Posted:
Mustaches and beards
Phool Singh:
I have the best
It is thicker and cruder than the rest
Phool Singh's Goatee wala:
I have the goatee
I look better than Natru in dhoti
Natru:
I have a mustache peppered with white and grey
That is how I get others to be my prey
Ayyo
My mustache blends into my beard
That is why I am feared
Guttan Mama
My mustache loves to be stroked and touched
That is why I pamper it so much
Bhuvi
My mustache is itty-bitty
It tells everyone I am nice and witty
Rajat
My mustache like my mistake is nice and straight
Now if only I could live guilt free - it would be great
Dev
My must-aches are bro-ache and paa-ache
Believe me, they are BIG head-aches
