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Disclaimer- its a funpost. Please whoever have weak heart, read it at your own risk & bashing not allowed.
Harman calls up soumya to get ready & come at so & so restuarant as he planned their lunch date.
Soumya enters
Harman is shcoked to see her in kinnar get up
Harman- yeh kya mazak hai gulaboo, tumhe pata hai aise roop me tume dekhna mujhe pasand nahi.
Soumya- matlab mummy ji sahi thi, ap mere astitava nahi balki meri sundarta se pyaar karte hai. Apne yeh sabut kardiya aj harman ji, warna aise roop me bhi ap swagat karte mera, naa ki aise kya phenliya kehte.
Harman- arey nhi gulaboo. Tum galth samjh rahi ho.
Soumya- nahi ji ab mai sahi samjhi, ap ku bhi mehsus hoti hogi kaami, apka b mann karta hoga wo...(before she completes her sentence, harman gets phone call, he leaves to talk as JIO network was weak in restaurant)
VO in BG Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! (RK was hearing all this crap)
Soumya- Haan ji kya karuu ji?
RK- (take deep breath) I said cut your crappy dialogues
Soumya-per aap kaun hain ji?
RK- Main? Iss nacheez ko RK kehte hain aka Right Kameena. 😎
Soumya- Namaste ji! Apko kuch kaam hai?
Rk- bandh karo apni ghatiya lines? Kaun deta hai aise 3rd class low standard lines. Have some class sweetheart!
Soumya- ji ? Rk ji? Mai aapki sweet heart nahi hu ji
RK- Ji? Oh puhleez my name is RK, don't ruin my name with that Ji, RK have some class.
Soumya- Ap kya kehrahe hai mujhe samjh nahi aara ji
Rk- kyu? Dimag me khachra bhara hua hai? Ya phir sikky se mil li tum🤣🤣
SOumya- ap aise kyu kehrahe ho?
Rk- Tumhe kya koi b baat ek baar me samjh nahi aati? Hindi me hi bol raha hu kisi aur language me bolu kya mrs.whatever??
Soumya- starts sobbing, ap kyu aise bartav karrahe hai mere sath, mai toh apku janti bhi nahi
RK- Janti bhi nahi isilye bach gayi, Tumare Pati ki jagah mai hota toh do chaar thappad lagata & haath pau bandh karke apni Biwi ke family ke paas me import kar aata 🤣 nahi to uss sadak chhap ki Maa ke paas and doctors ko kehta skull kholke check kare top floor me grey matter ya nahi!
Soumya- Aise kyu bolrahe ho ji ap? Maine kya galth kardiya ji ? And kya top floor?
Rk- Galth? Tumara iss duniya me aana hi galat lagta hai mujhe...
Pichhle janam zarur meri sasu ma rhi hogi tum 🤣 bak bak karke pakaye jaarahi ho tab se about some astitva shit & Top floor is.. well cut it,khali hai tumara.
Soumya- aap aise kaise baat ker sakte hain main ja rahi hu ji
RK - "Tum ja sakti ho...Thank you...Get lost"
Soumya- sobs and leaves frm there
Harman to RK-arey bhai, yaha ek ladki thi na wo kaha hai bhai ?
Rk- bhai who bhai? Excuse me? I m RK and RK ka standard abhi itna bhi nhi gira ki wo kisi ka bhi bhai ban jaye.
H- Haan to theek hai bhai na sahi meri Gulabo kidhar gayi ye to bata do?
RK (evil look)- kya time aa gya hai angoor ke naseeb me langoor
H (confused) - kya?
RK - "Aap sab se guzarish hai...Guzarish ki spelling hai O.R.D.E.R. Will u plzz get lost...
Harman- looks confused
RK- you knw what RK har kisi ko muh nahi lagata nevermind.. PACK UP! And leaves.
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