EUREKA! Decoding Yuvraj

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Posted: 10 years ago
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OMG, Yuvraj is a superhero. His normal avatar is of a guy who's a little stupid, has ocd, is spoilt and priviledged, is unable to see things staring him in the face, suffers from a lack of libido, childishness, a craven fear of grandmothers, a tendency to abuse or act nasty towards those he thinks are below him, an inflated opinion of himself, and is someone prone to temper tantrums.

BUT, but, when faced with the fear of losing Suhani or a good stiff peg of vodka, he transforms into SuperRaj. SuperRaj is smarter (but still misfires by blabbing his plans to his enemies), the ocd dials down to a point where he can eat with his fingers and live in Su's Daraganj house, do without mod cons like air conditioners, say no to grandma, maintain composure in the face of insults and even be sweet in spite of being taunted and misunderstood. He suddenly acts like Majnu in Yuvi's clothing, and discovers desire (I'm not saying this happened only post Rohan, SuperRaj popped up and showed passion from time to time, but doofus drove him away) and is all over Su in the guise of dancing with her. SuperRaj heals miraculously, as we have seen. And does extraordinary feats, such as limping to the mandap and using his broken hand in ways no ordinary mortal could. And Superman articulates his feelings of luuurrrvvve in public. Of course Yuvraj is no bunny about articulating feelings in public either, but those are of the 'Shut up, Suhani, just shut up' variety, up to and including contest speech.

Sadly, having Su is SuperRaj's kryptonite. He reverts to Yuvraj and is only mildly influenced by Super's love. I pray to God that Super takes over when Yuvraj proposes the outing, or it'll be some boring thing which'll be weakly enlivened by cute banter.

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Posted: 10 years ago
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What happened to you? 😆

This is one awesome venting post I've ever read.👏😆

But yeah,

SuperRaj >>>>>>>>>> Yuvraj.

If Su is SuperRaj's kryptonite then Alcohol is his Sun.

Alcohol does to Yu baba what spinach does to Popeye.
Su should take a hint.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: drummedup


What happened to you? 😆

This is one awesome venting post I've ever read.👏😆

But yeah,

SuperRaj >>>>>>>>>> Yuvraj.

If Su is SuperRaj's kryptonite then Alcohol is his Sun.

Alcohol does to Yu baba what spinach does to Popeye.
Su should take a hint.

😆😆
Nice post Anita! SuperRaj is waaay better than any version of our Sadu😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: drummedup


What happened to you? 😆

This is one awesome venting post I've ever read.👏😆

But yeah,

SuperRaj >>>>>>>>>> Yuvraj.

If Su is SuperRaj's kryptonite then Alcohol is his Sun.

Alcohol does to Yu baba what spinach does to Popeye.
Su should take a hint.

🤣🤣daily on some basis he have to be given mild doses den..alcohol n yuvraj birla r best combos..else he forgets who s his wife..suprraj was awsm
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: drummedup



What happened to you?😆

This is one awesome venting post I've ever read.👏😆

But yeah,

SuperRaj >>>>>>>>>> Yuvraj.

If Su is SuperRaj's kryptonite then Alcohol is his Sun.

Alcohol does to Yu baba what spinach does to Popeye.
Su should take a hint.



That useless is what happened to me. Made me wonder what the heck is wrong with this guy, and the answer is just staring us in the face.

@ bold, kya baat kahi. Wah!
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Fawad, Abhi, sri, I'm also thinking someone should slip him a small peg daily, but this guy is so perverse, he'll fall asleep. We know how cvs have vowed to mislead and disappoint, so instead of SuperRaj, we'll get boring, annoying useless snoring.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: anita_m

Fawad, Abhi, sri, I'm also thinking someone should slip him a small peg daily, but this guy is so perverse, he'll fall asleep. We know how cvs have vowed to mislead and disappoint, so instead of SuperRaj, we'll get boring, annoying useless snoring.

LOL I forgot! 🤣 He will just snore and sleep off even after drinking! SuperRaj becomes SleepingRaj🥱😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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I love me sleep time too but this guy is whole different level bordering on disorder.

Could this be it? And I thought it was a joke when we nicknamed him "sleeping beauty"...

What is Kleine-Levin Syndrome?
Kleine-Levin Syndrome (KLS), also known as "Sleeping Beauty" syndrome, is a rare neurological disorder characterised by recurrent bouts of hypersomnolence (excessive sleeping) along with cognitive and behavioural problems during wakefulness. The exact prevalence of KLS is unknown but is estimated to be around 1 in a million. Among those afflicted, 70% are male.

Patients sleep between 12 and 24 hours a day waking only to eat and use the toilet. During wakefulness patients experience symptoms including disorientation, confusion, hallucinations, irritability, lethargy and apathy.


Ringing horribly close home to baba😆

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Posted: 10 years ago
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OMG, du, you need to become the forum doc.

Too possible. Bechara. Poor, unfortunate creature.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: anita_m

OMG, du, you need to become the forum doc.

Too possible. Bechara. Poor, unfortunate creature.

I second Anita😆 This is entirely possible, that poor lad. *sigh*

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