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Preeto's insistence on a pota and Harak's persistence to remain like an ostrich in any given situation has led me to believe that a touching tribute is necessary for the Singh family.
As we all know Harman's not be completed wedding is underway I thought of a few songs that could be performed by the various members on the not to be held Sangeet.
Preeto
Oh mujhey pota mangade re oh saiyya deewane
Tujhey main tujhey tujhey palkon pey bitha lungi o saiyaan deewane
(saiyyan could be anyone with a ready-made pota)
Credit: Sharabi movie.
Harak Singh
Jumma Chumma dey dey, Jumma Chumma dey dey Chumma.
(Hopefully the sangeet is on a friday and anyone in a jolly mood or named Jumma could do the honors. I figured his wife is too busy planning conspiracies and abductions to do the needful)
Credit: Hum movie.
Chacha jee
Inteha ho gayi intezaar ki, Aaina kuch khabar merey bache ki.
Yeh hamein hai yaqeen elephant woh nahin, phir wajah kiya hui, intezaar ki.
(he firmly believes his wife is carrying a human child)
Credit: Sharaabi movie.
Chachi jee
Paisa paisa kerti hun. Bas paisey pey main marti huun.
(Considering Shanno is always so interested in harpofying all money available)
Credit: De Dana Dan movie.
Varun
Mera pyaar pyaar pyaar hookah baar. Meri ankhiyon ka vaar jaisey jalti cigar. Mera husn dhuendaar baaqi sab beykaar.
(Keeping in mind his overly chalky makeup and questionable motives regarding women)
Credit: Khiladi 786
Mahi
Fire brigade mangwa de tuu, Firebrigade mangwa de tuu angaaron per hain armaan.
Tera rasta dekh rahi huun sigdi pey dil saink rahi hun, aa jaa not so desi morey balma.
Credit: Khiladi 786.
Raavi
Why this why this kolaveri kolaveri di (read)
Why this why this merey saath hee.
Credit: Dhanush.
Suggestions for more peppy songs are welcome. I plan on sending the compiled list to RS, I firmly believe Harman is to be wed at least 500 more times to different women in the prospects of increasing India's diminishing population. This list will be handy for future weddings.
Shiv Shakti
