Hello Shello SGPians.....🤗... Aaj hai superhit rules PRE- SR, Let us hear once more in detail those rules given to the bride and groom for their successful launch of SR, Here we go:
The BRIDE room:
Cam zooms on all the jewellery sets and the on bride!
Disha: Suhana, waise tum na pehli ladki hogi jiski SR itni mahine baad ho rahi hai!(Thank God, Suhana din ask what is SR?)
Rajni: Sach mein Tum aur Ishaan na alag hi cheez ho, Ek saath ek hi chath ke neeche Tum dono?Suhana curiously listening.
Disha: Tum don one apne aap ko rokha kaise? Kabhi toh mann behka hoga thoda!Now Suhana confused.😕 (Btw Disha, confess, how many times have u seen the movie Utsav as u got those lines "Mann kyun behka" faster in your mind than a jet plane.)
Suhana: Mann bheka matlab?😲 (here springs my cutiepie's doubts😆) Rajni-Disha see each other as to how to explain things.(array bhola toh ab phase. Ib explain bhi karo👍🏼)
Rajni: Matlab kabhi toh Pyar se chuva hoga na, Ek doosre ko?😲😕
Suhana: Yeah! Many times,😆 (proudly) Ishaan ne bhi mujhe touch kiya hai keeps her hand on her cheek. (Ishaan badnaam hua, woh bhi ek touch ke liye)
Rajni keeps her hand on her foreheard.
Disha: Woh wala touch nahin Suhana, WHO wala TOUCH!😳
Rajni: Woh WALA TOUCH😳
Suhana: Woh wala Touch matlab?🤣🤪(Girls u cud have made it much simpler by breaking into the dance "zara zara touch me touch me touch me, oh zara zara OOPS this is SGP I forgot)
Rajni: Pati jab aakhon mein aankhen daal kar, pyar se uska haath pakad letha hai,😍
Disha continues: Phir dono ki Saasen rukh jaathi hai!(Thank God, Suhana din try to recall her cardiologist's number)
Rajni: Phir dono kareeb aate hain,😳
Disha: Paas, bilkul paas😳
Suhana scared,😲( must be thinking is SR so horrific???)
Rajni: Phir dono ek doosre ke saasen peene lagthe hai,(Oh my, , So Inder congrats to u, U r the inspiration for IMRAN HASHMI's track PEE LOO in Once upon a time in MUMBAI)
Suhana's expression is almost as if saying YUCK😆
Dish: Phir Pati Gaalon pe apne Hont raktha hai. (Hey bhagwan Elesh also went IMRAAN way??? Bheege hont tere, but for sure guyz Elesh must have sung it this way, Bheege hont tere, bhooka pet mera
Hello Shello SGPians.....🤗... Aaj hai superhit rules PRE- SR, Let us hear once more in detail those rules given to the bride and groom for their successful launch of SR, Here we go:
The BRIDE room:
Cam zooms on all the jewellery sets and the on bride!
Disha: Suhana, waise tum na pehli ladki hogi jiski SR itni mahine baad ho rahi hai!(Thank God, Suhana din ask what is SR?)
Rajni: Sach mein Tum aur Ishaan na alag hi cheez ho, Ek saath ek hi chath ke neeche Tum dono?Suhana curiously listening.
Disha: Tum don one apne aap ko rokha kaise? Kabhi toh mann behka hoga thoda!Now Suhana confused.😕 (Btw Disha, confess, how many times have u seen the movie Utsav as u got those lines "Mann kyun behka" faster in your mind than a jet plane.)
Suhana: Mann bheka matlab?😲 (here springs my cutiepie's doubts😆) Rajni-Disha see each other as to how to explain things.(array bhola toh ab phase. Ib explain bhi karo👍🏼)
Rajni: Matlab kabhi toh Pyar se chuva hoga na, Ek doosre ko?😲😕
Suhana: Yeah! Many times,😆 (proudly) Ishaan ne bhi mujhe touch kiya hai keeps her hand on her cheek. (Ishaan badnaam hua, woh bhi ek touch ke liye)
Rajni keeps her hand on her foreheard.
