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Hello everyone!!!...so this is the third installment of Yuvreen news...although iss baar foum par zyada kuch nahi hua..plus i was also v. inactive for 2-3 days...but whatever news i have...ussi mein kaam chalane ki koshish karenge!!.i really don't think it will be as good as the previous ones
Swagat aapka aapke apne chahite News Channel mein jiska naam hai Yuvreen news...
Sunne mein aaya tha ki ek din akshay, purecure (a.k.a neeli a.k.a hamari forum ki "Robin" Hood Pandey),kaveri aur vidya yahan baith kar tympass kar rahe the...and kyunki aajkal sab log bohot excitement mein rehte hain aajkal...iss baar vidya ne neelima ko "didi" keh daala...
Yuvreen news ko iss baare mein khabar padi...toh voh ghatna ko cover karne ekdum pohoch gaye..iss par neelima ji ne Yuvreen News ko dhamki di..ki agar YN ne unke baare mein kuch hanky-panky kari..toh voh YN ko kuch aisa bolengi ki YN ki chopsey ho jayegi...
par hamare reporter akshay ne aise baat ko sambhala ki neeli ji khud voh baat bolne se darr gayi ye sochke ki unki hi na chopsey ho jaye!!..Hum abhi tak ye pata lagane ki koshish kar rahe hain ki neeli ke dimag mein aisi kaunsi batti jali thi jo ekdum hi fuse ho gayi...
SG mein misunderstandings ke baad..lagta hain uske forum mein bhi misunderstanding ka daur shuru ho gaya hain...akshay ke ek reading typo ke vajah se...SG Gup-Shup Corner ke 2-3 page bhare gaye jahan akshay ne Mani ka ek post galat padha...aur ye misunderstanding 4 logon (Mani,akshay,Moni di aur kimi di) tak chali gayi...ab isko bolte hain chained misunderstanding...itna toh SG ke CV's ke baap ke bhi bas ki nahi hain!!
Ab chalte hai Monika di ke paas...iss baar inko ek aur increment mila hain...jisse ye senior member of the forum ban gayi..aur 3-4 din mein inke posts 200 se 400+ ho gaye hain.maze ki baat toh ye hain..ki inki chopsey hui voh bhi 199th post par jaa kar...jab IF walon ne inko spamming warning de di..but iss baar ye bhi nikammi bani rahi aur post karti chali gayi...
Unse khaas baat mein unhone ye kahan
"Main bohot khush...ye feeling hi alag hai..i feel at the top of the world...jab yuvi ki pic aati hain..toh main paagal ho jaati thi...par ab uss par comment bhi kar pati hoon"
YN Monika di ko badhaiyaan dena chahti hain...nahi toh voh bechaari..Yuvi ki pics ko sirf like karke kaam chala rahi thi..aur mann hi mann khush hoti rehti thi...
Toh Monika di ke saath saath Mani ka bhi increment ho gaya...kya voh IF-Dazzler ban gaye...ji nahi...voh "Sorry Kumar" se "Chopsey Kumar" ban chuke hain....iss par mani ka ye kehna tha
"accha hain..ab mere bohot saare naam ho gaye..now everyone will get confused..ki mujhe kya bulaye..aur end mein mujhe mani hi bulana shuru kar denge..."
Yuvreen News Mani ko ye kehna chahega..ki Kuch bhi ho jaye...chahe tum kahin bhi pohoch jao life mein..tum hamesha...hamare liye Chopsey Kumar hi rahoge! tumhari izzat hamari nazaron mein wahin Chopsey Kumar ki hi rahegi...
Waise Yuvreen News ki kadi koshish ke bawajood Mani ab bhi sorry bolne mein lage hue hain...unke recent FF ke post mein...voh "sorry" bolte hue dikhayi diye...jiske liye unhone aaj vidya aur akshay se kiya hua promise todd diya...
Kaveri ne IF-Rockerz aur SG ki rank below 20 hone ki khushi ek post se zaahir kari (double celebration time)...neelima ke treat maangne par kaveri akshay se hi treat ke paise maangna shuru ho gayi...aur saath mein ek gift ki bhi farmaish kari...
humne iss baare mein akshay se baat kari toh unhone humko ye bataya
"Dekhiye..maine kaveri ko ek red sandle gift kari hain...isse zyada apni aukaat nahi hain...kyunki mujhe vidya ko date par bhi le jaana hain lamborghini mein..."
Iss baat par kaveri akshay ko "bhikari aur bina dil wala kehne lagi"...par Yuvreen news ko ye baat samajh nahi aayi..ki yahan apne increment hone par treat koi aur dene ki khwaish kaveri kyun rakh rahi hain ???...YN ye IF ke logon se request karta hain ki kaveri ke dimag ko museums mein rakha jaaye..jisse iss anokhe cheez ko sabko dekhne ka mauka mile!!!
Aaj ke taaze khulase se pata chala hai ki aaj rose di, neelima, monika di ne poori afternoon akshay ki milke ghanto tak chopsey kari....iss par neelima a.k.a Robin Hood Pandey ka ye kehna tha...
"ye itna cute aur sweet hai...ki iss par dil aa jata hain...chopsey karne ka..."
iss par akshay se humko ye jawaab mila "Koi baat nahi...mard ko dard nahi hota...main har chopsey ka saamna karunga for my girlfriend vidya..."
Humne vidya se pucha ki kya voh apne boyfie akshay ko defend karengi...toh humko ye jawab mila..
"Support ???..Neah!!!...m with all the gals to chopsey akku!! "
Akshay--*Facepalm*
Ye sunte hi akshay ka dil tuut gaya...aur voh sabki chopsey sehna shuru ho gaye....hum Yuvreen news wale akshay jaise premi ko salaam karte hain..jo apni girlfriend ke liye chopsey sehta raha!...
Sabko laga jaise vidya aur akshay ke beech break up ho gaya...aur rose di ne sabko akshay aur vidya ke beech ladai karwaane se rok diya....par end mein unhi sab ki chopsey ho gayi jab kharab aayi akshay aur vidya...logon ke saamne nautanki maar rahe the...wahin..piche dusre post mein chup chup kar romance kar rahe the.. ..akshay unn romantic moments ke liye vidya ke bohot abhari hain...akshay vidya se ye promise karta hain...ki aaj ke baad..voh kissi aur ke liye vidya ko kabhi dump karne ka sochega bhi nahi.. aur unko ek date par lekar jayega
YN ne notice kiya ke rose di ne facebook aur forum par aayi nayi pics par apna gussa zahir kiya...unki taraf se humko ye comments mile
"hoga gaya naya kand...😡😡"
ab YN ko darr hain..ki kahin rose di psycho_angel ke saath kare hue kaand ko SG ke CV's ke saath repeat na karde...agar aisa hua..toh rose di ke rose jaisi pyaari shakal se aisi aisi asli wali gaaliyaan niklengi jisko YN wale record karenge...aur iss picture ka telecast aapko free mein dikhayenge jiska naam hoga
"Phool bane angaare!!!!"
YN ko ye khabar mili hain..ki kuch log jaise kimi di aur manish ne aajkal apna kaam choddkar YN ki news churaane ka naya dhanda start kiya hain...Kimi di ne toh poora news channel hadapne ki soch zaahir kari..par YN aapko aise logon se savdhaan karta hain..ki aise logon ki di gayi news par vishwaas na kare...YN apni news ke liye ab bouncers ka sahara legi..aur kadi savdhani rakhegi...
End mein Yuvreen news thanks kehna chahega vidya,kimi di aur monika di ko jo akshay ke exams ke waqt unko gud wishes and tips deti rahi...A special thanx for monika di jab voh akshay ko IF par online dekhti thi...and ekdum se unka PM aata tha
"Oye Mue!!!..padhle..nahi toh kal fail ho jayega!!!"
Kumkum Bhagya
Tum Se Tum Tak
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