Hello peeps.
I know i'm all retired and I would like to remain as such for a couple of months. However this one thing did in fact grab my attention. Ya see, I requested the IF Admins to make the Dev team a less fanbot friendly and a bit more human right friendly. It seems that there has been a change in the higher ups, at least for this section. A new viewbie, identified as -najmeen- has been promoted to a viewbie status! I would really like to welcome the "New Girl" in the Dev Team and seriously hope that she turns out to be a better piece, unlike many out there. So let us put our virtual hands together and welcome this fella to the Dev team. Yes, even our secret reporters can give their report button licking a rest and put their virtual hands together.
Having said that, Omni would like to give a piece of advice to the fresh blood taking up this position.
A piece of advise for the new viewbie in the lot.
...and omni doesn't like those who take their Dev-il team tag way too seriously for a virtual crappy webpage. It doesn't earn a living nor does it help find a job.. (Omni 3:16)
... those who've read their pms should have the decency to reply... .verily omni loathes those self rigtheous folks who moral police him and his gang... trollers are deemed to have no virtual probity. (Omni 3:18)
... fanbots are IF's very own lunatics.. .medicate them and not meditate for them... And our 'Freedom of Speech" is the only vaccination available...(Omni 3:19)
...Freedom of Speech remains intact under all circumstances. Its the utmost priority. Accept it rather than detest it... (Omni 3:20)
...There's no f**king thing as virtual stalking. You write to be read out... There's no such thing as being lifeless. We all breathe and are pretty much alive. There's no such thing as "Didi" and "Bhiayaa" in a virtual world. Nobody knows the gender/age of the real creep behind the the screen.(Omni 3:21)
..Trashing the topic is not the solution... And omni considers it to be the worst provocation. (Omni 3:22)
...And those who worship the Lord of Quitters will get their soap-py butts burned by hot tea on the judgement day... Their lord will lead the nation of chimps to the Destruction Squad and beg for mercy... Verily such petitions will be dismissed as were the claims to retain the chimp on Iss Shit Ko Kya Naam Doon... (Omni 3:23)
... Omni 3:17 is under construction. (Omni 3:24)
Agree with my post? Just hit the like button to acknowledge it. Posting a comment is useless in most cases. We all know how most of my posts Rest In Trash-Bins.🥱 Why waste your effort?
Edited by Omnipotence - 12 years ago
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