Disha: Woh wala touch nahin Suhana, WHO wala TOUCH!😳
Rajni: Woh WALA TOUCH😳
Suhana: Woh wala Touch matlab?🤣🤪(Girls u cud have made it much simpler by breaking into the dance "zara zara touch me touch me touch me, oh zara zara OOPS this is SGP I forgot)
Rajni: Pati jab aakhon mein aankhen daal kar, pyar se uska haath pakad letha hai,😍
Disha continues: Phir dono ki Saasen rukh jaathi hai!(Thank God, Suhana din try to recall her cardiologist's number)
Rajni: Phir dono kareeb aate hain,😳
Disha: Paas, bilkul paas😳
Suhana scared,😲( must be thinking is SR so horrific???)
Rajni: Phir dono ek doosre ke saasen peene lagthe hai,(Oh my, , So Inder congrats to u, U r the inspiration for IMRAN HASHMI's track PEE LOO in Once upon a time in MUMBAI)
Suhana's expression is almost as if saying YUCK😆
Dish: Phir Pati Gaalon pe apne Hont raktha hai. (Hey bhagwan Elesh also went IMRAAN way??? Bheege hont tere, but for sure guyz Elesh must have sung it this way😳😉, Bheege hont tere, bhooka pet mera)
Disha: Duth, Tum dono ko jeene ka hakh hi nahi hai
Suhana shocked.😲
Rajni: Sacchi, Ok teek hai, Aaj ke pehle jo kuch bhi hua, na, Suhana Who BHOOL javo, bhool javo.( Rajni babes will surely get the offer for her new show " Raaz bhool javo iss janam ka)
Suhana actually closing her eyes to enact as if to forget her past and says Phoooo to blow away it from her mind, looks and then smiles at Rajni.
Rajni:Lekin yeh ek mauka haath se math jaane dena.
Disha: Aaj ki raat ko bahut yaadgaar banana. Aaj ki raat kabhi na bhoolne wali raat haina.
Now all the girls break into giggling mode. That was the end of BRIDE coaching guys, now let's move to the Groom's coaching. Come on with me!😃😉
The GROOM room (terrace)
Ye le. Ishaan ki haalat hamesha ghar ke upar hi jyaada dikhayi dethi hai. Phir who 1st SR ho yeah 2nd SR.
Inder walking more restlessly as if he is the groom and talking to himself: Abbey kahan reh gaya?😆
Ishaan enters in a blue kurta marofying perfume.(Kahin kawaali pesh karne ki taiyaari toh nahi na ?😲😆)
Inder excited: Abbey Ishaan, Ishaan, Sun Sun, Kahan ja raha hai? (What a mind blowing question Inder ji!👏)
Ishaan: Apne kamre mein. (What a mind-blowing answer Ishaanji👏)
Inder: Sunna, Idhar toh aavo, badi jaldi ha hamre mein jaane ki, sun sun (makes weird nods)
Ishaan confused: Kya?
Inder: yaar taiyaari ho gayi ki nahi?😉
Ishaan sprays , moves and says : Ho gayi taiyaari!(aarey bholu, teri dressing ki baath kaun kambhakat kar raha hai?😡)
Inder: Arrey sun nay eh wali taiyaari nahin, mera matlab,Sr mein kya hota hai, kaise hota hai, Sab patha hai ya nahi? Ek second calls for Elesh(Why yaar Inder, even U don't know?)
