funny shayri & jokes part 3

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 10 years ago

#601

2 live a life v need brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n mental qualification...hats off to u,for managing without them!!

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 10 years ago

#602

Dil cheez hai kya jana, yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat lena, kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai.

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 10 years ago

#603

Raman or chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke liye kara tha ki announs huwa rajdhani exp platfrom no one per aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway patri par aa gaya chaman ne pucha bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare jaoge to raman bola tune suna nahi train platform per aa rahi hai.

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 10 years ago

#604

gul gaye gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye.

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 10 years ago

#605

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

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Posted: 10 years ago

#606

what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details...

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 10 years ago

#607

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 10 years ago

#608

chand par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi, tum lakh chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi.