SGP Chemistry Class. Results are Out

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Dear Students,
I guess you all have got sufficient time off after the first assignment. I wanted to give you a heads up on the syllabus for the next session coming up. We will be touching upon the following topic in the coming days:

CHEMISTRY
Under this subject we will be covering the various chemical reactions possible in the Kashyap parivaar. Before SGP was born there were 118 chemical elements in this world and after SGP's birth there have been new elements discovered(all the characters of SGP are the new elements). As these elements are new, scientists have not yet been able to identify the properties of these new elements. Also there is no information on how these new elements will react when they are combined with each other.



Here is how the chemistry lab looks(Courtesy Keenu):



I expect my students to work on finding these properties of the new elements and also the chemical reactions with other new elements. Simplest example would be:

Drawing a parallel to reaction of elements hydrogen(H) and Oxygen(O):

2H2 + O2 ----> 2H2O(Water)

Suhana is a new element whose symbol lets say is Su.
Ishaan is a new element whose symbol lets say is Is
Badi Maa is a new element whose symbol lets say is Bm

Similarly just like H2O we need to understand the properties of each of these elements Su, Is and also their chemical reactions/products:

Su + Is -----> HTr(High TRP's) + LoP(Loss of Property in form of furniture)

Now in the above chemical reaction Su and Is are the elements. Htr and LoP are the compounds which are generated when Su and Is react.

Similarly we can think of Su and Bm reaction:

Su + Bm ------> IQ(Improved Quality) + Hrm(Heart Rending Moments)

Don't get scared by reading all of this..I will explain in detail about these things in the coming classes..So chill for now. During my classes in the coming days I will also provide more examples as to how this is done. So dear students please put on your thinking caps as you will be needing it big time...

Good luck for the coming up session.👍🏼

Sample Equations by my dear students(This should give you all a fair bit of idea)

Renu ji's equation:
1.Su + Al(Alok)---------> N20 (Nitrous Oxide /laughing gas) 🤣


Rubal's equation:
1.Ekta+Ekta+Ekta+Ekta=Bak bak bak Bak 😳 🤣


Ekta's equations:
1.BBC King + Shonu baby -----> Iss pyar ko kya naam doon🤣

2.Akshara + Gopi + Pratigya + S*** + Toasty + Navya + Suhana ----> Tejesh's Ideal Monster Woman 🤣


Keenu's Equations:

1.Bm +BP = NH3 [ methane[fuel] so they put screen on fire! 😆]

2.Di[dadi] + Bm = OC [ tear gas! 🤣]

3.Re[Renu] + Il[ ilesh] = CO [carbon monoxide i.e.poisonous if too much] Very dangerous combination 🤣

4.Su[sheemudi] + So[S***] = Pg[phosgene i.e.mustard gas, used to kill in WWii ]

5.Ke[keenu]+Rb[rubal]+Ek[Ekta] = No [Nitrous oxide, i.e. Laughing gas! 🤣]

6.Fe[Feefi] = NO[laughin gas] + Br[Biryani queen!]+ Sl [Sleeping queen] 🤣
ASSIGNMENT PART 1





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Posted: 14 years ago
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Oh bro u have chosen my Fav. subject this time😃
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Tejesh stop eating too much toast, you have Chemically Imbalanced your post.
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Originally posted by: firefly99

Oh bro u have chosen my Fav. subject this time😃



Good then you will be the teaching assistant for this course..Don't worry the institute will pay you stipend to cover your expenses.

If you have any innovative ideas to make this class more interesting do please PM me
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: venture

Tejesh stop eating too much toast, you have Chemically Imbalanced your post.



You are right ..It might distract my students...Siggy removed. Thanks anyways😃
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Is the idea not appealing or as usual u didn;t follow😡
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Chemistry and me are two poles apart , so not for me.
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Originally posted by: venture

Chemistry and me are two poles apart , so not for me.



Thats why u need to learn aunty😆..Anyways it will all be about SGP only..No chemistry in reality...It is just for fun...😃
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Posted: 14 years ago
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R U trying to kill me ? 😳 Is this going to b an assignment ? 🤓 When I saw ur thread's title , I thought Ohh God not again !!! This Geek is killing us with Homework !!!😆
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Originally posted by: tejeshec



Is the idea not appealing or as usual u didn;t follow😡

I made that face for another reason altogether but since you think I can't comprehend almost anything, I'll say that this idea is not appealing at all. It sucks. Angry

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