Ishan: Elesh bhaiya baahar gayae, Dadiji ke paan lane
Inder: Koi baat nahi yaar, Main akele tumhe TRAIN kar doonga. Ek second( makes him sit) baiton baiton, bade bhai hoon tumhaara, Bade bhai ke kuch farz hota hai ki nahin Sun(This is what I expected from u Inder, start 1, 2 , 3 Shoot)
Ishaan: Koi farz nahi banta aapka . Teek hai, mujhe dher ho rahi hai, Main jaa raha hoon( I am impressed MAN, 😳Come on RUN AWAY)
Enters the MAHALOVE GURU Dadaji👏
Inder: Aise kaise jayega?
Dadaji also sits. Ishaan trapped in between 2 expert love gurus.😆
Dadaji: Kya kya, Kyun pakad rakha hai isse?
Ishaan: Haan Dadaji, dekhiye na, Inder bhaiya mujhe jeeane hi nahi de rahe.(Naughty boy, So U r eager to go?😳?)
Dadaji: Kahan jaana hai tujhe? Aur tu jaane kyun nahi de raha hai isi jahan jaana hai.
Inder: Dadaji aaj technically iski SR hai.(array yaar, Ab yeh technically kahan se aa gaya? I was thinking this SR is officially, legally, ethically, constitutionally his first SR😆) Haan ab dekhiyo na. Pichli baar bhi pada likhake bheja tha. Phir bhi FAIL ho gaya! Isliye socha hai iss baar isse thoda TRAIN kar doon( Good Inder, U r promoted as the best CHICHORA, go ahead😉😆)
Ishaan restless now but dadaji more excited.(dadiji sambhal liyo for the side effects)
Dadaji: Maine bhi Pichli baar bahut acchea sher sikhaya tha isse. Aagar tune usse who sher teek se suna diya hota na, toh aaj teri yeh haalat na hoti. (Yes Dadaji. In 1st SR she was super bored of Elesh's written pravachan that she held pillow tight to her ears and slept, This SR she might throw a VASE at Ishaan)
Ishaan: Dadaji who sher bahut katin tha
Inder interrupts : amaa yaar Katin? Meri likhi hui line kehdi hoti natoh aaj Suhana latoo hoti tumpe keh raha hoon. Dadaji's eyeballs move up for this self-praise of Inder.
Ishaan: Ho gaya aapka? Meri aur time math kheechiye, Please mujhe jaane dijiye.
Dadaji makes him sit.
Ishaan: Dadaji aap bhi?😲
Dadaji: Bhai iss baar poori taiyaar ke saath jaana.
Inder agrees.Hmmmmmmmmmm😳
Ishaan: Aap log koi ulti patti toh nahi padayenge na mujhe
Dadaji: Main to hamesh seedhi hi padatha hoon na?
Inder: Suno, Sabse pehle kamre mein jaana aur muskuraana.(shows a weird grin ,Rajni Tussi great ho, U cud bear that weird grin on your SR?)
Ishaan learns to grin from Inder.
Dadaji irritated: Arrey daant math dikha mujhe. Kya muskuraana? Zara bhi Tameez nahi.? Sabse pehle kamre ke andhar jaake, darwaaza ko andar se kundi lagana(Inder , this is called pidiyon ka experience. U left the most vital point.😳😆)
Inder agrees: Haan uske baad muskuraana.( Oh so now got it, So that Suhana cannot run out of the room after seeing that weird grin) shows Ishaan how to grin again. He confirms with Dadaji : Iske baad toh muskuraha saktha haina?😆
Dadaji: Haan, Iske baad muskura saktha hai, muskuraho, use baad jhakkar bait jaana.
Inder: array kya Dadaji pehle doodh to peene de isse. (array Inder sach mein, I can never go wrong dost, U r the true inspiration for drinking, IMRAAN PEE LOON)
Dadaji: Doodh toh isse pasand hi nahin hai!
Inder: Arrey lekin yeh ek rasm haina.
Dadaji: Kya rasm hoti hai? Koi zaroori nahi hoti hai yeh rasm Maine koi doodh nahi piya tha.
