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Rafid

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Posted: 12 years ago

#811

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said 'CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA' And died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR UTHA.

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Rafid

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Posted: 12 years ago

#812

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,
Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A.
This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,
Wen Did u Finish urs Masters Degree?
Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Den I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again

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Rafid

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Posted: 12 years ago

#813

Boss: Where were you born?

Sardarji: India ..

Boss: which part?

Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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Rafid

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Posted: 12 years ago

#814

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little Santa spoke up: "We are all human beans."

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 12 years ago

#815

Dil Ki Kitab Me Gulab Unka Tha,
Raat Ki Nindo Me Khwab Unka Tha,
Kitna Pyar Krte Ho Hamne Pucha ?
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Mar Jayenge Tumhari Khatir Ye Jawab Unka Tha...!!!!

Edited by nehageet - 12 years ago

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 12 years ago

#816

To Love Someone Is NOTHING,
To Be Loved By Someone Is SOMETHING,
But To Be Loved By The One You Love Is EVERYTHING.

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Nehageet.

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Posted: 12 years ago

#817

When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs

When a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharki

When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt

Still people say
This is men's world