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Akshay

@akshayR

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Posted: 12 years ago

ok Sg'ians..m back with the Yuvreen news...aur bhi zyada spicy aur hopefully chopsey karne wali bhi...i hope u enjoy..(Please dnt take this offensively...just to do masti and lighten mood of everyone!)

Namaskar!!!

Humko sources se pata chala hain ki SG forum ke log itne nikamme ho gaye hain ki ab IF ke log unko har week ek TellyBuzz article de rahe hain jisse voh apni rank ki chopsey hone se bache rahe...iss par Manish ka ye kehna tha

"Yayy!!!..iss baar bhi article aa gaya..ab hamari rank kam nahi hogi"

Manish ji ki khushi khatam hi nahi ho rahi thi..jab unko pata chala..ki pichli baar hum 2 TellyBuzz article se bach gaye..ye sunte hi Manish ka chehra dekhne layak tha...

Taza sources se pata chala hain ki SG forum mein ek gang bana hai jiska naam hain "Superb Seven"

jo akshay ne bina kissi ko bataye gang ka Naam karan kar diya...Aur jaise hi ye naam saamne aaya..ussi gang ke members akshay se puchte hain "Ye superb Seven Kaun hain !! ???"

...Humko ye bhi khabar mili hai ki iss gang ke kuch members ko ab tak ye nahi pata chala ki aisa koi gang exist bhi karta hain!

Ek Taaze Khulase mein pata chala hai ki 23rose1234 hamare forum ke frequently commenting members mein se sabse badi hain..ye sunte hi akshay aur kimi di ki chopsey ho gayi.

.par isse akshay ko koi fark nahi pada aur voh agle din tak khushi khushi apni chopsey ke baare mein sabko batata raha jabki kimi di embarrass feel karti rahi...

Unki khaas interview mein unhone ye bola

"Ye akshay ko poore forum mein ye batana zaruri hai ki hamari lassi bani ??? "

Iske baad akshay a.k.a akku ka ye jawab tha

"Maine aur didi ne toh rose di ko gulabo aur darling bhi bola tha!!! "

Kimi di-- *Facepalm*

Hum Yuvreen news wale kimi di ko ye advice dete hai ki agli baar kissi ko non-violence par speech dene se pehle unki age ke baare mein pata laga le!

aur akshay ko sirf ye kehna chahte hain "Tera kuch nahi ho sakta!!!"

Pichle hi hafte Groupbie bani Monika di ab bhi pareshaan hai..kyunki IF wale unko ab bhi NewBie ki tarah treat kar rahe hain..iss par Monika di ka ye kehna tha

"Pata nahi ye IF wale mujhe kab post karne denge!!..

.I QUIT!!! main sone jaa rahi hoon"

iss vajah se Monika di ab tak PM's aur likes se kaam chala rahi hain...

Iss hafte hamare manish sahab a.k.a. "Sorry Kumar" forum par doston ke liye time kam aur FF ke liye time nikaalte hue zyada dikhaye diye...aur maze ki baat toh ye hain..ki jab voh baat karne aaye..toh unko koi online nahi mila!...

sahas ki iss week activity kaafi kam hui..hum asha karte hai ki voh apni date par Manish ko zyada intezaar na karaye aur zyada nervous na ho ki ek hi din mein Raksha Bandhan aur bhai Dooj ek saath na bana le!!

Iss hafte forum par ek purane prani ki entry hui jinka naam hai Kaveri...inhone apne aane ki news ek post ke zariye zaahir kari...aur usme bhi akshay se ladna shuru ho gayi...

Hum Yuvreen News ne ye realize kiya..ki aane ke baad...kaveri ke aur bhi zyada nut-bolt gir gaye hain

..ye baat humko iss baat se confirm hui jab voh 3 din tak "Vidya kaun hai ?" bolti rhi..aur manish aur akshay unko samjhane ki koshish karte rahe...aur vidya ke forum aate hi boli... "Ohh...toh ye tumhari baat kar rahe the!!!...".

.hum Yuvreen news ko abhi tak samajh nahi aaya ki Kaveri pichle 3 din se "vidya" ka kaunsa matlab samajh rahi thi..

.par hamari investigation jaari hain!!...

Ek aur baat...zara apne comments dhyaan se refer kariye..nahi toh Kaveri unko apni taraf refer karne mein bilkul der nahi lagati...

Kal forum par chhayi gloominess mein manish aur akshay vidya ki yaad mein doobe hue the...aur jab vidya aayi..toh dono manish aur akshay ki khushi ka thikana nahi raha..

.par manish ji itna excitement mein aa gaye..ki unhone vidya ko apni didi bol daala.

..ye dekhkar akshay ne apne gharwalon mein sweets baant di.

..aur manish se ye request ki...ki aisi galti hamesha karte rahe!!!

aur kimi di apni devdas story lekar baith gayi

Aakhir mein hum shradhanjali dena chahte hai ek aise saathi ko jisne iss saare forum members ki bohot bakwaas sahi.

..isne special request par vidya aur akshay ke beech hui ek date bhi host kari...par aaj voh saathi hamare saath nahi hain...aur hum usko khone par bohot sad feel karte hain...

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