Dadi DISS !! (Made for fun)

Hey I'm back ! 😆
As you may know - I'm a huge fan of IISuperwomanII , and I've taken inspiration from one of her videos here's the link : http://youtu.be/UbyubMGgeUc

This is if Suhani was a rapper , and if she wanted to rant at Dadi -

Talk back to you - I take it easy
Talk back to you ?- I take it easy
Talk back to you ? - I take it easy

Dadi thinks I'm the worst so I'm gonna diss her on this verse !

Dadi hates me cause I'm dark
You want me to get eaten by a shark
I think you'd really enjoy
If I didn't exist
I want to slap you so hard that
You couldn't see colours to be racist!

Would you like that ?
Isn't it insulting ?
I guess it could be tit for tat !
You hate yuvani but love Soumraj ?
You taking enough space in my brain
Like you own me some rent !

You don't need me ?
You say that easily -
Say that next time you're getting hungry
Or to do laundry
Or when Ramesh is on leave
Ask Siri - I bet it will tell you to go ask Suhani !

And yes I know I'm not fair as Nagini
Or as minion like as Menka Queen
But I'm smart , practical and smiley !
I'm better than this family !!

Man I'm only 23 but I got mad white hair
Cause hearing you nag is such a bad nightmare !!

And when we were nearly in poverty
You wanted to blame me
Here's a quick question
Aren't you the head of the company ?

And I know you hate me
But next time fat aunty has a party
You're gonna take me !!

THATS IT !! I'm the old feisty Suhani !
So you better watch out Botox Dadi !

*flicks hair and walks out of the room like a bawse*

Please no chappals :0 (or tomatoes)

Hahahahahah that's the most brilliant thing I have read today. Brilliant lol I wish we got this suhani instead of the 1 on tv who is going to lick dadi's hands for her

@iLoveNutella

WOW... SO COOL...

kritz, it was awesome...

Thanks guys for your awesome and encouraging replies *insert sigh of relief * 😆