Inder: Teek hai, Ab tum saamne baiti Dulhan ko dekhe phir se muskurana( GRIN again, Oh no Inder all that u did was GRIN in your SR? Poor Rajni yaar, Iski gaddi toh SMILE STATION kea age badthi hi nahin!)
Dadaji: Phir murge ke bhand bhajakar so jaana.( Now the grin disappears from their faces. )Saamne woh ghoongat ko ode hue dulhan baiti hai, yeh bagal mein muskurate hue PHOTO kich vayega kya? ( Bhuzurg's mind, Point to be noted Ishaan👏😆)
Inder: array par dadaji isse ek mahaul bantha hai
Dadaji: Chup, Kya mahaul banta hai? Arrey Main pehle SR manayi thi Senior hoon main tera. Ab to na phir pyar se uska ghoongat utana. (Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayaal aata hai ki Dadaji u r so ROMANTIC❤️😍😆)
Inder: Uske baad muskuraana. ( Please Inder, now the elasticity of GRIN will loosen up if Suhana springs a table lamp on his head😡)
Ishaan: Nahi muskuraana mujhe. (gets wild)
Dadaji: Kyun nahi muskurana? Ab toh ghoongat utt chukka haina. Ab toh muskura saktha hai aur muskurate hua kehna "Subaan Allah"😍
Ishaan: Kya?
Dadaji: Bahi, kisi bhi acchei cheez ko dekhkar ya sunkar har shayar yahi kehtha hai "Subhan allah" aur phir kehna:
Subah ko malkar chechre par, Shaam lagakar aankhon mein,
Aap nahin duniya mein janam, Ek QAYAMAT aayi hai!
Inder: wah wah, Subaan allan. Agar Suhana ke saaamne Qayamat kahega na ye, toh Side table ke lamp leke maregi! Kya dadji kya sikha rahe ho aap isse.🤣
Ishaan: haan dadaji.Yeh risk main nahi le saktha😭😆
Inder: Main batha tha hoon ek second. Haan sun Idhar dekh, Tum apne andaz mein kehna, Ek dum saadgi ke saath aise(in Amol palekar style emotes) Suhana badi pyari lag rahi ho
Ishaan remembers when he had uttered these words for her blue salwar suit, she had remarked that it looked more like praise for a school girl on her homework.😕
Ishaan:L Nahi nahipyaar nahi aur kuch bhi bholo par pyari nahin😉
Inder: Sochtha hoon doosra . 🤔
Dadaji: Yeh kya hai yeh? Mere ko na aisey aa gaya(points to his quick thinking😆)Dekho Dekho, aisa hai arz kiya hai
Ishaan interrupts: Nahin, who subah shaam wala sher , who accha tha😆
Dadaji: Nahi sun. Yeh acche hai aur simple bhi Dhyan se sun. arz kiya hai ki:
Zulfon ko mere chehre par bikhravon kisi din,
Garajthe toh roz toh, baras javo kisi din.
(Ishaan , U will be KHALLAS today if u narrate this JHAKKAS sher)
Inder: wah wah, SR aaj hai aur barso kisi din? Matlab iss chakkar mein ek saal aur nikal gaya?
Both start fighting in FF speed over kisi din. Ishaan yells PAPA and both quiet.Ishaan slips away from them. So alok is the secret silencer for your energy dadaji and Inder is it??
Dadaji: Gaye kya papa?
Inder: aaye hi nahi papa!
Acc to Precap, all coaching done by Rajni-Disha and Dadaji Inder go waste as Ishaan might need to just say "Subhan Allan " on seeing Suhana dozes off to sleep behind the Ghoongat.
😆 THE END😆
😆😆...I loved those shers of Dadaji and Now i am a fan of Dadaji yaar....He rocks in SGP....He is so much full of life with his dialogues....I can't imagine SGP without him now yaar.....😆 Thanks for your encouraging words and responding dear.....😃....can understand u r busy with genda phool thread na.... how sweet of u to respond.....😃
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