funny shayri & jokes part 5

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@BeEverVectorMan

Sparkler

Posted: 9 years ago

#451

Rishtey mein toh hum uske pati tey...

woh alag baat hai ki woh jugde thi aur hum waqil tey...

patni apne pati ko patiparmeshwar khete hai...

aur hum saare samaj aur biradari mein legal hi par my lord kehte hai 😆😆

Edited by BeEverVectorMan - 9 years ago

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Minesh parikh

@anshuminesh19

Beginner

Posted: 9 years ago

#452

Bindas Muskurao Kya Gam Hai,

Zindgi Me Tension Kisko Kam Hai,

Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko,

Dil Se Tang' Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hai.

Edited by anshuminesh19 - 9 years ago

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Nehageet.

@Nehageet.

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 9 years ago

#453

Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain
Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain
Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai
Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai
Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?...

"Jago Student Jago"

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Nehageet.

@Nehageet.

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 9 years ago

#454

Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo...

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Nehageet.

@Nehageet.

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 9 years ago

#455

Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi,
Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Unhone Bahut Mara Aur Nikal Diya

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First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai!
Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le...

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Nehageet.

@Nehageet.

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 9 years ago

#456

Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,
Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,
Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, "Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do"...

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Nehageet.

@Nehageet.

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 9 years ago

#457

Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya,
...Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya
Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain
Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain

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Nehageet.

@Nehageet.

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 9 years ago

#458

Chaand Ne Chaadni Ko Maari Line
Waah Waah
Toh Bhaiya Suno Dhyaan Se
Chaand Ne Chaadni Ko Maari Line
Chaadni Boli I Am Fine, I Am Fine... :-D :-D
Waah Waah Waah Waah

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Nehageet.

@Nehageet.

Stunner

+ 4

Posted: 9 years ago

#459

Just Imagine
Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein Safar Kar Rahe Ho
Aapko Bahut Jor Ki Paad Aa Raha Hai
Itifakan, Gana Bhi Bahut Jor Se Baj Raha Hai
Aur Mauke Ka Faida Uthate Hue
Aapne Bhi Bade Smartly Gaane Ki Dhun Mein Dhun Milate Hue Paad Mara
Aur Kisi Ko Pata Bhi Nahi Chala
Jab Utrane Lage Aapne Dekha Sab Ghur Rahe Hain
Aur Achanak Aapko Yaad Aaya
Gana To Aapke Headphone Per Chal Raha Tha...