nahi ki tu toh ulte raaste hi bhaag liye. I have constantly heard SwaLak being referred to as pehla pyaar in the show & that exactly is what it was. LOL Lux ji doesn't even give a damn if Swara slipped into the water that day & COULD have died. All he cares about is, Swara mandap pe uss din nahi pohochi naa, baat khatm. Apun ko kuch lena dena nahi hai ab usse, wo jeeye yaa marre. Apun usse shaadi karega jo apun ko next in line milegi cause apun ko bas married hone ka hai 😳 Bhagwaan ji, thank you ki meri shaadi uss selfish ladki se nahi hui jo apne mom dad ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hai. Main khushkismat hu ki mujhe Ragini jaisi ladki mili jo bas apne haq me interested hai & I am glad she can't wait to finally bang me, phir baaki duniya jaaye bhaad mein. Oh my true love Nagini, your lux can't wait to...errr...wash you ☺️ That idiot Swara deserves my elder selfish cousin & they both can fall for each other. I feel proud of myself for maaroing kulhaadi par pair & getting two dhokebaaz's married to each other cos ya know, I am the fool of the highest order. Oh my Nagini, here I come, let's finally do the deed tonight ☺️
Just 1 more thing I gotta add from my last night's post:
Abey, gadhe, tujhe kiss bhasha mein samjhaya jaaye ab? Tu itna bada andha ho gaya hai kya? Zara bhi common sense naam ki cheez hai ki nahi tere andar? Woh ladki agar phisli hoti toh kyun baar baar bolti ki uski pyaari behna ne hi usko giraya? Agar tujhe lagta hai ki woh galti se nadi me giri, toh tujhe aur zyada guilty feel karna chahiye kyunki uss ladki ki ek baar bhi fikar nahi ki tune uske sarr par chott lagne ke bawajood. Abhi bhi tujhe lag raha hai woh jhoot bol rahi hai aur ye sab uska plan hai? Saare saboot jhoote hai aur bas ek teri sati savitri biwi sacchi hai. Chullu bhar paani me marr jaa jaake. Tere jaisa bokwaas pyaar karne wale se toh accha hai, ki pyaar naa hi miley. Swara ki zindagi bach gayi. Pehle hi mil jaata usko Sanskaar, kamsekam tere jaise gadhe ki wajah se jo taklif usko ho rahi hai, woh toh naa jhelni padti. Tu jaa kar apni biwi ke saath bang bang. Tere liye perfect match hai woh aurat. Wah Wah Ramji, jodi kya banayi! 🤢
^^ I loved this rant of mine so had to include it 😆