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So, a lot of us wondered about what he does for a living and arrived at the conclusion that he does nothing. 😉😉 However, we obviously haven't been paying attention to our Yuvraj who is a multi-tasker just like his Princess Maid wife- Suhani who is a maid+janitor+cook+whatever service you can think of wrapped into one.
Yuvraj is just as good as her.
Here's a list of the jobs Yuvraj works:
- Baby Snake's psychiatrist/counsellor/life coach- 🤡 Don't you see how skilled he is at his job? We don't give him enough credit, really. 😲😭
- Soumya's chauffeur- He drives her around wherever she wants to go. There is a new movie in town- "Baby Snake's Day Out", if any of you would care to watch. 😆
- Soumya's caretaker/babysitter- He takes care of her like a dad would take care of a baby snake and feeds her so that her venom remains strong and potent. 👏👏
- Professional Gamer- We always see him on his PSP and he already must have won many FIFA world cups, ICC Cricket World Cups via this profession. 😆😆
- Suhani's warden- He is always there to set this errant girl right whenever she makes mistakes. Well, one would wish he would give her some...uhmm...alternative punishment, what say? 😉😉😆😆 A la 50 Shades of Grey?
- Suhani's roommate- He is such a kind soul that he lets her stay FOR FREE 😲 in his room without contributing to the expenses. What a kindly gesture, really. He even lets her sleep on the same bed, wow. 😉
- Professional Marathon Runner (future)- Thanks Mehwish aka yanks 28. He is great at running and as you see, he jogs for 100 kms everyday without fail. It is to help him run away to the Himalayas and become an ascetic for his 'mental peace'
- Snake Hugger- Thanks dunceHat. This is actually a superpower he has. He has the ability to remain alive while he hugs snakes that slobber all over him with their venom. 😲😲
- Healer/Official Ointment Applier- Again, thanks dunceHat. He also has the superpower to heal injured snakes and princess maids by applying his sanjeevani booti ointments. 👏👏
- Professional Dog Walker & Whisperer- Courtesy sandiab. Haven't you seen his truly AWESOME chemistry with Snoopy? 😆⭐️⭐️ He is a trained vet too, most probably.
- Seeker of Mental Peace/Baba Yuvraj- His ardent wish in life is to take sanyaas in the Himalayas and attain 'mental peace'. 😆😆 Thanks anita_m and Freebird_23.
- Master Organiser- Need your cupboard organised by colour/date/occasion? No worries. Call Yuvraj at the toll free number 1-800-NEAT-FREAK.
That's all I can come up with, guys. If you can add to this list, please do. 🤣🤣
UPDATED!
Disclaimer: Only for fun, no guns, okay? 😳
