What an entertaining and creative post Arshicsji and timely too. It is unfortunate that the show has earned only this kind of merrymaking. The current scenario has marred the real 400 episodes' celebrations.
Here is a few additions to your shopping cart.
For kabir : An enrolment at a renowned acting school for a crash course if he is determined to pursue an acting career.
For anu : A modelling chance for a not so popular toothpaste brand.
For danny : A lead role in a brand new show. (well deserving )
For kumud : btw who is she? On a serious note she has lost credibility in my eyes and I've already dissociated myself from her. So no gifts for her but BD sundari deserves a gift for her hardwork - a substantial hike in her remuneration.
For Kusum : Receiving costly gifts (especially diamonds) from her aristocratic husband is her only indulgence. Since we can't afford the same we shall gift a pack of morpankh to her. Since danny would no longer be with her, to fill his vacancy any one from the lot of the most eligible bachelors of our show - inspector chulbul pandey, jugnu or mahesh. (A fitting retribution for ogling ladoo and putting us to the torture once upon a time).
For VC : Retirement along with a large, comfortable, well - upholstered easy chair to spend his retired life because he is the only dedicated soul in our show who has never taken any holidays (in this regard he beat our dikhra hands down).
For Gun : A good treatment (expenses to be paid by PH) for her long illness (from the time the show started) i.e the constipation complaint thereby the long-suffering fans getting respite from those priceless expressions.
For kotikaaki : A new vamp bahu with a good dressing sense without whom khaki is utterly boring .
For yash : A dumb, thoroughly domesticated full-time husband job (infact life-time duty with no stipend)
For dugba : Counselling and remedy for her selective amnesia in order to help her banish all thoughts of her 'muhboli' beti kumud and make her reminisce about her 'saga' beti. Also professional help to track down the missing kumari.
For saras : Loads and tons of love, support, admiration and respect from loyal fans and immortality in our memories.
For the uncreatives : I'd like to give them a taste of their own medicine and see how they take it. Let's imprison them, tie them to a chair and continuously play the video of their own crap in the name of SC non-stop starting from Kusum stalking till prashant stalking and when they are almost deprived of their reason give them further nightmares by employing their own trick of ghost fabrication (that of the legendary SC author GRT).
For the director : A course on effective communication and interpersonal skills at the hands of well qualified professionals. The absence of proper communication, understanding and coordination among the writers, director, actors and technicians results in shoddy and haphazard execution of the plot and episodes and also mediocre performances.
For SLB : Our heartfelt thanks along with a flower bouquet as a mark of our high esteem for gifting fans with the ultimate, multifaceted hero saras and bringing into light the real talent and class of the 'one and only' GR and also for some wonderful, sublime sceneries of a classic love story (short-lived yet subtle, sophisticated and first of its kind on tv).
For PH : Royal rejection by the audience and the resultant downfall of the show (for their sheer audacity).
For SP : Total boycott of their programmes.
Sorry ji, highly frustrating, hence this silliness.
Edited by lal04 - 11 years ago
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